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The Officer's Club Bar

#801 User is offline   8 Lightnings 

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Posted 01 December 2000 - 06:00 AM

...post message 800!!!!!!!!!!

Yeah! Woohoo!

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Posted 01 December 2000 - 03:15 PM

Good Grief. I check back again and the bar has jumped to having two more pages... I'm not even going to bother checking back.

Anyway, I'd like some Saalian brandy, to kind of relive old times. Btw, are any of those "Real Boba Fett Helmets" for sale?

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#803 User is offline   Taeskor Cicion 

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Posted 01 December 2000 - 04:57 PM

*Hands him the drink.* Sure, I think I still have those helmets, only thirty-five scintak a piece. Wait just a second. It was a while ago that I took all those helmets off Fett. *Walks into storage room and digs around. Walks out with a helmet, polishing it.* Here's a good one. By the way, he never left the bar despite leaving the forums. *Indicates Fett, frozen in time, covered with dust and cobwebs.* Don't try to take anything, he's protected by a repulsor field. A great guy. Hope he comes back some time.

By the way, Darkk, Garrion Retoe earned himself a position as temporary line captain as he's on leave from his PhylSec duties. He'll lead his force into battle for you.

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Posted 01 December 2000 - 05:20 PM

"Hey Cicion, can you deactivate the force-field so LoneIgadzra and I can play a sabacc game? (see, I read the history) Posted Image

Oh, does this look famillier to anyone?" *holds up a skifter that looks very famillier to LoneIgadzra...*

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#805 User is offline   Fleet Admiral Darkk 

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Posted 01 December 2000 - 06:40 PM

"Piemur1, we've got enough minelayers, what we need is combat ships. Configure your ship for short or long range combat as suits it best, and join either the missle frigates(long range) or the gunships (short range). If it does both equally, we need long range ships slightly more.

I've got to go run the battle now. Cya all!!

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#806 User is offline   LoneIgadzra 

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Posted 02 December 2000 - 10:40 PM

Sweat! *Slips Boba Fett helmet on* I feel quite confident now... And slightly silly. Actually that's pretty funny, picture Boba Fett wearing Igadzra clothing...

So, *changes voice to an imitation of Boba Fett* a little sabacc it is...

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Posted 02 December 2000 - 10:44 PM

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Originally posted by Avatara:
I know I don't have any real authority here, and its not my bar, but I'm going to say it anyway!

PLEASE REFRAIN FROM SWEARING!!!!     Posted Image  Excessively, anyway.

I hate it!     Posted Image  I go to my h.s. and there are teenagers all over using at least three swear words every sentance!     Posted Image  I can't stand it!     Posted Image  In my personal opinion, it shows how "un-intelligent" you are since you have to use swearing to describe something, instead of posting something like "blue, or angry."

I'm rambling again, but I hope I got my point across...

I'll post this as many times as necessary, in as many topics as necessary, even if I do get banned.  It just makes me sick.     Posted Image


Hey, I'm just picking a random page and reading, but I'd like to add that at my H. S. people manage to make 100% of every sentence be swears. Its almost funny... And it certainly makes me feal much smarter than everyone...

(That was an exageration of course.)

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Posted 03 December 2000 - 03:20 AM

The Alecto maneuvers in and docks with the station. 8 Lightnings wanders into the bar.

"I'm thinking of doing a little work in Palyos soon. Anyone know how much ultra-accurate astrominers go for these days? I need quality stuff..."

He walks up to the bar.

"And, while you think about it, get me, in Slug's memory, a Pangalactic Gargleblaster."

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#809 User is offline   Piemur1 

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Posted 05 December 2000 - 03:04 AM

what?!? hey! a pangalactic gargleblaster? here? i dont believe it! I'll order 5000 gallons of the stuff! do you take credit? oh, just wait till darkk pays me for the pirate thing! hee hee hee...pangalactic gargleblasters? here in this universe? i cant believe it...

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Umm, is Iced Tea supposed to glow like that? Last day of school near locker #173

#810 User is offline   Taeskor Cicion 

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Posted 05 December 2000 - 08:35 PM

(Hands 8 Lightnings the 'blaster and gives Piemur a card for as many drinks as add up to 5000 gallons, payable in advance or in a series of small payments.

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-Traek Cicion of the Taeskor
"Never tell me the odds!"
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"Then we'll do it real quiet-like."
-Traek Cicion, barkeep extraordinaire

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#811 User is offline   Piemur1 

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Posted 06 December 2000 - 09:39 AM

*looks at the card...*
"err...how much do i owe you now? how much shh--inn--takk? did i say that correctly? how much shintak do i owe you? I just got my pay from Darkk. Now to exploit my new fuel source"
*picks up a pipe and brings it to his ship...moments later, there was a horrendous explosion and a smoking Piemur1 walks back into the bar*
"hmm, need to recalibrate the system for pangalactic garbleblasters..."
*takes his comm unit*
"engineering, i think you want to shorten your leave, we need to recalibrate the ship for pangalactic gargleblasters"
"Wha...hic...you mean you didn't do it yourself? WHAT?!? THEY HAVE THAT HERE?!? MY GOD! Ladies, sorry, i have to leave you...important business, don-cha-know" *sound of clothes rustling* "sir, i cant say how surprised i am...me and the guys will get on it right away...hic..."

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Umm, is Iced Tea supposed to glow like that? Last day of school near locker #173

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#812 User is offline   Taeskor Cicion 

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Posted 06 December 2000 - 01:52 PM

It's "scintak", and you owe me a total of 346,277 of them.

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"Then we'll do it real quiet-like."
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"PS: If nothing's working around here, it's because I'm laughing so hard."
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Posted 07 December 2000 - 02:24 AM

*pays the full price and takes the pump tube back to the ship...this time there was a loud coughing sound and sputtering...then the unmistakable sound of a ship powering up...*
from afar"It's working! It's working! It's working!!!"
*the ship revves up and later, a sound of a ship entering hyperspace, with a high pitched shrieking sound...*

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Umm, is Iced Tea supposed to glow like that? Last day of school near locker #173

#814 User is offline   Taeskor Cicion 

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Posted 08 December 2000 - 02:27 PM

Well, the Phylydia II will be stopping by soon. I'm going to start making preparations. Hey,Extoo! *X2, the new bardroid, approaches.* Clean up this place. *Notes that Piemur has left for the so-called "Budget Bar".* Hmph. Ah, well, there's always good old Darkk. And Fett. *Looks at the still-frozen still-cobweb-and-dust-covered Fett, sitting at his table. X2 approaches him and cleans him off. Fett's armor and table gleam.* Much better. *Starts polishing glasses.*

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-Traek Cicion of the Taeskor
"Never tell me the odds!"
-Han Solo
"Then we'll do it real quiet-like."
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#815 User is offline   Fleet Admiral Darkk 

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Posted 08 December 2000 - 02:48 PM

Hi. I'm back from a rather fun experience at Sol.
The pirates fight like CADETS. Still, there was a vorging lot of them.
*Cicion looks puzzled
"vorg" is a Nijayias swear word, roughly translated as "f***".
I'm looking forward to just sitting back and watching the Phylydions' best perform some.

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Posted 08 December 2000 - 03:32 PM

*LoneIgadzra looks up from his sabacc game on the newly clean Boba Fett, puzzled* The Phylydia II? What's the deal with that? It sounds like something that might make a satisfying popping sound when blown up...

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#817 User is offline   Taeskor Cicion 

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Posted 08 December 2000 - 07:38 PM

The recently completed(and more recently repaired) sister ship to the Phylydia, the flagship of all Phylydion naval forces. The Phylydia II won't take over the Phylydia's position, but it will serve as the flagship of the navy's attack forces.

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-Traek Cicion of the Taeskor
"Never tell me the odds!"
-Han Solo
"Then we'll do it real quiet-like."
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Posted 08 December 2000 - 11:14 PM

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"Oi, oi, oi, me got a hurt n here
Oi, oi, oi, me smell a ting is near
Me gonna bosh and me gonna nosh
An da hurt'll dissapear"

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Posted 08 December 2000 - 11:18 PM

*idiot_box walks into the bar* "Wait...something's missing." *idiot_box runs back out, then comes back with two metal signs and a small computer. He hangs one sign at each end of the bar, and puts the computer in the middle*

"There. Now there's one zip-code for each part of this f***ing tremendous thread, and a spell checker for those who can't figure out to type their post in a program with a spell-checker, then use the spell-checker, before posting. That should solve several problems at once."

*Idiot_box walks back out, vowing never to post here again because of the sheer enormity of the thread...not like that's a bad thing.*

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#820 User is offline   LoneIgadzra 

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Posted 10 December 2000 - 06:39 PM

Sorry 'bout the false start.

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#821 User is offline   Taeskor Cicion 

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Posted 10 December 2000 - 09:10 PM

(Sorry, people, but -I- start the festivities. Here we go...)*In a flash, the Phylydia II arrives in-system, and it slowly makes its way to the bar. A squadron of fighters pour from its docking bay and execute a series of impressive and dangerous maneuvers before coming to land in the bar's docking bay. Twelve pilots walk in.* Ladies and Gentlemen, the finest pilots in the Imperium: The legendary Jackal Squadron! *The Jackals take stools at the bar and have drinks on the house.* These fellows serve on the Phylydia, but they'll be with the Phylydia II for the next month or so. A small shuttle arrives, and Drion Nerec himself walks in, flanked by Taeskor Commandos and with a Pure Taeskor at his side, blade drawn.* The Military Octicate, head of all military operations and forces in our Imperium. *Half-bows.* Welcome to the party, Nerec. *The Phylydia II hangs outside the station, and through the viewports it is easy to see that there is a party going on inside it as well.*

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Posted 10 December 2000 - 09:32 PM

*Ships start arriving very frequently and the Rogue and Repellant fly in and dock together. Several smaller ships outside engage in mock-dogfights, and a crowd forms at the window to watch. A bunch of battle-weary crew members and pilots from the UNS the Phylydion Imperium, and the NIN all walk in the door. Cicion and his new droid have their hands full serving all of the patrons, and soon several restaurants nearby are called to help. The various admirals and such begin reading off battle reports and awards, and many cheers go up. Then some of the most popular Phylydion music begins to play. Sabacc games are going on all through the bar, and everybody starts to have a great time...*

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"Oi, oi, oi, me got a hurt n here
Oi, oi, oi, me smell a ting is near
Me gonna bosh and me gonna nosh
An da hurt'll dissapear"

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Posted 10 December 2000 - 10:13 PM

Darkk watches the mock war games with interest. He has a Francium firecracker, and breathes heavily for the next few minutes (Francium is the most reactive stable alkali metal).

He offers Nerec a game of poker, and asks about Nerec's preferences in music.
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Posted 10 December 2000 - 10:14 PM

8 Lightnings says, "Look. I don't care about a party, but tell me how much high-precision astrominers cost."

He then joins in the festivities.

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Posted 10 December 2000 - 10:37 PM

Across the bar, Pharris pulls out his TMP, and levels it at the back of Nerec's head. As he squeezes the trigger, a TaeBlade lodges itself in the barrel of the gun, jamming the mechanism, causeing the energy cell to cook off, making a rather loud crack as Pharris tosses the gun to the ground, clutching his burned hand.

"Holy crap! they're just blanks! Just wanted to test out your reflexes man, lighten up!"

Absenmindedly, he soaks his napkin in his drink and puts it on his hand. His eyes widen and he screams. He looks down at the Devil's Breath he was drinking.

"That's some powerful ****"

He then notices the second TaeBlade sticking out of his chest. He tears his flightsuit open around it, revealing his bodyarmour. He stares at it for a moment, then over at Cicion, who is behind the Bar, laughing to himself. He breathes out, slowly.

"Only at this place does the Bartender take bodyarmour for granted..."

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