The Officer's Club Bar
#701
Posted 20 October 2000 - 11:57 AM
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*Unless it's Avatara, of course."
-- From the memoirs of Sundered Angel
#702
Posted 20 October 2000 - 01:56 PM
Cicion hops over the counter and stands up on a table with a glass of bubbly white, and with a spoon, he taps the glass to announce a toast.
"Today is a great day for us all. We now have more posts... er... patrons than any other in this system! A new Record!"
In agreement, the crowd downs the drinks, russian style. And return to their business, still chit chatting about the whole event.
Sanatra sits down and William Shatner takes the mic.
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#703
Posted 20 October 2000 - 09:11 PM
*sees William Shanter from Star Trek Singing*
*pulls out a snowball with a rock inside*
*pegs Willy right in the middle of his head*
*luaghs*
*relizes he should b buying an expansive drink*
"uhh bartender, mix me your top ten most expansive drinks, and make sure they come in eaisly moved containers of atleast 50 tons.
*estimates thats enough money to buy 4 more starfleets*
*relizes he needs 5 to topple over the Sallrilains*
"never mind, make them into 100 ton contianers"
"thanks"
*pulls out mike*
"send a scoutship and wipe out those lemmings, or put a stop guy on every place that they could live, and build lots of steps"
*laughs*
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#704
Posted 20 October 2000 - 09:13 PM
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-Traek Cicion of the Taeskor
"Never tell me the odds!"
-Han Solo
"Then we'll do it real quiet-like."
"PS: If nothing's working around here, it's because I'm laughing so hard."
-Durandal
#705
Posted 21 October 2000 - 07:03 AM
"You... do... not know... how... long... I needed...... that."
Cicion eyeballs the guy with one buldging eye. Slowly he sets his cleaning down.
"Would you mind not doing the dramatic bit. It's giving me a headache." Cicion asks perturbed. Shatner slowly twists his head from side, looking for anybody he might recognize. A fellow patron begins to sit down next to him but quickly winces and walks away as he realizes Shatner is sweating profusely.
Shatner flips out a small handheld device and speaks into it.
"Scotty... beam me up."
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#706
Posted 21 October 2000 - 01:55 PM
Avatara is waiting for his drink still*
(Is Riven Macintosh Man? you said Mac)
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*Unless it's Avatara, of course."
-- From the memoirs of Sundered Angel
#707
Posted 22 October 2000 - 10:26 AM
*Sinatra(With an "i" walks offstage as a huge round of applause rolls up. Mel Torme takes the stage.*
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-Traek Cicion of the Taeskor
"Never tell me the odds!"
-Han Solo
"Then we'll do it real quiet-like."
"PS: If nothing's working around here, it's because I'm laughing so hard."
-Durandal
#708
Posted 22 October 2000 - 02:19 PM
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*Unless it's Avatara, of course."
-- From the memoirs of Sundered Angel
#711
Posted 23 October 2000 - 01:12 AM
"i think i'd better wipe out moths instead...keep eating people's money...hey wait a minute!"
*realizes he has no money...quietly sulks away out of the bar and into his ship...warps away to as far from the bar as possible on his fuel supply...which is just enough to get to the next system...which happens to be uninhabited...*
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Races to wipe out:
[*] Gerbils { }
[*] The infamous Blabblytes of Bla { } (a few were discovered on a planet on the other side of the universe)
[*] Lemmings {X} (the sun finally went nova)
[*] Moths { }
[This message has been edited by Piemur1 (edited 10-23-2000).]
#712
Posted 23 October 2000 - 05:56 AM
*Reaches his ship, fires up the engines and warms up his Hyperdrive*
*The ‘Wild Karrde’ enters the system that Piemur1 is stuck in, and docks with his ship*
*Karrde jumps aboard*
*He runs to the bridge*
Karrde: “hey, you forgot to pay everybodies drink!”
Piemur1: “please don’t hurt me, methinks me has no money”
Karrde: “Well, we’ll just have to see whats in that cargo hold of yours, won’t we”
*The expression on Piemur1’s face changes to an expression of absolute horror*
Piemur1: “Oh, you don’t want to go in there.”
Karrde: “Oh, but I do”
*walks over to the door*
*opens it...*
Karrde: OH, NOOO! THE TRIBBLES!
*they both run to his ship, chased by around 10000 tribbles*
*they jump aboard, and Karrde fires up the engines*
*just as the Wild Karrde declamps itself from the hull of Piemur1’s ship, the ships hull bursts, and millions of tribbles find their doom...*
Karrde: “I think you owe me a couple of Million scintak for exterminating THAT many...”
Piemur1:”OOOOOHHHHH, YOU .....!
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'Never ask for directions in wales baldric, you'll be washing spit out of your beard for months'
-Blackadder
differences cause conflicts. conforming is happiness.
join us. express your commonality. copy and paste.
Boom bam as I step in the jam, God damn.
#713
Posted 23 October 2000 - 05:58 AM
*Reaches his ship, fires up the engines and warms up his Hyperdrive*
*The ‘Wild Karrde’ enters the system that Piemur1 is stuck in, and docks with his ship*
*Karrde jumps aboard*
*He runs to the bridge*
Karrde: “hey, you forgot to pay everybodies drink!”
Piemur1: “please don’t hurt me, methinks me has no money”
Karrde: “Well, we’ll just have to see whats in that cargo hold of yours, won’t we”
*The expression on Piemur1’s face changes to an expression of absolute horror*
Piemur1: “Oh, you don’t want to go in there.”
Karrde: “Oh, but I do”
*walks over to the door*
*opens it...*
Karrde: OH, NOOO! THE TRIBBLES!
*they both run to his ship, chased by around 10000 tribbles*
*they jump aboard, and Karrde fires up the engines*
*just as the Wild Karrde declamps itself from the hull of Piemur1’s ship, the ships hull bursts, and millions of tribbles find their doom...*
Karrde: “I think you owe me a couple of Million scintak for exterminating THAT many...”
Piemur1:”OOOOOHHHHH, YOU .....!
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'Never ask for directions in wales baldric, you'll be washing spit out of your beard for months'
-Blackadder
differences cause conflicts. conforming is happiness.
join us. express your commonality. copy and paste.
Boom bam as I step in the jam, God damn.
#714
Posted 23 October 2000 - 12:34 PM
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-Traek Cicion of the Taeskor
"Never tell me the odds!"
-Han Solo
"Then we'll do it real quiet-like."
"PS: If nothing's working around here, it's because I'm laughing so hard."
-Durandal
#715
Posted 23 October 2000 - 05:09 PM
"Oh, uh...well... if those commandos did something besides stand there... Maybe the doorway could be decorated a bit more, at least cleaned. Its all greasy and grimy. On the other hand, this is a bar, not a luxury hotel. Also, the dust on those tables over there *points to a corner of the bar* is causing some people to have allergy problems. Also, that incinerated table could use some repairs..."
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*Unless it's Avatara, of course."
-- From the memoirs of Sundered Angel
#716
Posted 23 October 2000 - 05:13 PM
"Oh, uh...well... if those commandos did something besides stand there... Maybe the doorway could be decorated a bit more, at least cleaned. Its all greasy and grimy. On the other hand, this is a bar, not a luxury hotel. Also, the dust on those tables over there *points to a corner of the bar* is causing some people to have allergy problems. Also, that incinerated table could use some repairs..."
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*Unless it's Avatara, of course."
-- From the memoirs of Sundered Angel
#717
Posted 24 October 2000 - 01:21 AM
"hiy yo geiz! i tink teh lhmiings er ded dontchano? so sinse nobodyones kilt none of dem...i dont tink i well pay fer dem...yo geiz gotta pay fer dem yerselfs.."
*walks back to the 'Wild Karrde'*
"{shouting} YO KARRDE! GIMME ANODER OV DAT WEALLY STRONG STUFF! I TINK IM FERGETTIN SUM TINKS AN I WANNA FERGET DEM!"
*falls down beside the docking doors and Karrde's men haul him inside the ship...*
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Races to wipe out:
[*] All Tribbles but one... {X}
[*] Gerbils { }
[*] The infamous Blabblytes of Bla {X}
#718
Posted 24 October 2000 - 12:12 PM
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-Traek Cicion of the Taeskor
"Never tell me the odds!"
-Han Solo
"Then we'll do it real quiet-like."
"PS: If nothing's working around here, it's because I'm laughing so hard."
-Durandal
#719
Posted 24 October 2000 - 04:36 PM
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*Unless it's Avatara, of course."
-- From the memoirs of Sundered Angel
#720
Posted 25 October 2000 - 07:23 AM
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-Traek Cicion of the Taeskor
"Never tell me the odds!"
-Han Solo
"Then we'll do it real quiet-like."
[This message has been edited by Taeskor Cicion (edited 10-25-2000).]
"PS: If nothing's working around here, it's because I'm laughing so hard."
-Durandal
#721
Posted 26 October 2000 - 09:43 AM
Well, I congratulate you.
*lifts glass in honor*
To would-be moderator. I think we all have a certain level of respect for you here.
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#722
Posted 26 October 2000 - 11:47 AM
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-Traek Cicion of the Taeskor
"Never tell me the odds!"
-Han Solo
"Then we'll do it real quiet-like."
"PS: If nothing's working around here, it's because I'm laughing so hard."
-Durandal
#723
Posted 26 October 2000 - 05:09 PM
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*Unless it's Avatara, of course."
-- From the memoirs of Sundered Angel
#724
Posted 26 October 2000 - 06:33 PM
"Besides, he helps keep my job easier around here." Riven says with a chuckle.
"To Cicion." He lifts his glass and everyone in the bar does likewise.
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#725
Posted 28 October 2000 - 03:08 PM
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-Traek Cicion of the Taeskor
"Never tell me the odds!"
-Han Solo
"Then we'll do it real quiet-like."
"PS: If nothing's working around here, it's because I'm laughing so hard."
-Durandal