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The Officer's Club Bar

#701 User is offline   Avatara 

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Posted 20 October 2000 - 11:57 AM

Remember, Piemur1 said he was paying...

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Posted 20 October 2000 - 01:56 PM

In a rather unexpected move, Sanatra begins singing "700 bottles of bear on the wall" and the crowd turns around to see Cicion letting out a full round of champange, on the house. Everyone is elated and joins in on the celebration, and start singing with Sanatra.

Cicion hops over the counter and stands up on a table with a glass of bubbly white, and with a spoon, he taps the glass to announce a toast.

"Today is a great day for us all. We now have more posts... er... patrons than any other in this system! A new Record!"

In agreement, the crowd downs the drinks, russian style. And return to their business, still chit chatting about the whole event.

Sanatra sits down and William Shatner takes the mic.

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Posted 20 October 2000 - 09:11 PM

*reappears*
*sees William Shanter from Star Trek Singing*
*pulls out a snowball with a rock inside*
*pegs Willy right in the middle of his head*
*luaghs*
*relizes he should b buying an expansive drink*
"uhh bartender, mix me your top ten most expansive drinks, and make sure they come in eaisly moved containers of atleast 50 tons.
*estimates thats enough money to buy 4 more starfleets*
*relizes he needs 5 to topple over the Sallrilains*
"never mind, make them into 100 ton contianers"
"thanks"
*pulls out mike*
"send a scoutship and wipe out those lemmings, or put a stop guy on every place that they could live, and build lots of steps"
*laughs*


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Posted 20 October 2000 - 09:13 PM

*Actually, Sinatra stays onstage and continues to sing.(This is MY bar, mac. I control the music.)*

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"Never tell me the odds!"
-Han Solo
"Then we'll do it real quiet-like."
-Traek Cicion, barkeep extraordinaire

"PS: If nothing's working around here, it's because I'm laughing so hard."
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Posted 21 October 2000 - 07:03 AM

After several off key tunes, Shatner is booed off stage, and Sanatra takes the mic. Shatner then plods over to the bar in front of Cicion and plops himself down.

"You... do... not know... how... long... I needed...... that."

Cicion eyeballs the guy with one buldging eye. Slowly he sets his cleaning down.

"Would you mind not doing the dramatic bit. It's giving me a headache." Cicion asks perturbed. Shatner slowly twists his head from side, looking for anybody he might recognize. A fellow patron begins to sit down next to him but quickly winces and walks away as he realizes Shatner is sweating profusely.

Shatner flips out a small handheld device and speaks into it.
"Scotty... beam me up."

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Posted 21 October 2000 - 01:55 PM

*Cicion gets angry and throws a knife at Kirk, but the sponge appeared to have worked and he was already beaming away. Cicion retrieves his knife and goes back to work.

Avatara is waiting for his drink still*

(Is Riven Macintosh Man? you said Mac)

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Posted 22 October 2000 - 10:26 AM

(No, no, "mac" the addressing name, like "Bub" or "Pal".)

*Sinatra(With an "i" walks offstage as a huge round of applause rolls up. Mel Torme takes the stage.*

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"Never tell me the odds!"
-Han Solo
"Then we'll do it real quiet-like."
-Traek Cicion, barkeep extraordinaire

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-Durandal

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Posted 22 October 2000 - 02:19 PM

*Avatara is still waiting for that drink he ordered a week ago*

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*Unless it's Avatara, of course."
-- From the memoirs of Sundered Angel

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Posted 22 October 2000 - 03:47 PM

*absolute silence*

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Posted 22 October 2000 - 04:57 PM

*relizes he still has not gotten what he has order*
"Hey bartender mind hurrying it up, i got an empire to overthrow, and make sure tehre in Aud containers. Thanks."

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Posted 23 October 2000 - 01:12 AM

*opens his wallet and 10 moths fly out*
"i think i'd better wipe out moths instead...keep eating people's money...hey wait a minute!"
*realizes he has no money...quietly sulks away out of the bar and into his ship...warps away to as far from the bar as possible on his fuel supply...which is just enough to get to the next system...which happens to be uninhabited...*


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Races to wipe out:
[*] Gerbils { }
[*] The infamous Blabblytes of Bla { } (a few were discovered on a planet on the other side of the universe)
[*] Lemmings {X} (the sun finally went nova)
[*] Moths { }

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Posted 23 October 2000 - 05:56 AM

*Talon Karrde rushes after Piemur1*
*Reaches his ship, fires up the engines and warms up his Hyperdrive*
*The ‘Wild Karrde’ enters the system that Piemur1 is stuck in, and docks with his ship*
*Karrde jumps aboard*
*He runs to the bridge*
Karrde: “hey, you forgot to pay everybodies drink!”
Piemur1: “please don’t hurt me, methinks me has no money”
Karrde: “Well, we’ll just have to see whats in that cargo hold of yours, won’t we”
*The expression on Piemur1’s face changes to an expression of absolute horror*
Piemur1: “Oh, you don’t want to go in there.”
Karrde: “Oh, but I do”
*walks over to the door*
*opens it...*
Karrde: OH, NOOO! THE TRIBBLES!
*they both run to his ship, chased by around 10000 tribbles*
*they jump aboard, and Karrde fires up the engines*
*just as the Wild Karrde declamps itself from the hull of Piemur1’s ship, the ships hull bursts, and millions of tribbles find their doom...*
Karrde: “I think you owe me a couple of Million scintak for exterminating THAT many...”
Piemur1:”OOOOOHHHHH, YOU .....!

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Boom bam as I step in the jam, God damn.

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Posted 23 October 2000 - 05:58 AM

*Talon Karrde rushes after Piemur1*
*Reaches his ship, fires up the engines and warms up his Hyperdrive*
*The ‘Wild Karrde’ enters the system that Piemur1 is stuck in, and docks with his ship*
*Karrde jumps aboard*
*He runs to the bridge*
Karrde: “hey, you forgot to pay everybodies drink!”
Piemur1: “please don’t hurt me, methinks me has no money”
Karrde: “Well, we’ll just have to see whats in that cargo hold of yours, won’t we”
*The expression on Piemur1’s face changes to an expression of absolute horror*
Piemur1: “Oh, you don’t want to go in there.”
Karrde: “Oh, but I do”
*walks over to the door*
*opens it...*
Karrde: OH, NOOO! THE TRIBBLES!
*they both run to his ship, chased by around 10000 tribbles*
*they jump aboard, and Karrde fires up the engines*
*just as the Wild Karrde declamps itself from the hull of Piemur1’s ship, the ships hull bursts, and millions of tribbles find their doom...*
Karrde: “I think you owe me a couple of Million scintak for exterminating THAT many...”
Piemur1:”OOOOOHHHHH, YOU .....!

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conform now. conform now. conform now.
differences cause conflicts. conforming is happiness.
join us. express your commonality. copy and paste.

Boom bam as I step in the jam, God damn.

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Posted 23 October 2000 - 12:34 PM

*Hands Avatara that drink.* Sorry for the delay. You know, I think I can withdraw the martial law order. *Snaps his fingers and the Taeskor Commandos file out into an armed transport which flies away under escort.* Tell me, Avatara, what improvements do you think might be made to the bar?

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-Traek Cicion of the Taeskor
"Never tell me the odds!"
-Han Solo
"Then we'll do it real quiet-like."
-Traek Cicion, barkeep extraordinaire

"PS: If nothing's working around here, it's because I'm laughing so hard."
-Durandal

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Posted 23 October 2000 - 05:09 PM

"Well, maybe a no-spam device, something that perma-bans spammers who aren't posting "logical" posts about the bar and..." *snaps back to reality*

"Oh, uh...well... if those commandos did something besides stand there... Maybe the doorway could be decorated a bit more, at least cleaned. Its all greasy and grimy. On the other hand, this is a bar, not a luxury hotel. Also, the dust on those tables over there *points to a corner of the bar* is causing some people to have allergy problems. Also, that incinerated table could use some repairs..."

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*Unless it's Avatara, of course."
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Posted 23 October 2000 - 05:13 PM

"Well, maybe a no-spam device, something that perma-bans spammers who aren't posting "logical" posts about the bar and..." *snaps back to reality*

"Oh, uh...well... if those commandos did something besides stand there... Maybe the doorway could be decorated a bit more, at least cleaned. Its all greasy and grimy. On the other hand, this is a bar, not a luxury hotel. Also, the dust on those tables over there *points to a corner of the bar* is causing some people to have allergy problems. Also, that incinerated table could use some repairs..."

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"Sometimes I get confused whether I'm posting on ATT or in the War Room. But then I remind myself: If it's moderators acting scatter-brained and foolish, then it's the War Room*.

*Unless it's Avatara, of course."
-- From the memoirs of Sundered Angel

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Posted 24 October 2000 - 01:21 AM

*Piemur1 disembarks the 'Wild Karrde' and walks unsteadily into the bar*
"hiy yo geiz! i tink teh lhmiings er ded dontchano? so sinse nobodyones kilt none of dem...i dont tink i well pay fer dem...yo geiz gotta pay fer dem yerselfs.."
*walks back to the 'Wild Karrde'*
"{shouting} YO KARRDE! GIMME ANODER OV DAT WEALLY STRONG STUFF! I TINK IM FERGETTIN SUM TINKS AN I WANNA FERGET DEM!"
*falls down beside the docking doors and Karrde's men haul him inside the ship...*

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Races to wipe out:
[*] All Tribbles but one... {X}
[*] Gerbils { }
[*] The infamous Blabblytes of Bla {X}

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Posted 24 October 2000 - 12:12 PM

Avatara, how long have you been a moderator? I didn't notice the label near your name until just now. *An engineering crew walks in and cleans up the bar. Cicion helps, mumbling "All these newer guys becoming moderators..."*

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-Han Solo
"Then we'll do it real quiet-like."
-Traek Cicion, barkeep extraordinaire

"PS: If nothing's working around here, it's because I'm laughing so hard."
-Durandal

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Posted 24 October 2000 - 04:36 PM

(Is that a tinge of jealousy or dislike?)

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*Unless it's Avatara, of course."
-- From the memoirs of Sundered Angel

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Posted 25 October 2000 - 07:23 AM

(Neither. Just a little surprise at the newcomers getting the power. I've been here longer than any Ares board moderator I know of. Of course, I do have plenty of power since I control the Officer's Club Bar thread.)

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"Never tell me the odds!"
-Han Solo
"Then we'll do it real quiet-like."

[This message has been edited by Taeskor Cicion (edited 10-25-2000).]
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Posted 26 October 2000 - 09:43 AM

Now this is odd. I had always thought of you as being a moderator. But, either your usage of more than one alias, or the possibility of you never having moderation status, has eluded me until now.

Well, I congratulate you.

*lifts glass in honor*

To would-be moderator. I think we all have a certain level of respect for you here.

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Posted 26 October 2000 - 11:47 AM

Thanks ever so much. Next two rounds of drinks are on the house, folks.

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-Traek Cicion of the Taeskor
"Never tell me the odds!"
-Han Solo
"Then we'll do it real quiet-like."
-Traek Cicion, barkeep extraordinaire

"PS: If nothing's working around here, it's because I'm laughing so hard."
-Durandal

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Posted 26 October 2000 - 05:09 PM

At least you were smart enough to say "the next two"... Posted Image

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*Unless it's Avatara, of course."
-- From the memoirs of Sundered Angel

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Posted 26 October 2000 - 06:33 PM

"I'll drink to that." Riven says as he sits down. "Cicion has been like a father to us all. It would be only proper to give him due respect." Riven removes his military cap and gestures in a small bow.

"Besides, he helps keep my job easier around here." Riven says with a chuckle.
"To Cicion." He lifts his glass and everyone in the bar does likewise.

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Posted 28 October 2000 - 03:08 PM

Thanks, Riven. I appreciate it. Well, think I'll go find that troublesome metal friend of mine. He's been missing for days. *Walks around the bar, into the storeroom, and out to the docking bay, and finds nothing.* You don't suppose he stowed away, do you?

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-Traek Cicion of the Taeskor
"Never tell me the odds!"
-Han Solo
"Then we'll do it real quiet-like."
-Traek Cicion, barkeep extraordinaire

"PS: If nothing's working around here, it's because I'm laughing so hard."
-Durandal

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