The Officer's Club Bar

#651 Avatara

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Posted 12 October 2000 - 04:22 PM

*Avatara cuts down the men beating him up with a document he "borrowed" from Slug. The paper cuts cause all the SS men to bleed to death.*

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#652 Avatara

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Posted 12 October 2000 - 04:23 PM

*Avatara cuts down the men beating him up with a document he "borrowed" from Slug. The paper cuts cause all the SS men to bleed to death.*

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#653 Avatara

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Posted 12 October 2000 - 04:24 PM

*Avatara cuts down the men beating him up with a document he "borrowed" from Slug. The paper cuts cause all the SS men to bleed to death.*

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#654 Avatara

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Posted 12 October 2000 - 04:31 PM

Wow, I didn't mean to post that three times.... Must be because the topic is so big...

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#655 DeathVal

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Posted 12 October 2000 - 04:38 PM

"oh i got an idea"*speaks while shooting off avatars fingers*" why dont we start a new topic still labeled The Officer"s club Bar but itll be all new so we dont have to wait so long to post or read what poeple says, is that a good idea or waht?*finishes shooting off avatars fingers hopinhg that will make him stop paper cutting all my SS men nad paying him back for calling me my wrong nmae

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#656 Avatara

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Posted 12 October 2000 - 05:41 PM

If you do that, then this topic will go to waste. Right now, it is the largest one on the boards and we are proud of that. More importantly, it lets the old people remember memories of what the boards once were.

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#657 Mag Steelglass

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Posted 12 October 2000 - 06:34 PM

Heh. This bar tended to be my least favorite topic...

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#658 DeathVal

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Posted 12 October 2000 - 07:41 PM

"But the posting time......its sooooooooooooooooooooo long."

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#659 Fleet Admiral Darkk

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Posted 12 October 2000 - 07:58 PM

Actualy, it really isn't. Just hit stop and back a few times and then reload.

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Me: You ******* IDIOTS!! That planet was INHABITED!!!
Them: Ooops
Me: Let's resume this disscussion at the admiralty court near airlock 13.
[immediatly following the first disrupter missle test]

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#660 Piemur1

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Posted 13 October 2000 - 01:15 AM

Piemur1: "Oh, you are paying me 20 million scintak? thank you so much, actually, what i was thinking was you get half of the bounty of killing the gerbils...think about it...whole planets giving thanks to you and giving you medals and stuff and the glory and the righteous shall prevail...uhh...well...they will thank you for it at least...and maybe some money...and we will split it 30/70, you 70, alright? Posted Image

and doing ENOUGH planets will make us rich enough to buy a new ship! and this is the best part...you dont pay so much in the way of weaponry...just a simple small creature scanner...and a couple of jars of poison...the cheapest in the galaxy for a profit!!!

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Races to wipe out:
[*] All Tribbles but one... {X}
[*] Gerbils { }
[*] The infamous Blabblytes of Bla{X}
[*] Nasty Things that Sting { }

#661 Piemur1

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Posted 13 October 2000 - 01:16 AM

Piemur1: "Problem is that the competition for the Nasty Things that Sting is already high in the market...and harder to get rid of...and you have to worry about personal injuries...the bug spray alone costs 30 scintak or more!"

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Races to wipe out:
[*] All Tribbles but one... {X}
[*] Gerbils { }
[*] The infamous Blabblytes of Bla{X}
[*] Nasty Things that Sting { }

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#662 Talon Karrde

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Posted 13 October 2000 - 01:18 AM

*unknown to Piemur1, talon karrde has tribble repellant. He sprays himself, and after the last tribble has croaked, He looks at Piemur1 with a menacing look on his face*
*takes out hand-held tractor beam, and pushes the button*
*the last tribble falls out of Piemur1's pocket*
*Talon Karrde blasts the last tribble into oblivion*

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conform now. conform now. conform now.
differences cause conflicts. conforming is happiness.
join us. express your commonality. copy and paste.

Boom bam as I step in the jam, God damn.

#663 Piemur1

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Posted 13 October 2000 - 01:24 AM

*what talon karrde does not know is that on some secret deserted planet, piemur1 had already dropped a tribble on it and let them multiply to the point where the tribbles were cannibalizing each other at the same rate of multiplication and was completely self-sufficient and far enough away from everyone to find it except for piemur1 and that he put it there just in the case someone would do that sort of thing to him...a private vault of useless things...*

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Races to wipe out:
[*] All Tribbles but one... {X}
[*] Gerbils { }
[*] The infamous Blabblytes of Bla{X}
[*] Nasty Things that Sting { }

#664 Taeskor Cicion

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Posted 13 October 2000 - 09:20 AM

That's the last straw. This is my bar, and there will be order. Until things get back to the good old way they used to be, this bar is under Martial Law. *Presses a button on his com unit and 2 platoons of Taeskor Commandos enter and take up positions all around the bar. They try to remain inconspicuous. Cicion starts pouring drinks and talking to the respectable patrons and a jazz band and singer enter and start up some swinging music.*

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#665 DeathVal

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Posted 13 October 2000 - 03:35 PM

"trust me teaskor does guys dont work, look at my SS men back tehre they all have paper cuts and are bleeding to death *moaning in back ground* so trust me those commandos wont do a thing"
*gets his arm blasted off*
"ok, i stand corrested"
*start regenerating a new arm*
"this might be nasty"

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#666 Taeskor Cicion

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Posted 13 October 2000 - 04:08 PM

How're things, Avatara? Care for a drink?

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"Then we'll do it real quiet-like."
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#667 Avatara

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Posted 13 October 2000 - 04:22 PM

Quote

Originally posted by Taeskor Cicion:
How're things, Avatara? Care for a drink?

Actually, somewhere in the spam Talon Karrde ad Piemur1 have done, I think I ordered one...

Piemur1: If they are cannibalizing at the same rate of multiplication, then you only have one.

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#668 Fleet Admiral Darkk

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Posted 13 October 2000 - 05:22 PM

*StormBreaker docks at the bar. Darkk enters humming happily.*

*shows Cicion the [url="http://"http://www.AmbrosiaSW.com/webboard/Forum11/HTML/000079-5.html"] Official Posting [/url]

" Given that I'm in a good mood today, and 5% of all captures made by the NIN during my tenure as Fleet Admiral went to me, and that I've spent next to none of it, EVERYTHING'S ON ME UNTIL I LEAVE!!! Oh, I'm staying here until my office takes effect, so I'll be here TWO DAYS!!

*riotous cheering from many*

Give me a Dr. Pepper just like old times, Cicion.

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Me: You ******* IDIOTS!! That planet was INHABITED!!!
Them: Ooops
Me: Let's resume this disscussion at the admiralty court near airlock 13.
[immediatly following the first disrupter missle test]

[This message has been edited by Fleet Admiral Darkk (edited 10-13-2000).]

[This message has been edited by Fleet Admiral Darkk (edited 10-13-2000).]

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#669 DeathVal

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Posted 13 October 2000 - 06:18 PM

"WhooHoo"
*cheeres when finsihed with regenerating his arm*
"Hey Bartender, i never had anything to drink so ill start now, give me the lightest you got, but not water, and no carbonatoin. thanks."

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#670 Slug

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Posted 13 October 2000 - 09:15 PM

Donkeypiss it is....

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#671 Fleet Admiral Darkk

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Posted 13 October 2000 - 10:43 PM

Unless I'm off, 670!! (I was, need more sleep.)
Woohoo!!
I think this is the biggest topic on any Ares Web Board, Cicion. Congrats.

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Me: You ******* IDIOTS!! That planet was INHABITED!!!
Them: Ooops
Me: Let's resume this disscussion at the admiralty court near airlock 13.
[immediatly following the first disrupter missle test]

[This message has been edited by Fleet Admiral Darkk (edited 10-14-2000).]

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#672 Taeskor Cicion

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Posted 14 October 2000 - 03:49 PM

Thanks ever so much, Admiral. And by the way, most of the Nijayias pirates we've been having trouble with were pirates to begin with. The actual Nijayias left in Nijayias space were the ones we protected. *Hands him a big beer mug of Dr. Pepper.*

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-Traek Cicion of the Taeskor

"Never tell me the odds!"
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"Then we'll do it real quiet-like."
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-Durandal

#673 Fleet Admiral Darkk

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Posted 14 October 2000 - 06:39 PM

Quote

Originally posted by Taeskor Cicion:
Thanks ever so much, Admiral. And by the way, most of the Nijayias pirates we've been having trouble with were pirates to begin with. The actual Nijayias left in Nijayias space were the ones we protected. *Hands him a big beer mug of Dr. Pepper.*

Somehow, the words "destroying the villiage to save the villiage" and "Vietnam" keep flashing through my head. Oh well, not your fault. I think you are mistaken about it being commited pirates. According to YOUR navy office, 98% of all known Nijayas pirate vessles were navy up to the time of the Nijayas Civil War (our term for it). Even true pirates won't resist the "calling," offers of blanket pardons, AND the chance to help rebuild the Empire (which could get them tons of cash).

*looks at his tab so far

Mmm. C'mon, I've got more money than that! Seriously, until my post becomes official Monday, it's all on me!

*looks for a Sabacc game to wast money on, but realizes he'd be cheating automaticaly under Phylydian rules, which ban enhanced psychic powers

Cicion, another Dr. Pepper please.

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Me: You ******* IDIOTS!! That planet was INHABITED!!!
Them: Ooops
Me: Let's resume this disscussion at the admiralty court near airlock 13.
[immediatly following the first disrupter missle test]

"In literature as in love we are astounded by what is chosen by others." Andre Maurois

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#674 Fleet Admiral Darkk

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Posted 14 October 2000 - 08:49 PM

Oh, Cicion, you wouldn't believe this weird power sources I found on the Arliacian homeworld. Their power outputs on STANDBY was 10 times that of the Phylydia on MAX OUTPUT!

Heard vauge rumors of something similar. Something about the "Verasi". Also heard you might be interested.

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Me: You ******* IDIOTS!! That planet was INHABITED!!!
Them: Ooops
Me: Let's resume this disscussion at the admiralty court near airlock 13.
[immediatly following the first disrupter missle test]

"In literature as in love we are astounded by what is chosen by others." Andre Maurois

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#675 Taeskor Cicion

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Posted 14 October 2000 - 08:52 PM

Given Phylydion sense tendrils, we'd be about evenly matched in poker. *Hands Darkk a rare collector's edition 4 liter bottle of Dr. Pepper.*

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-Traek Cicion of the Taeskor

"Never tell me the odds!"
-Han Solo

"Then we'll do it real quiet-like."
-Han Solo

-Traek Cicion, barkeep extraordinaire

"PS: If nothing's working around here, it's because I'm laughing so hard."
-Durandal