Katerei stopped out front the door to the Tavern, noticing that the large wooden mailbox was overflowing with decorative white envelopes. They were spilling out the top, over the sides, and onto the ground below. It looked like a small snowstorm had hit. She plucked one out of the mailbox and read the recipient's name. 'To Sideline,' it read in a delicate flowing script. She looked at another, then another, and another. They were all addressed to him.
"Hm," Katerei said, and scooped up as many envelopes as she could carry. Pushing open the door of the tavern with her hip, she scuffled inside and looked around. "Is Sideline here?"
"Yes," Sideline replied, turning around in his chair with a slightly confused expression. "Do you need something?"
Katerei walked over and dumped the armful of envelopes on his lap unceremoniously. "A shovel is what I need, or there'll be some serious mailbox arson* going on. Those are for you."
Sideline's eyes widened in surprise, and he picked one off the top of the pile, slit it open and quickly scanned it. While he read, Katerei went outside again to retrieve another armload of envelopes. She returned in time to overhear him read aloud, "'We have provided extra invitations in the event that you should wish to bring guests.' Well, that's an understatement," he grumbled. "What am I going to do with all these invitations?"
Raising an eyebrow, Katerei fumbled to open one through the massive amount of envelopes she was holding. She pulled the contents out with her teeth, dropped the envelope on the ground, and used her spare hand to shake out the parchment and read it. It was an invitation for the wedding of some mage and some noble, to take place at Pnyx. The footnote included the same text that Sideline had just read. Evidently they were all like that (presumably in case he opened the wrong one first.)
"Problem solved," Katerei said, and threw her armful of mail into the middle of the tavern. Envelopes flew haphzardly everywhere, hitting people on the head, sliding under tables, one or two going out the window. "Whoever can catch one is invited!"
Mort stared at his mug of beer with a sense of the utmost hopelessness. An envelope was somehow wedged longways into his mug, quickly soaking up all the beer and turning the parchment an icky amber colour.
{{ Bartender? }} he asked with a sigh.
[ooc] *props to anyone who gets the reference without looking it up, which naturally, will be no one...
and a sidenote to whoever reads this before the new TS is posted, this is the opening scene for it.[bic]
This post has been edited by iKaterei: 09 March 2007 - 04:08 AM