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#1 LifeKnight

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Posted 25 May 2004 - 06:18 PM

Why is SA always asking people to "shoot me now"? Posted Image

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Posted 25 May 2004 - 06:23 PM

He's either a sadist or he can't take any more.

Unless by "you", you mean you-you, in which case its not hard to figure out. Posted Image

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#3 ShinobiGatakana

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Posted 25 May 2004 - 06:58 PM

If he really wants to be shot, I'll glady do it. And for free too....

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#4 GandalfDaddy

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Posted 25 May 2004 - 08:09 PM

Make sure you use the 44 this time, last time... Ugh.
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Here's some assitance.

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#5 LifeKnight

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Posted 25 May 2004 - 10:18 PM

Heh. I wonder what the little blue star is for...maybe it's a bomb!

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Posted 26 May 2004 - 10:51 AM

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Originally posted by GandalfDaddy:

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Heh. That made my day.

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#7 lobf

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Posted 26 May 2004 - 12:42 PM

What are you doing here? Posted Image

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Posted 27 May 2004 - 07:34 AM

Good question. What are you doing here? This thread is about me, damnit!

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#9 Trah

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Posted 27 May 2004 - 08:56 AM

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Originally posted by Sundered Angel:
Good question. What are you doing here? This thread is about me, damnit!

Well I'm going to be in Sydney on Monday... so if you are really serious about this whole shooting thing...
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#10 GandalfDaddy

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Posted 27 May 2004 - 03:47 PM

So, Trah, what do you want inscribed on your tombstone.

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Posted 27 May 2004 - 06:21 PM

Make sure its a stuffed crust this time around, he can't stand hand-tossed. If you can spell out "sux0r" with the sausage, that would be great too.

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Posted 27 May 2004 - 11:29 PM

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Originally posted by Avatara:
Make sure its a stuffed crust this time around, he can't stand hand-tossed. If you can spell out "sux0r" with the sausage, that would be great too.

I thought that Tombstones came ready-made with pre-established topping placement. I believe that our little buddy Trah is going to be flat out of luck for appeasing the great SA's wishes. I shudder to think of what lies in his future. Posted Image

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#13 Trah

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Posted 28 May 2004 - 12:43 AM

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Originally posted by GandalfDaddy:
So, Trah, what do you want inscribed on your tombstone.

Something to imply that I was buried with lots of gold and diamonds. I also want my body to be spring-loaded, so if anyone looks for the gold they get smacked by a rotting corpse when they open the coffin.

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#14 Zortrium

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Posted 28 May 2004 - 01:42 AM

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Originally posted by Trah:
Something to imply that I was buried with lots of gold and diamonds. I also want my body to be spring-loaded, so if anyone looks for the gold they get smacked by a rotting corpse when they open the coffin.

Like the Mummy? Posted Image

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#15 Trah

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Posted 28 May 2004 - 02:23 AM

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Originally posted by Zortrium:
Like the Mummy?

I never saw the movie the Mummy, if that is what you are referring to, but if it had a spring-loaded corpse then I say, "Yes!"

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#16 Sundered Angel

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Posted 28 May 2004 - 06:48 AM

Hang on a sec - there has to be a corpse left to bury?

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#17 Trah

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Posted 28 May 2004 - 09:39 AM

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Originally posted by Sundered Angel:
Hang on a sec - there has to be a corpse left to bury?

What good is death if you don't get a corpse to play practical jokes with?

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Posted 28 May 2004 - 10:26 AM

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I never saw the movie the Mummy, if that is what you are referring to, but if it had a spring-loaded corpse then I say, "Yes!"

Then you'll want someone to constantly add moisturizer to your corpse, or you have to start eating a million twinkeys, because then it'll be a nice juicy corpse.

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Posted 28 May 2004 - 07:28 PM

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Originally posted by Avatara:
Then you'll want someone to constantly add moisturizer to your corpse, or you have to start eating a million twinkeys, because then it'll be a nice juicy corpse.

Fill it with pudding.

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Posted 28 May 2004 - 11:35 PM

Don't forget the shards of glass. I mean, what good is a spring-loaded, pudding-filled corpse without the possibility of showering any would-be graverobbers with potentially painful particulate matter.

-Pufer

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#21 Avatara

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Posted 29 May 2004 - 01:09 AM

Might as well pump the body with a flammable poison, that way if one of the graverobbers smokes, the corpse will explode in their face. If they don't, then it still kills them - a stench worse than death.

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Posted 29 May 2004 - 01:47 AM

Yes! This plan is so awesome! If someone here dies we absolutely must go through with it!!

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#23 FlamingGodSmiley

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Posted 29 May 2004 - 03:28 AM

Why one of us? Lets just find some half-crazed homeless drug addict (one of the ones thats really far gone, so he won't know whats going on), and do it to him. Plus, considering how many half-crazed homeless drug addicts there are in the world, we could repeat this joke over and over.

It gets better, half-crazed homeless drug addicts are a renewable resource. The world is constantly getting new ones. If we plan it out well, we could do it forever.

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Posted 29 May 2004 - 07:33 AM

Excellent idea.

*SA shoots FlamingGodSmiley up with Heroin and turns him into a half-crazed homeless drug addict*

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#25 Trah

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Posted 29 May 2004 - 11:01 AM

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Originally posted by FlamingGodSmiley:
Why one of us? Lets just find some half-crazed homeless drug addict (one of the ones thats really far gone, so he won't know whats going on), and do it to him. Plus, considering how many half-crazed homeless drug addicts there are in the world, we could repeat this joke over and over.

It gets better, half-crazed homeless drug addicts are a renewable resource. The world is constantly getting new ones. If we plan it out well, we could do it forever.

That wouldn't work. Remember, we get people to dig up the grave by implying that it contains gold and jewels. Would a half-crazed, homeless, drug-addict-bum have gold and jewels?

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