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#26 LifeKnight

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Posted 29 May 2004 - 11:28 AM

Correct. Maybe we should put "<membername, <big orginization here> heir/heiress, <birthdate> - 2004"

This is a very good idea. I want to do it this year. Posted Image

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#27 Avatara

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Posted 29 May 2004 - 01:16 PM

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Originally posted by Trah:

That wouldn't work. Remember, we get people to dig up the grave by implying that it contains gold and jewels. Would a half-crazed, homeless, drug-addict-bum have gold and jewels?

We don't tell them its a half-crazed, homeless, drug-addict-bum - we "accidentially" let loose information that it was some rich guy who wanted to be buried with their money and valuable artifacts, then we "borrow" some valuable stuff from a museum or buy plastic replacements to use as the artifacts.

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#28 Trah

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Posted 29 May 2004 - 08:37 PM

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Originally posted by Avatara:
We don't tell them its a half-crazed, homeless, drug-addict-bum - we "accidentially" let loose information that it was some rich guy who wanted to be buried with their money and valuable artifacts, then we "borrow" some valuable stuff from a museum or buy plastic replacements to use as the artifacts.

Very good idea, I didn't think of faking who was buried. We don't need actual artifacts. Once the people get as far as opening the coffin, it doesn't matter if they find anything or not. All that matters is that the spring-loaded pudding-corpse scores a hit, and is recorded by the iPrank™®© monitoring system.

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#29 FlamingGodSmiley

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Posted 29 May 2004 - 08:49 PM

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Originally posted by Sundered Angel:
Excellent idea.

*SA shoots FlamingGodSmiley up with Heroin and turns him into a half-crazed homeless drug addict*

What? NO! You can't use my own plan against me! Its...just-umm......you just can't, damn-it. I won't let you. *reverses time and doesn't let you*

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#30 Pufer

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Posted 29 May 2004 - 11:18 PM

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Originally posted by FlamingGodSmiley:
What? NO! You can't use my own plan against me! Its...just-umm......you just can't, damn-it. I won't let you. *reverses time and doesn't let you*

*Gives FGS's time-machine a swift kick, rendering it useless*

There. The scheme is now reinstated so things can go forward as planned.

-Pufer

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#31 Trah

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Posted 30 May 2004 - 07:04 AM

Quote

Originally posted by Pufer:
*Gives FGS's time-machine a swift kick, rendering it useless*

There. The scheme is now reinstated so things can go forward as planned.

-Pufer

excellent.

Anyone live in an area with lots of candidates for being the corpse?

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#32 Avatara

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Posted 30 May 2004 - 01:14 PM

How about some of those Reno kids? Posted Image

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#33 moonunit4eva

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Posted 31 May 2004 - 12:31 AM

>_>

I sure hope you're not referring to me...I mean...I'm...clean...

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#34 lobf

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Posted 31 May 2004 - 10:54 AM

I vote for the Elnirian.

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#35 FlamingGodSmiley

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Posted 31 May 2004 - 09:55 PM

I vote for not me. I don't care other then that.

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#36 Pufer

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Posted 31 May 2004 - 10:58 PM

Quote

Originally posted by FlamingGodSmiley:
I vote for not me. I don't care other then that.

Since when are you one of the Reno kids? Posted Image

-Pufer

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#37 Trah

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Posted 01 June 2004 - 12:57 AM

I saw a bum yesterday in Sydney. As we were leaving a museum, this old guy with a lot of hair, and dirty clothes walked by telling everyone to "**** off". We could get SA to hunt him down.

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#38 Zortrium

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Posted 01 June 2004 - 01:15 AM

Quote

Originally posted by Trah:
I saw a bum yesterday in Sydney. As we were leaving a museum, this old guy with a lot of hair, and dirty clothes walked by telling everyone to "**** off". We could get SA to hunt him down.

Now now, Azzy just was having a bad day...

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#39 LifeKnight

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Posted 01 June 2004 - 01:07 PM

Quote

Originally posted by Trah:
excellent.

Anyone live in an area with lots of candidates for being the corpse?

Yeah. I live on Just Chat. Lots of bums there. Posted Image

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#40 The Journalist

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Posted 01 June 2004 - 03:53 PM

You eat bums?

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#41 Pufer

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Posted 01 June 2004 - 11:29 PM

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Originally posted by Trah:
As we were leaving a museum, this old guy with a lot of hair, and dirty clothes walked by telling everyone to "**** off".

I know that is how I spend my free time, what's so strange about that?

-Pufer

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#42 LifeKnight

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Posted 02 June 2004 - 12:29 PM

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Originally posted by The Journalist:
You eat bums?

No. I eat buns Posted Image

#43 Avatara

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Posted 02 June 2004 - 01:38 PM

Oh, well you'd better send that thong shipment back.

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#44 The Journalist

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Posted 02 June 2004 - 08:03 PM

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Originally posted by LifeKnight:
No. I eat buns

But LifeKnight said there were bums on JC, and he lived on JC...so, (ill)logically....

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#45 LifeKnight

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Posted 02 June 2004 - 09:52 PM

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Originally posted by Avatara:
Oh, well you'd better send that thong shipment back.

What thong shipment??!

**eyes warily**

>_>

**yells, "I AM NOT AN EVULA MINION!!!"**
**goes to hell, er, bed***

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#46 Avatara

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Posted 02 June 2004 - 11:58 PM

Yeah, EVula's bed is like a hell, I see why you're confused.

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#47 moonunit4eva

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Posted 03 June 2004 - 09:43 PM

This is getting way too weird for me!

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#48 LifeKnight

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Posted 05 June 2004 - 01:50 AM

Just now it's getting weird? Posted Image

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Posted 05 June 2004 - 03:56 PM

Umm..yea..

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#50 Azeroth

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Posted 07 June 2004 - 09:50 PM

Quote

Originally posted by LifeKnight:
Just now it's getting weird?

No, weird is when you are stlil in EVula's bed and Uncle Azzy's Leather Truck pulls up and unloads. Anything before then is simply mildly unusual, as is clearly defined by the Odd Clasification Act of 1945, when President Clinton appeared from the future and forced everyone to sign it, including dead people. With a 100% support vote of every citizen in the US, it was impossible to defeat, and now its law, and if you should happen to accidentally break the OCA then burly Finnish men in suits show up at your house and unleash some indiscriminate justice, if you get my drift.

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