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#101 FlamingGodSmiley

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Posted 18 April 2004 - 05:20 AM

Quote

Originally posted by Shrout1:
I though *FlamingGodSmiley* was from hell...

People need to tell me these things...

I am from hell, Avatara is just a filthy liar. Ph34r Meh, puny humans!!!!11!!!! Bwahahahahahaha

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Pissing off the whole planet. One person at a time.
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Souls collected: 11

#102 Shrout1

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Posted 18 April 2004 - 12:47 PM

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Originally posted by Azeroth:
*insert diabolical evil laughter here*
Here, µ....come out come out wherever µ are...

Heh...

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#103 Sundered Angel

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Posted 18 April 2004 - 10:39 PM

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Originally posted by lotsofblackflags:
Was Cotton Mouse a mod?

Yes.

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#104 lobf

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Posted 19 April 2004 - 05:00 AM

That´s...bad, though. Right?

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#105 LifeKnight

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Posted 19 April 2004 - 07:19 PM

[quote]Originally posted by Pufer:
So long as you are, in fact, doing it under the nose-the nose of Azzy and the bionic mod enhancing skin of moderator, you'll be the golden fleece. Otherwise it just wouldn't make any sense.

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#106 Avatara

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Posted 23 April 2004 - 12:36 AM

You know...a fleece made of gold.

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#107 LifeKnight

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Posted 23 April 2004 - 12:45 PM

Quote

Originally posted by Avatara:
You know...a fleece made of gold.

Mods wear fleece made of gold? Nifty! Posted Image

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#108 lobf

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Posted 23 April 2004 - 12:57 PM

According to section C, paragraph 86, line 94 of the Ambrosia Webboard common law, anyone using nifty, fleece, and golden in the same post will be charged a fee of 8 USD, under penalty of ISP ban, and FBI intervention. An email with details has already been sent.

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#109 LifeKnight

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Posted 23 April 2004 - 01:17 PM

Quote

Originally posted by lotsofblackflags:
According to section C, paragraph 86, line 94 of the Ambrosia Webboard common law, anyone using nifty, fleece, and golden in the same post will be charged a fee of 8 USD, under penalty of ISP ban, and FBI intervention. An email with details has already been sent.

...To me? Yeah right. Posted Image

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#110 Avatara

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Posted 23 April 2004 - 01:37 PM

I think he was calling you a golden fleece in a symbolic way; we don't actually wear golden fleece as they are quite uncomfortable.

By the way, not all that is shiny is good.

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#111 GandalfDaddy

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Posted 25 April 2004 - 10:06 PM

Yes, it could be the sparkly elves trying to lead you too your demise. Others wise it's gold.

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#112 lobf

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Posted 26 April 2004 - 10:12 AM

But...but...I posted here. I know it. I know I did. I said: "Tell that to my turtle" after Av said "Not all that is shiny is good"

Or did I post here. I know it. I think. My concious is fractured...

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#113 LifeKnight

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Posted 26 April 2004 - 03:50 PM

Golden Fleece. Maybe that's what karmasticks are made of.
/me wonders...

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#114 Avatara

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Posted 26 April 2004 - 04:52 PM

Which explains the bruised scratchy feeling people have after getting beaten with them.

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#115 Pufer

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Posted 26 April 2004 - 05:39 PM

[quote]Originally posted by LifeKnight:
Golden fleece?

-Pufer

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#116 Avatara

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Posted 26 April 2004 - 05:58 PM

I think that's the only part he read.

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#117 GandalfDaddy

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Posted 26 April 2004 - 08:08 PM

Wait, we're supposed to read posts?

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#118 The Journalist

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Posted 26 April 2004 - 10:24 PM

I ate too much fish?

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#119 Avatara

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Posted 26 April 2004 - 11:06 PM

Yes, now poor Oriental people are going to be starving because you ate all of their fish.

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#120 Pufer

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Posted 26 April 2004 - 11:34 PM

Luckily the Irish will remain fit and healthy as their supply of beer and potatos has been unaffected by TheJ's overconsumption of our gilled comrades. The Kiwis, on the other hand, are worried about the affect of the dramatic rise in fish prices on the demand for sheep (although I secretly think that they're just saying that for the attention Posted Image

).

-Pufer

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#121 LifeKnight

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Posted 26 April 2004 - 11:46 PM

Quote

Originally posted by Avatara:
Which explains the bruised scratchy feeling people have after getting beaten with them.

Indeed.

*recallls getting hit by SA's karmastick after spamming*

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#122 Azeroth

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Posted 27 April 2004 - 08:04 AM

Quote

Originally posted by LifeKnight:
Indeed.

*recallls getting hit by SA's karmastick after spamming*

My plantation of false memories is working!

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#123 Avatara

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Posted 27 April 2004 - 09:03 AM

Your plantation of sugar cane is failing.

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#124 LifeKnight

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Posted 27 April 2004 - 12:28 PM

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Originally posted by Azeroth:
My plantation of false memories is working!

WHAT?!

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#125 lobf

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Posted 27 April 2004 - 01:40 PM

You should not be asking what, but who. Who, what were when and why, in fact, and you can't forget to add in the how, as that will become very inmortant in your life later, and you should never be without a good "how". I, personally, carry one around in my wallet, or at least I used to, before it was stomped on and demolished by a rampaging rhino in Newark, New Jeresy, where I was changing planes on my way to Europe. You see, the rhino escaped when the baggage claim people said that this man's bag was 3 pounds too heavy. As he went to take out a few pairs of socks to hopefully drop his weight down, the rhino burst out of the ziplock he was carrying it in, and started a rampage. My wallet was laying on the ground, as I had dropped it while paying for something, and rhight before I reached down to pick it up, the rhino, still on it's rampage, ran in and stomped it. I was glad, in a way, that it happened when it did, because had the rhino escaped during flight, we would have had a whole new set of problems, especially with the rhino's lawyers. I never caught the plane, anyways, as it exploded while pulling up to the loading ramp. Apparently the technicians left a peice of bologna in the feul tank, and airplane feul has a very unstable relationship with packaged meat products. Everyone escpaed alive, as the airplane exploded and shot everyone towards the air control tower, where they happpened to be erecting a large matress for the Guiness Book of World Records. I bought another wallet at the airport, but unfortunatly, they didn't sell any "hows" there. I had to go all the way to Kenya to get a new one.

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