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#1 User is offline   Zortrium 

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Posted 25 March 2004 - 01:44 AM

Well, since we're a sufficiently evil bunch, let's take the opportunity to share our evil plans. I'm sabotaging my family's computer by creating a fake dock (screenshot, apply as desktop, move real dock to top of screen and hide Posted Image) and I'm also planning to invoke the power of universal access to use that key repeat error compensator feature thingy to make everyone's text full of typos. Posted Image

So, let's hear yours. Posted Image

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Posted 25 March 2004 - 04:14 AM

On april fools day I just like to let people do stuff to me, then ge6t revenge over the course of the school year.

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Posted 25 March 2004 - 04:42 AM

I am in Australia.
I am an American with an accent.
I am going to wander the streets.
If someone asks for directions I will:
1. Look confused when they ask for a local street.
2. Get them to say the name of something major like, "Canberra", by asking for reference points
3. I will say, "woooow what are you thinking? That is 10000 miles away. This is America, San Diego to be precise"; I will say San Diego to explain eucalyptus
4. Say April Fools.


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Posted 25 March 2004 - 05:00 AM

Who would want to ask a shifty-looking character like you for directions? Posted Image

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Posted 25 March 2004 - 05:50 AM

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Posted 25 March 2004 - 09:08 AM

Well, in my Spanish class we are doing reflexive verb projects, and we start our presentations on April 1st, so in case I go that day, I'm preparing a special alternate april fools version as well. The alternate will be....Interesting.

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Posted 25 March 2004 - 10:00 AM

I'll be out of town on April Fools'. ****.

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Posted 25 March 2004 - 12:37 PM

I'm not planning anything major, maybe just some karmabans for everyone on this board - it'd fit the spirit of the day nicely. Posted Image

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Posted 25 March 2004 - 01:27 PM

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I'm not planning anything major, maybe just some karmabans for everyone on this board - it'd fit the spirit of the day nicely.   Posted Image



Hmmmm...

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Posted 25 March 2004 - 03:44 PM

[quote]Originally posted by Avatara:
I'm not planning anything major, maybe just some karmabans for everyone on this board - it'd fit the spirit of the day nicely.   Posted Image

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Posted 25 March 2004 - 04:01 PM

[quote]Originally posted by LifeKnight:
Make me an administrator for a day. Scare the bejeesus out of Just Chat.   Posted Image

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Posted 25 March 2004 - 06:01 PM

I'll probably cross-dress.

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Posted 25 March 2004 - 06:08 PM

And then I will push you against a locker and proceed to "make out" with you. I'd have to get all of the correct sanitation devices and such, but I think the looks will be worth it.

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Posted 25 March 2004 - 06:28 PM

Don't forget pictures, Shrout will be estatic. The J could probably tie his hair back and add some glitter and make-up to his face to make him look more feminine. You could also have him buy some of those rubber breasts or other such devices to add to the effect.

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Posted 25 March 2004 - 07:31 PM

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 You could also have him buy some of those rubber breasts or other such devices to add to the effect.



[can't resist]Ah, the voice of experience.[/can't resist]

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Posted 25 March 2004 - 09:02 PM

Yeah, we had andrew do something like that a few years ago. Quite scary, actually.

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Posted 26 March 2004 - 12:01 AM

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Don't forget pictures, Shrout will be estatic.


Oh.

I would be.

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Posted 26 March 2004 - 10:26 AM

I'm not going to do anything, I don't run pranks and I don't think anyone will run one on me. I am curious as to what moki will do this year in his annual "Screw with the minds of the webboard members thing!" (technical term, I think).

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Posted 27 March 2004 - 12:10 AM

We've also had Andrew add a filter which made all the moderators speak in pig Latin...

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Posted 27 March 2004 - 10:25 AM

Are you being serious?


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Posted 27 March 2004 - 10:27 AM

SA? Not serious? Posted Image

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Posted 27 March 2004 - 12:33 PM

On second though, maybe not.

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Posted 27 March 2004 - 12:57 PM

Quote

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Are you being serious?




Yeah, it was pretty funny.

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Posted 27 March 2004 - 09:36 PM

Indeed. Especially when people were emailing me saying "I couldn't understand your karmaslap message!"

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Posted 28 March 2004 - 01:01 AM

I would think that andrew would be likely to pull something off. What would be better (safer!) than making me a temporary admin would be give me temporary or permanant access to The War Room. All moderators (past and present) would freek!

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