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Well you could have the old parrot, buy a new one, and have the old one trained by the old one. That ways he smaller and you have to do little work or pay a lot of money.
Besides I don't think a pump and a tube is a good way to do an operation.
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Posted 06 April 2004 - 07:51 PM
'It seems people have a taste for hell in the morning. ';
The sig revolution died! Now it's time to move onto the self promotion revolution.
The sig revolution died! Now it's time to move onto the self promotion revolution.
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Posted 06 April 2004 - 08:49 PM
Stick the "parrot" in the washing machine and hope it shrinks.
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Posted 06 April 2004 - 09:40 PM
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Originally posted by Avatara:
Stick the "parrot" in the washing machine and hope it shrinks.
Stick the "parrot" in the washing machine and hope it shrinks.
I don't want to cause my parrot pain.
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Posted 06 April 2004 - 09:57 PM
Well, wouldn't the cold shrink your "parrot" more?
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Posted 07 April 2004 - 08:16 AM
I dont understand why everyone is putting parrot in quotes. Is there something going on here I'm not aware of?
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Everyone should have a LOBF quote in their sigs.
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"Hey, I'm not the one who wanted Gay Sex to become a moderator." -Avatara
Tempting a sleeping giant with a pin isn't the same as hurling a whale at an irritated giant. -Avatara
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I dont understand why everyone is putting parrot in quotes. Is there something going on here I'm not aware of?
I dont understand why everyone is putting parrot in quotes. Is there something going on here I'm not aware of?
Yes. Unfortunatly I'm not aware of it either.
(wow, that sounded stupid)
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(wow, that sounded stupid)
(wow, that sounded stupid)
Holy coming out of denial, Batman, I think someone just had a breakthrough!
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Holy coming out of denial, Batman, I think someone just had a breakthrough!
-Pufer
Holy coming out of denial, Batman, I think someone just had a breakthrough!
-Pufer
<holy><AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH></holy>
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That's got to be a prank....
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That explains the ice in my fissure this morning.
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That explains the ice in my fissure this morning.
That explains the ice in my fissure this morning.
Ah, so the effects of mass wasting are finally catching up with you. The key is to not let the mechanical weathering get to you, devote all of your worrying towards the possibility of a continental glacier coming on by and reducing you to nothing but a pile of talus.
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That explains the ice in my fissure this morning.
That explains the ice in my fissure this morning.
I though *FlamingGodSmiley* was from hell...
People need to tell me these things...
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Posted 14 April 2004 - 09:06 AM
The whole parrot thing started from the midget in a diving suit thing, which started from a conversation between Shrout and myself about an absolutely horrible experience that I had, which deserves reviving the "Virginity" topic.
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I dont understand why everyone is putting parrot in quotes. Is there something going on here I'm not aware of?
I dont understand why everyone is putting parrot in quotes. Is there something going on here I'm not aware of?
I can explain it now. Under the nose the nose of you, the moderator, the trashtalkers of this board are using twisting the powers of hector against andrew to break teh security barrier and hack into Private Mod Forum #2™.
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Posted 14 April 2004 - 11:36 PM
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Originally posted by LifeKnight:
I can explain it now. Under the nose the nose of you, the moderator...
I can explain it now. Under the nose the nose of you, the moderator...
So long as you are, in fact, doing it under the nose-the nose of Azzy and the bionic mod enhancing skin of moderator, you'll be the golden fleece. Otherwise it just wouldn't make any sense.
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Posted 15 April 2004 - 09:15 PM
Azeroth is a mod now? I must have missed the memo.
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Posted 15 April 2004 - 11:18 PM
If he is, I think that he missed the memo as well.
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Posted 15 April 2004 - 11:33 PM
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Azeroth is a mod now? I must have missed the memo.
Azeroth is a mod now? I must have missed the memo.
I missed the escape pod sale.
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*Unless it's Avatara, of course."
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Posted 16 April 2004 - 08:58 PM
Don't worry. Going down with the ship is a respectable death.
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Posted 17 April 2004 - 11:38 AM
Yet its death, nonetheless.
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*Unless it's Avatara, of course."
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*Unless it's Avatara, of course."
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Posted 17 April 2004 - 11:45 AM
Bah. that depends on how you look at it.
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Azeroth is a mod now? I must have missed the memo.
Azeroth is a mod now? I must have missed the memo.
*insert diabolical evil laughter here*
Here, µ....come out come out wherever µ are...
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Posted 17 April 2004 - 11:42 PM
Good lord... it's going to be Cotton Mouse all over again...
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Posted 17 April 2004 - 11:43 PM
Nah, we'd never give War Room access to you. It would require us to delete too many threads in there beforehand, and us mods are lazy.
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Posted 18 April 2004 - 04:43 AM
Was Cotton Mouse a mod?
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