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#51 LifeKnight

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Posted 03 April 2004 - 03:27 PM

Quote

Originally posted by lotsofblackflags:
You'll notice that that's the third quote I've made up.

You're dumb and oh so unfunny.

"Lookie! Me is a flaming homosexual!"

Now you only made up two quotes. Posted Image

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#52 Frinkruds

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Posted 03 April 2004 - 05:54 PM

...what?

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#53 lobf

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Posted 03 April 2004 - 06:27 PM

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Originally posted by Avatara:
You'll notice he's fabricated what he wants us to say rather than what we really said. It would work far better if he actually edited our posts so "we" said what he quoted "us" as saying, but he can't. That loser.

For the record, I'm a flaming homosexual too.

What, you too?

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#54 Shrout1

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Posted 04 April 2004 - 12:23 AM

A cargofreighter full of powdered monkeys crashes, violently, into this topic.

Shrout1 has a cup of water.

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#55 Pufer

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Posted 04 April 2004 - 12:40 AM

Ah, SA has entirely too much fun with his omnipotent stature. Posted Image

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#56 LifeKnight

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Posted 04 April 2004 - 12:42 AM

[quote]Originally posted by Taylor:
...what?

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#57 Avatara

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Posted 04 April 2004 - 02:20 AM

Quote

Originally posted by Pufer:
Ah, SA has entirely too much fun with his omnipotent stature.

I agree, someone needs to misquote him.

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#58 FlamingGodSmiley

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Posted 04 April 2004 - 03:15 AM

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Originally posted by Sundered Angel
FlamingGodSmiley is a fool. A damn fool.

Thank you SA, I think so too.

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#59 lobf

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Posted 04 April 2004 - 05:01 AM

Quote

I said:
What, you too?

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[This message has been edited by Sundered Angel (edited 04-03-2004).]

Why do I not remember posting this?

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#60 Shrout1

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Posted 04 April 2004 - 11:48 AM

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Originally posted by lotsofblackflags:
Why do I not remember posting this?

Quastion, do you remember our "conversation"?

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#61 lobf

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Posted 04 April 2004 - 12:07 PM

Yes. Yes I do. Was I under the influence of something? I don't think I was...

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#62 Avatara

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Posted 04 April 2004 - 02:06 PM

It was sugar, I swear!

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#63 Shrout1

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Posted 04 April 2004 - 03:48 PM

Quote

Originally posted by lotsofblackflags:
Yes. Yes I do. Was I under the influence of something? I don't think I was...

Quote

Originally posted by Avatara:
It was sugar, I swear!

Well... yes... maybe it was... sugar... Posted Image

And if you remember that, you're probably fine. "They" must be screwing with you.

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#64 lobf

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Posted 04 April 2004 - 04:23 PM

Okay. It's just the "man".

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#65 Shrout1

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Posted 04 April 2004 - 10:38 PM

Quote

Originally posted by lotsofblackflags:
Okay. It's just the "man".

In the diving suit?

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#66 Pufer

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Posted 04 April 2004 - 11:34 PM

No, that's just Ernest Borgnine. The guy pretending that he's a large parrot over on Pier 14 is the fellow you're looking for.

-Pufer

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#67 lobf

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Posted 05 April 2004 - 04:32 AM

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Shrout said:
In the diving suit?

That was the most horrible awful painful thing you could have said Posted Image

I hate you. Posted Image

[edit]Ironically, that part came on about 30 seconds after I posted this[/edit]
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#68 Shrout1

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Posted 05 April 2004 - 03:01 PM

Quote

Originally posted by lotsofblackflags:
That was the most horrible awful painful thing you could have said

I hate you.

[edit]Ironically, that part came on about 30 seconds after I posted this[/edit]

Heh...

Pufer's Parrot also wears a diving suit. Good thing too.

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#69 lobf

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Posted 05 April 2004 - 06:04 PM

So that he doesn't get wet when....diving?

I don't understand.....

*cries*

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#70 Azeroth

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Posted 05 April 2004 - 08:13 PM

My parrot is too big, it keeps snapping the diving suits.

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#71 Pufer

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Posted 05 April 2004 - 11:13 PM

Quote

Originally posted by lotsofblackflags:
I don't understand.....

What, you like wet parrots? Let me tell you, there's nothing worse than a parrot who's been searching for sea cucumbers all night without a nice diving suit on.

-Pufer

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#72 lobf

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Posted 06 April 2004 - 05:04 AM

I can think of a few things that might be worse than a parrot without a diving suit.

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#73 Shrout1

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Posted 06 April 2004 - 09:29 AM

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Originally posted by Azeroth:
My parrot is too big, it keeps snapping the diving suits.

Perhaps you should get a smaller parrot.

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#74 lobf

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Posted 06 April 2004 - 01:54 PM

Well, Shrout, parrot size is not generally a thing controlled by your will, although they do have certain pills now, and there's always an operation...

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#75 Shrout1

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Posted 06 April 2004 - 03:35 PM

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Originally posted by lotsofblackflags:
Well, Shrout, parrot size is not generally a thing controlled by your will, although they do have certain pills now, and there's always an operation...

Reeally? Well, if my parrot were any larger, I just don't know what I'd do with myself. They already yell, "They's not enough space in this whole house for that blasted thing!" I mean, if I gave my parrot pills to grow, well... that'd be madness.

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