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Posted 26 October 2002 - 04:08 PM
"Sometimes I get confused whether I'm posting on ATT or in the War Room. But then I remind myself: If it's moderators acting scatter-brained and foolish, then it's the War Room*.
*Unless it's Avatara, of course."
-- From the memoirs of Sundered Angel
*Unless it's Avatara, of course."
-- From the memoirs of Sundered Angel
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Posted 26 October 2002 - 05:27 PM
I think you're stupid.
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dude3--dirt carrot for dust bunnies.
Quote of the Week- "Stare into my Nipples of the Future!" --Really Really Big Man
"For a writing to be a writing it must continue to 'act' and to be readable even when what is called the author of the writing no longer answers for what he has written..."
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Posted 27 October 2002 - 12:48 PM
I think saying "I think you're stupid." is generally in itself a rather hypocritical thing to say.
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"Typical Americanism. Somebody else does it so we have to do it wrong."
[This message has been edited by Mag Steelglass (edited 10-27-2002).]
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Posted 27 October 2002 - 05:33 PM
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Originally posted by Mag Steelglass:
I think saying "I think you're stupid." is generally in itself a rather hypcritical thing to say.
I think saying "I think you're stupid." is generally in itself a rather hypcritical thing to say.
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Quote of the Week- "Stare into my Nipples of the Future!" --Really Really Big Man
"For a writing to be a writing it must continue to 'act' and to be readable even when what is called the author of the writing no longer answers for what he has written..."
Jacques Derrida, "Signature Event Context"
Jacques Derrida, "Signature Event Context"
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Posted 27 October 2002 - 06:51 PM
Don't listen to dude3, he loves being annoying. I do too, if it comes to that.
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"""People quote me as saying things that I havn't said"-dude3"-Me"-dude3
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"""People quote me as saying things that I havn't said"-dude3"-Me"-dude3
Hyperbole is the best thing ever!
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Posted 30 October 2002 - 06:17 PM
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Originally posted by Mag Steelglass:
I think saying "I think you're stupid." is generally in itself a rather hypocritical thing to say.
I think saying "I think you're stupid." is generally in itself a rather hypocritical thing to say.
It's also hypocritical to say it's hypocritical.
A joke I heaard today:
A young child walks up to his mother, who is sleeping on the couch. He jumps on her and says "Mommy, what are you doing?" The mother, having been jerked out of sleep, yelled "S***!" rather loudly. He then goes to his father, who is cutting turkey for them and their guests. HE says "Daddy, what are you doing?" The father turns around, accidentally cuts his hand, and yells "F***!" The guests arrive, and the child answers tha door. He says "Mommy's s***ing on the couch, and Daddy's in the kitchen f***ing the turkey." There was some element I forgot in that. Hmmm....[goes off thinking]
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Hyperbole is the best thing ever!
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Posted 01 November 2002 - 06:46 PM
Something about a dog... not important though.
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dude3--dirt carrot for dust bunnies.
Quote of the Week- "Stare into my Nipples of the Future!" --Really Really Big Man
"For a writing to be a writing it must continue to 'act' and to be readable even when what is called the author of the writing no longer answers for what he has written..."
Jacques Derrida, "Signature Event Context"
Jacques Derrida, "Signature Event Context"
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Posted 22 November 2002 - 10:41 PM
CIA wuz here
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dude3 -- the Mushroom Master's glimpse of futuristic insanity
Quote of the Week- "What do you say to that, Sparkplug?" -Howlin' Mad Murphy
[This message has been edited by dude3 (edited 01-15-2003).]
"For a writing to be a writing it must continue to 'act' and to be readable even when what is called the author of the writing no longer answers for what he has written..."
Jacques Derrida, "Signature Event Context"
Jacques Derrida, "Signature Event Context"
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Posted 23 November 2002 - 12:01 AM
*smack*
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"There is a time and a place for everything."
"Sometimes I get confused whether I'm posting on ATT or in the War Room. But then I remind myself: If it's moderators acting scatter-brained and foolish, then it's the War Room*.
*Unless it's Avatara, of course."
-- From the memoirs of Sundered Angel
*Unless it's Avatara, of course."
-- From the memoirs of Sundered Angel
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Posted 23 November 2002 - 12:02 AM
CIA wuz here
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Quote of the Week- "What do you say to that, Sparkplug?" -Howlin' Mad Murphy
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dude3 -- the Mushroom Master's glimpse of futuristic insanity
Quote of the Week- "What do you say to that, Sparkplug?" -Howlin' Mad Murphy
[This message has been edited by dude3 (edited 01-15-2003).]
"For a writing to be a writing it must continue to 'act' and to be readable even when what is called the author of the writing no longer answers for what he has written..."
Jacques Derrida, "Signature Event Context"
Jacques Derrida, "Signature Event Context"
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Posted 11 December 2002 - 04:44 PM
Ok who hates Osama bin latte?
Check this one out.
Osama bin Laden and one of his followers were riding on a camel when
they stopped at a small town. Bin Laden gets off the camel and lifts
up its tail and looks at the camel's butt, just then a guy comes over
and says, "What are you doing?"
Osama replies, "About 2 miles back I heard someone say, 'Hey, look at
the two a**holes on that camel.'"
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Q: Why is space the final fronter?
A: Cause anyone who tryed to live out there would implode to the size of a golf ball. Ever wondered what was in a golf ball??
Check this one out.
Osama bin Laden and one of his followers were riding on a camel when
they stopped at a small town. Bin Laden gets off the camel and lifts
up its tail and looks at the camel's butt, just then a guy comes over
and says, "What are you doing?"
Osama replies, "About 2 miles back I heard someone say, 'Hey, look at
the two a**holes on that camel.'"
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Q: Why is space the final fronter?
A: Cause anyone who tryed to live out there would implode to the size of a golf ball. Ever wondered what was in a golf ball??
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Posted 12 December 2002 - 02:03 PM
This topic refuses to die, it seems
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I'm not playing a saxophone.......I AM a saxophone....A talking saxophone...
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I'm not playing a saxophone.......I AM a saxophone....A talking saxophone...
Hyperbole is the best thing ever!
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Posted 12 December 2002 - 11:14 PM
That joke sucks.
The SJD will never die!
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The SJD will never die!
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dude3 -- the Mushroom Master's glimpse of futuristic insanity
Quote of the Week- "What kind of hospital was that?" -Space Ghost
"For a writing to be a writing it must continue to 'act' and to be readable even when what is called the author of the writing no longer answers for what he has written..."
Jacques Derrida, "Signature Event Context"
Jacques Derrida, "Signature Event Context"
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Posted 26 December 2002 - 05:02 PM
I'm back.
A woman is taking a shower, and the doorbell rings. Since her husband is busy she wraps towels in strategic places, and answers the door. A man who looks vaguely familier is at the door. He says, "You're a beautiful woman. I'll pay you $200 to drop your top towel. The woman considers this, and say, "Okay," and drops the towel. The man says, "I'll give you another hundred to drop your other towel. The woman thinks "Well, I've come this far, why not?" She drops the other towel. The man pays her the hundred and leaves. Somewhat confused, the woman returns to the shower. Her husband askes "Who was that at the door?" The woman describes him. HEr husband says "You should have called me, that was my cousin Fred. He owes us $300!
Christmas/Star Wars joke:
Darth Vader says to Luke Skywalker: "I know what you're getting for Christmas this year. I felt your presence."
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I'm not playing a saxophone.......I AM a saxophone....A talking saxophone...
A woman is taking a shower, and the doorbell rings. Since her husband is busy she wraps towels in strategic places, and answers the door. A man who looks vaguely familier is at the door. He says, "You're a beautiful woman. I'll pay you $200 to drop your top towel. The woman considers this, and say, "Okay," and drops the towel. The man says, "I'll give you another hundred to drop your other towel. The woman thinks "Well, I've come this far, why not?" She drops the other towel. The man pays her the hundred and leaves. Somewhat confused, the woman returns to the shower. Her husband askes "Who was that at the door?" The woman describes him. HEr husband says "You should have called me, that was my cousin Fred. He owes us $300!
Christmas/Star Wars joke:
Darth Vader says to Luke Skywalker: "I know what you're getting for Christmas this year. I felt your presence."
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I'm not playing a saxophone.......I AM a saxophone....A talking saxophone...
Hyperbole is the best thing ever!
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Posted 14 January 2003 - 06:07 PM
A man was walking on the street, when a bum approached and asked for money.
"Will you spend it on booze?"
"Nope. I don't drink."
"Will you gamble it away?"
"I can't afford to gamble."
"Will you spend it on greens fees at a golf course?"
"Of course not."
"I won't give you money. I'll take you home and give you a great dinner."
"Why would you want to do that?"
"I want to show my wife what happens when a man doesn't drink, gamble, and play golf."
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The minister at my church told that one.
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"Will you spend it on booze?"
"Nope. I don't drink."
"Will you gamble it away?"
"I can't afford to gamble."
"Will you spend it on greens fees at a golf course?"
"Of course not."
"I won't give you money. I'll take you home and give you a great dinner."
"Why would you want to do that?"
"I want to show my wife what happens when a man doesn't drink, gamble, and play golf."
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The minister at my church told that one.
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"For a writing to be a writing it must continue to 'act' and to be readable even when what is called the author of the writing no longer answers for what he has written..."
Jacques Derrida, "Signature Event Context"
Jacques Derrida, "Signature Event Context"
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Posted 15 January 2003 - 07:59 PM
Seven days and counting.
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dude3 -- the Mushroom Master's glimpse of futuristic insanity
Quote of the Week- "Husband? I thought he was my accountant!" -- Zebrina
"For a writing to be a writing it must continue to 'act' and to be readable even when what is called the author of the writing no longer answers for what he has written..."
Jacques Derrida, "Signature Event Context"
Jacques Derrida, "Signature Event Context"
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Posted 15 January 2003 - 08:42 PM
Aye.
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dude3 -- the Mushroom Master's glimpse of futuristic insanity
Quote of the Week- "Husband? I thought he was my accountant!" -- Zebrina
"For a writing to be a writing it must continue to 'act' and to be readable even when what is called the author of the writing no longer answers for what he has written..."
Jacques Derrida, "Signature Event Context"
Jacques Derrida, "Signature Event Context"
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Posted 15 January 2003 - 08:58 PM
You wouldn't.
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dude3 -- the Mushroom Master's glimpse of futuristic insanity
Quote of the Week- "Husband? I thought he was my accountant!" -- Zebrina
"For a writing to be a writing it must continue to 'act' and to be readable even when what is called the author of the writing no longer answers for what he has written..."
Jacques Derrida, "Signature Event Context"
Jacques Derrida, "Signature Event Context"
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Posted 16 January 2003 - 08:21 PM
Six days and counting.
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Quote of the Week- "Husband? I thought he was my accountant!" -- Zebrina
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dude3 -- the Mushroom Master's glimpse of futuristic insanity
Quote of the Week- "Husband? I thought he was my accountant!" -- Zebrina
"For a writing to be a writing it must continue to 'act' and to be readable even when what is called the author of the writing no longer answers for what he has written..."
Jacques Derrida, "Signature Event Context"
Jacques Derrida, "Signature Event Context"
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Posted 17 January 2003 - 10:44 PM
Five days and counting.
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Quote of the Week- "Husband? I thought he was my accountant!" -- Zebrina
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dude3 -- the Mushroom Master's glimpse of futuristic insanity
Quote of the Week- "Husband? I thought he was my accountant!" -- Zebrina
"For a writing to be a writing it must continue to 'act' and to be readable even when what is called the author of the writing no longer answers for what he has written..."
Jacques Derrida, "Signature Event Context"
Jacques Derrida, "Signature Event Context"
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Posted 18 January 2003 - 02:44 PM
Four days and counting.
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Quote of the Week- "Husband? I thought he was my accountant!" -- Zebrina
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dude3 -- the Mushroom Master's glimpse of futuristic insanity
Quote of the Week- "Husband? I thought he was my accountant!" -- Zebrina
"For a writing to be a writing it must continue to 'act' and to be readable even when what is called the author of the writing no longer answers for what he has written..."
Jacques Derrida, "Signature Event Context"
Jacques Derrida, "Signature Event Context"
