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Posted 31 March 2003 - 05:57 PM
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Posted 31 March 2003 - 06:15 PM
Okay, so once again to get back on the topic of sjd I have a new joke. I think this joke far surpases most others in its stupidity and it may possibly be the stupidist. Well, here goes.
A rope walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says "sorry, were not allowed to serve ropes here." and so the rope walks out of the bar. The next day the rope walks in again and orders a drink. Once again the bartender say "sorry, were not allowed to serve ropes here." and so the rope walks out of the bara again. The next day right before coming into the bar the rope frays himself a little and knots himself. He then walks into the bar and orders a drink. The bartender says "You're not a rope are you?" and the rope replies, "Nope I'm a frayed knot (sounds like afraid not)"
Well, as you can see I have kept the tradition of stupidity and tried to keep the topic on track.
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[This message has been edited by Jambo (edited 03-31-2003).]
A rope walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says "sorry, were not allowed to serve ropes here." and so the rope walks out of the bar. The next day the rope walks in again and orders a drink. Once again the bartender say "sorry, were not allowed to serve ropes here." and so the rope walks out of the bara again. The next day right before coming into the bar the rope frays himself a little and knots himself. He then walks into the bar and orders a drink. The bartender says "You're not a rope are you?" and the rope replies, "Nope I'm a frayed knot (sounds like afraid not)"
Well, as you can see I have kept the tradition of stupidity and tried to keep the topic on track.
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[This message has been edited by Jambo (edited 03-31-2003).]
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Posted 31 March 2003 - 07:37 PM
So, about that quarter you owe me...
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Posted 31 March 2003 - 08:00 PM
I don't get it, is there something i'm missing, or do I owe you a quarter per joke?
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I'm Da Fire Marshall!!!
For those of you who are blind my icon is a bloody clown. And no I'm not from England, and im not swearing. It's literally a bloody clown.
I'm Da Fire Marshall!!!
For those of you who are blind my icon is a bloody clown. And no I'm not from England, and im not swearing. It's literally a bloody clown.
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Posted 31 March 2003 - 09:30 PM
You're missing something.
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Posted 01 April 2003 - 12:19 AM
YOU STOLE MY JOKE! I'm going to hunt you down and gut you like a fish man! DEAD,...JAMBO DEAD....
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Posted 01 April 2003 - 12:22 AM
So, are you going to try the challenge or not?
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Posted 01 April 2003 - 01:23 AM
Hmmm, thats odd. Nobody has yet commented on my stupid joke. And I still dont get the quarter joke, and now I think moonunit is out for my blood because I though of an Irish joke faster than she did. This topic has become very against me, maybe I should dissipear from it for a while and let things cool down...
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For those of you who are blind my icon is a bloody clown. And no I'm not from England, and im not swearing. It's literally a bloody clown.
I'm Da Fire Marshall!!!
For those of you who are blind my icon is a bloody clown. And no I'm not from England, and im not swearing. It's literally a bloody clown.
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Posted 01 April 2003 - 02:40 PM
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This topic has become very against me, maybe I should dissipear from it for a while and let things cool down...
This topic has become very against me, maybe I should dissipear from it for a while and let things cool down...
YOu think you've got problems...i started this topic over a year ago and I'm STILL GETTING EMAIL ABOUT IT!!!!!
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Posted 01 April 2003 - 06:20 PM
Oh, in that case, lets start posting a bit more.
You still don't get the quarter?
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You still don't get the quarter?
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Posted 01 April 2003 - 08:00 PM
No, i still dont get the quarter seeing as no one has explained it since I said i didn't. But I agree, lets post here more to drive the journalist insane. (not that he isn't already)
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I'm Da Fire Marshall!!!
For those of you who are blind my icon is a bloody clown. And no I'm not from England, and im not swearing. It's literally a bloody clown.
I'm Da Fire Marshall!!!
For those of you who are blind my icon is a bloody clown. And no I'm not from England, and im not swearing. It's literally a bloody clown.
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Posted 01 April 2003 - 08:08 PM
I wonder...is it worth sending an extra e-mail to The Journalist to explain it?
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Posted 01 April 2003 - 08:17 PM
By the way, I just wasted ATT's 11000th post with some stupid question.
Hey, anybody remember that Grape Dragon guy? He started some kind of topic here, it went under for a year, then people started actively posting in it (on-topic too). He came back to post that we should start our own new topic because he was tired of getting emails about replies on this board.
That shows you to not click that box, unless you're prepared to face the consequences.
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"There is a time and a place for everything."
Hey, anybody remember that Grape Dragon guy? He started some kind of topic here, it went under for a year, then people started actively posting in it (on-topic too). He came back to post that we should start our own new topic because he was tired of getting emails about replies on this board.
That shows you to not click that box, unless you're prepared to face the consequences.
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*Unless it's Avatara, of course."
-- From the memoirs of Sundered Angel
*Unless it's Avatara, of course."
-- From the memoirs of Sundered Angel
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Posted 01 April 2003 - 08:18 PM
Sheesh, I feel like I'm talking to myself sometimes.
Fine, be that way.
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Fine, be that way.
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*Unless it's Avatara, of course."
-- From the memoirs of Sundered Angel
*Unless it's Avatara, of course."
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Posted 01 April 2003 - 11:29 PM
Perhaps sane people?
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*Unless it's Avatara, of course."
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Posted 02 April 2003 - 12:14 AM
You should explain the joke several times. Just to piss The Journalist off. While we're at it, we should revive all of his dead topics to give him more e-mails.
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Posted 02 April 2003 - 01:23 AM
Or we could just go to a site with a lot of pop-ups and see where they take us, and when we finally get to the part that requires e-mail we give them the journalist's adress.
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For those of you who are blind my icon is a bloody clown. And no I'm not from England, and im not swearing. It's literally a bloody clown.
I'm Da Fire Marshall!!!
For those of you who are blind my icon is a bloody clown. And no I'm not from England, and im not swearing. It's literally a bloody clown.
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Posted 02 April 2003 - 02:27 PM
THis is the only one I did that on. Sorry to ruin your fun.
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Posted 02 April 2003 - 06:28 PM
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THis is the only one I did that on. Sorry to ruin your fun.
THis is the only one I did that on. Sorry to ruin your fun.
Huh?
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Posted 02 April 2003 - 07:43 PM
Yes...
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*Unless it's Avatara, of course."
-- From the memoirs of Sundered Angel
*Unless it's Avatara, of course."
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Posted 02 April 2003 - 07:43 PM
...please...
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*Unless it's Avatara, of course."
-- From the memoirs of Sundered Angel
*Unless it's Avatara, of course."
-- From the memoirs of Sundered Angel
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Posted 02 April 2003 - 07:44 PM
...explain.
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"There is a time and a place for everything."
"Sometimes I get confused whether I'm posting on ATT or in the War Room. But then I remind myself: If it's moderators acting scatter-brained and foolish, then it's the War Room*.
*Unless it's Avatara, of course."
-- From the memoirs of Sundered Angel
*Unless it's Avatara, of course."
-- From the memoirs of Sundered Angel
