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Ares Trash Talk Bar

#1 Tallgeese3

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Posted 16 September 2000 - 11:38 AM

Come On Buy A Drink
Curse A Little
Play Sabacc
Play Poker
Or buy 5 drinks and get a free one Posted Image

#2 Avatara

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Posted 16 September 2000 - 11:51 AM

*Buys five drinks and gets a free drink. He then double checks on the "trash talk" part of the bar before taking a sip from one and dumping the rest on Tallgeese3. He smiles then walks out of the bar without paying his tab.* Posted Image

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[This message has been edited by Avatara (edited 09-16-2000).]

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#3 EMINEM

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Posted 16 September 2000 - 12:50 PM

No need for violance!

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#4 Slug

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Posted 16 September 2000 - 05:23 PM

(I'm hearing this from an ECA member Posted Image

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#5 Avatara

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Posted 16 September 2000 - 05:27 PM

Heh.

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#6 Toothpaste

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Posted 17 September 2000 - 02:58 AM

No sooner does Toothpaste walk into the bar than a beefy large guy, who had been standing unnoticed in a shady corner, picks up a sandbag and heaves it at Toothpaste at an abnormally high velocity. Toothpaste sees it and reflexively puts up his hands, but it pushes him backwards into a table, over the countertop, into Tallgeese3, through a wall, and into a storage room, where both men and sandbag tumble amongst sacks of dry-food. The beefy large guy comes in through the hole in the wall, and is about to lay hands on Toothpaste when a pickup truck crashes through the wall and runs over the beefy large guy. The driver side door opens, and out steps...

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Some people have a way with words, while others... erm... thingy.

#7 Tyrael

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Posted 17 September 2000 - 10:28 AM

...a newborn infant, no older than ten minutes...

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#8 Sargatanus

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Posted 17 September 2000 - 12:23 PM

...another large beefy guy with a sandbag...

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#9 Slug

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Posted 17 September 2000 - 02:52 PM

mmmm...... beef......

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#10 Toothpaste

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Posted 18 September 2000 - 03:16 AM

A logic error occurs within the fabric of reality and the infant/second beefy large guy disappear in a puff of illogic.

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Some people have a way with words, while others... erm... thingy.

#11 Guest_Sumo_*

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Posted 18 September 2000 - 02:03 PM

...creating a second anti-beefy guy. The two opposittes collide and blow up. The dust settles when...

#12 Pyro

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Posted 18 September 2000 - 06:24 PM

you want violence from an eca member, *slugs slug in the face(no pun)*

"Take that!!" pyro says in a drunken state then faints.

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#13 Slug

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Posted 18 September 2000 - 10:19 PM

*Slug secreted an acidic substance onto his face before he was hit*

*The acid causes this mysterious attacker to lose several pints of blood and lose consciousness*

*Slug starts hurridly scrubbing acid off his face* Great. Now I'm going to break out...

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#14 Andrew M

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Posted 18 September 2000 - 10:41 PM

[orders 5 Pan Galactic Gargle Blasters]
[drinks the first 5]
[evaporates the free one, causing everyone to go insane]

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#15 Guest_Sumo_*

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Posted 19 September 2000 - 11:33 AM

BAR BRAWL!!!!
*picks up a chair and impales himself with it*

#16 Pyro

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Posted 19 September 2000 - 11:58 AM

silence consumes the bar as a strange lizard with a robac sniper rifle walks in and buys a drink. sips his drink ever so slowly.....

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#17 Desert Fox

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Posted 20 September 2000 - 07:52 AM

Firebomb from Renegade bar reaches this place. Burns down Pyro with ease. Maniacle laughter is heard.

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#18 Guest_Strange Lizard with Rifle_*

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Posted 20 September 2000 - 09:33 AM

*shoots a couple of people including Sumo who is so fat he makes the side of a barn look like a hard target*

#19 OctoberFost

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Posted 20 September 2000 - 12:22 PM

/me makes glue bubbles

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#20 crk111

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Posted 20 September 2000 - 05:35 PM

*crk111 walks in calmly, washes off slugs face, and then the approaches the on duty bartender.*

"You have a pretty violent place here."

"It was pretty calm till the lizard came in"

*crk shows his badge, so fast that no one can make out what it says*

"I'm going to have to take him in, sorry about the trouble he's caused."

"It's Ok."

*As the bartender starts to serve the next drink, crk serves him up a hefty punch in the gut, and he falls down.*

"FREE DRINKS FOR EVERYONE!"

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