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Posted 25 September 2000 - 04:23 AM
Then Oh Well grabs Tyrael, says "Hmm, lookin' toastable" and toasts him. And then eats him. And then Tyrael is dead...MUHAHAHAHA!
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Posted 25 September 2000 - 04:42 AM
OF comes in and says "BLAT"
Then he leaves.
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Then he leaves.
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I bought a Venus Fly Trap today. I was going to name it 'Republican', but the fly trap is beneficial to the enviroment. I'll save that name - someday I might find a plant that eats poor people and minorities.
Do not throw snowballs at me. Do not throw them from a tree. Do not throw then at my knee.
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Posted 25 September 2000 - 01:41 PM
*Chases OF out of bar and flings him toward another star.*
"Just felt like doing that"
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Why is there yogurt in this cap?
-It used to be milk but time makes fools of us all.
"Just felt like doing that"
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Why is there yogurt in this cap?
-It used to be milk but time makes fools of us all.
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Posted 25 September 2000 - 01:43 PM
Quote
Originally posted by Tyrael:
Because, I didn't throw the writer's block.
*Secretly steals one of Pyro's beers*
Because, I didn't throw the writer's block.
*Secretly steals one of Pyro's beers*
"Thou shalt not steal"
*Transforms Tyrael's head into a block*
"You shall not die this time"
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Why is there yogurt in this cap?
-It used to be milk but time makes fools of us all.
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Posted 25 September 2000 - 08:31 PM
*chases OctoberFost with a kitty*
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Give a man a match and he'll be warm for an hour... Set him on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
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Posted 25 September 2000 - 09:22 PM
*Somehow manages to change his head back, he then steals the block (which is DesertFox) and drops it in front of OctoberFost, trapping him in a room with Slug's kitty and a...*
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*Unless it's Avatara, of course."
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*Unless it's Avatara, of course."
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Posted 26 September 2000 - 07:59 AM
"Grrr, you think you have me trapped? Ha!"
*Box explodes, impaling EVERYBODY and DF appears*
"You have made me mad again"
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Why is there yogurt in this cap?
-It used to be milk but time makes fools of us all.
*Box explodes, impaling EVERYBODY and DF appears*
"You have made me mad again"
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Why is there yogurt in this cap?
-It used to be milk but time makes fools of us all.
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Posted 26 September 2000 - 08:00 AM
*wraps all Pyros in an infinate loop and hangs him from the ceiling*
"There, now I can keep an eye on you"
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Why is there yogurt in this cap?
-It used to be milk but time makes fools of us all.
"There, now I can keep an eye on you"
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Why is there yogurt in this cap?
-It used to be milk but time makes fools of us all.
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Posted 26 September 2000 - 04:07 PM
Damn, that piece of metal sure hurt the tip of my fingernail! 
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*Unless it's Avatara, of course."
-- From the memoirs of Sundered Angel
*Unless it's Avatara, of course."
-- From the memoirs of Sundered Angel
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Posted 26 September 2000 - 09:27 PM
Is this a bar or just nother Hehe topic?
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-Polaris Confederate Recruitmant Theme
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Posted 26 September 2000 - 10:14 PM
Well a bar is the typical starting place for a joke, eg. A man walked intop a bar...
Say, that reminds me of one like that...
"A Baby fur seal walked into a club..."
hehe
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Say, that reminds me of one like that...
"A Baby fur seal walked into a club..."
hehe
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Posted 27 September 2000 - 07:33 AM
Quote
Originally posted by Slug:
Is this a bar or just nother Hehe topic?
Is this a bar or just nother Hehe topic?
Culmination of both
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Why is there yogurt in this cap?
-It used to be milk but time makes fools of us all.
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Posted 27 September 2000 - 10:39 AM
hehe
Desert Fox, Slug, and a hot stripper walk into a bar. Suddenly, the bar is captured by a roving biker gang. The three are led to a small cabin, in which there is a 10 tom weight, a tub of Sulfuric Acid, and hot wax.
The head biker says "You all must walk arround for 10 minutes with one of the objects in this room on your back. If you live, we'll let you go. If you die, we'll eat you"
The stripper goes first. She chooses the acid. Her back is badly burned by it, but she lives.
DF goes next. He picks the 10 ton weight. Unfortunately, his back breaks and he dies.
So the bikers go to Slug and ask him what he wants to put on his back. He smiles, rubs his hands, and says "The Stripper!"
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I bought a Venus Fly Trap today. I was going to name it 'Republican', but the fly trap is beneficial to the enviroment. I'll save that name - someday I might find a plant that eats poor people and minorities.
Do not throw snowballs at me. Do not throw them from a tree. Do not throw then at my knee.
AIM-OctoberFost
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Desert Fox, Slug, and a hot stripper walk into a bar. Suddenly, the bar is captured by a roving biker gang. The three are led to a small cabin, in which there is a 10 tom weight, a tub of Sulfuric Acid, and hot wax.
The head biker says "You all must walk arround for 10 minutes with one of the objects in this room on your back. If you live, we'll let you go. If you die, we'll eat you"
The stripper goes first. She chooses the acid. Her back is badly burned by it, but she lives.
DF goes next. He picks the 10 ton weight. Unfortunately, his back breaks and he dies.
So the bikers go to Slug and ask him what he wants to put on his back. He smiles, rubs his hands, and says "The Stripper!"
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I bought a Venus Fly Trap today. I was going to name it 'Republican', but the fly trap is beneficial to the enviroment. I'll save that name - someday I might find a plant that eats poor people and minorities.
Do not throw snowballs at me. Do not throw them from a tree. Do not throw then at my knee.
AIM-OctoberFost
[url="http://"http://www.geocities.com/octoberfost"]October Development[/url]
[url="http://"http://pages.hotbot.com/games/ambjorn/index.html"]A Thousand Worlds[/url]
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Posted 27 September 2000 - 05:28 PM
*A flaw in the ififnite loops design causes the number of pyros t grow soon there are 20 now 40 now 80 pyros*
*they all order beers the bar becomes very very rich*
*the pyros then all throw there berr mugs at DF crushing him. 79 of the pyros goes to see whats happining with the other patrons of the bar. one stays behind*
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*they all order beers the bar becomes very very rich*
*the pyros then all throw there berr mugs at DF crushing him. 79 of the pyros goes to see whats happining with the other patrons of the bar. one stays behind*
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Posted 28 September 2000 - 01:58 PM
*Mwahahahah*
The ghostly figure of DF appears
*I was trapped in that body, for releasing me you shall have the honour of dying*
The bar explodes, killing all the Pyros and melting their parts, completely eliminating them.
The other patrons live and are brought back by the ghostly figure
*Now off to terrorize everybody Mwahahahhahah*
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Why is there yogurt in this cap?
-It used to be milk but time makes fools of us all.
The ghostly figure of DF appears
*I was trapped in that body, for releasing me you shall have the honour of dying*
The bar explodes, killing all the Pyros and melting their parts, completely eliminating them.
The other patrons live and are brought back by the ghostly figure
*Now off to terrorize everybody Mwahahahhahah*
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Why is there yogurt in this cap?
-It used to be milk but time makes fools of us all.
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Banana banana banana banana terracotta banana terracotta terracotta pie!
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Posted 28 September 2000 - 05:21 PM
*goes back to drinking his drink, unfased, as DF's ego expands and flattens the Pyro's who manage to burn the ego to a crisp before they die.*
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*Unless it's Avatara, of course."
-- From the memoirs of Sundered Angel
*Unless it's Avatara, of course."
-- From the memoirs of Sundered Angel
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Posted 29 September 2000 - 01:55 PM
ok, I'll stop. Only if pyro agrees to it too
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Why is there yogurt in this cap?
-It used to be milk but time makes fools of us all.
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Why is there yogurt in this cap?
-It used to be milk but time makes fools of us all.
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Banana banana banana banana terracotta banana terracotta terracotta pie!
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Posted 29 September 2000 - 07:10 PM
An army of Snails and an army of Slugs enters the bar. They begin a bar brawl against each other.
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Give a man a match and he'll be warm for an hour... Set him on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
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Give a man a match and he'll be warm for an hour... Set him on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
-Polaris Confederate Recruitmant Theme
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Posted 02 October 2000 - 07:34 AM
Realize that that was just in good fun. My normal powers outweigh all that I can do on this board.
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Why is there yogurt in this cap?
-It used to be milk but time makes fools of us all.
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Why is there yogurt in this cap?
-It used to be milk but time makes fools of us all.
Banana banana banana banana terracotta banana terracotta terracotta pie!
Banana banana banana banana terracotta banana terracotta terracotta pie!
Banana banana banana banana terracotta banana terracotta terracotta pie!
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Posted 02 October 2000 - 07:37 AM
Hahaha just kidding. I will not be the start of any more conflict here (but I may join in)
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Why is there yogurt in this cap?
-It used to be milk but time makes fools of us all.
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Why is there yogurt in this cap?
-It used to be milk but time makes fools of us all.
Banana banana banana banana terracotta banana terracotta terracotta pie!
Banana banana banana banana terracotta banana terracotta terracotta pie!
Banana banana banana banana terracotta banana terracotta terracotta pie!
