Ares Trash Talk Bar
#27
Posted 20 September 2000 - 07:29 PM
*The ashes are considered lethal. Tallgeese3 takes them and hides them in the glue bubbles OctoberFost was making. They blow away, never to be seen again.
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"Sometimes I get confused whether I'm posting on ATT or in the War Room. But then I remind myself: If it's moderators acting scatter-brained and foolish, then it's the War Room*.
*Unless it's Avatara, of course."
-- From the memoirs of Sundered Angel
*Unless it's Avatara, of course."
-- From the memoirs of Sundered Angel
#29
Posted 20 September 2000 - 07:33 PM
*Closes down his holo-projecter of himself. Smiles, knowing that Pyro killed himself thinking he had killed Tyrael, but instead had only ruined Avatara's holo-projecter.*
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"Sometimes I get confused whether I'm posting on ATT or in the War Room. But then I remind myself: If it's moderators acting scatter-brained and foolish, then it's the War Room*.
*Unless it's Avatara, of course."
-- From the memoirs of Sundered Angel
*Unless it's Avatara, of course."
-- From the memoirs of Sundered Angel
#33
Posted 20 September 2000 - 07:41 PM
*DesertFox's limbs and guts squirt all over everyone in the bar. The head flies at incredible speed, hitting Eminem in the face and crushing his skull. Eminem falls down dead, covered in guts. Patrons complain about the grinning head sticking out of the smashed face.
For some reason unknown, none of the guts or limbs hit Tyrael. He finsihes his popcorn and then walks out, to return sometime after the bartender decides to clean up.*
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[This message has been edited by Tyrael (edited 09-20-2000).]
For some reason unknown, none of the guts or limbs hit Tyrael. He finsihes his popcorn and then walks out, to return sometime after the bartender decides to clean up.*
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[This message has been edited by Tyrael (edited 09-20-2000).]
#35
Posted 20 September 2000 - 08:02 PM
That was probably mean...
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"Sometimes I get confused whether I'm posting on ATT or in the War Room. But then I remind myself: If it's moderators acting scatter-brained and foolish, then it's the War Room*.
*Unless it's Avatara, of course."
-- From the memoirs of Sundered Angel
*Unless it's Avatara, of course."
-- From the memoirs of Sundered Angel
#37
Posted 21 September 2000 - 07:35 AM
*DF's head grows another body in front of the entire bar*
"You really shouldn't have done that"
*All of a sudden a whirlwind picks up Pyro and throws him into the depths of space, heading right towards a star*
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Why is there yogurt in this cap?
-It used to be milk but time makes fools of us all.
"You really shouldn't have done that"
*All of a sudden a whirlwind picks up Pyro and throws him into the depths of space, heading right towards a star*
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Why is there yogurt in this cap?
-It used to be milk but time makes fools of us all.
Banana banana banana banana terracotta banana terracotta terracotta pie!
Banana banana banana banana terracotta banana terracotta terracotta pie!
Banana banana banana banana terracotta banana terracotta terracotta pie!
#38
Posted 21 September 2000 - 07:37 AM
*Though already dead, Pyro's body screams in agony as the sun bursts into a supernova*
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Why is there yogurt in this cap?
-It used to be milk but time makes fools of us all.
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Why is there yogurt in this cap?
-It used to be milk but time makes fools of us all.
Banana banana banana banana terracotta banana terracotta terracotta pie!
Banana banana banana banana terracotta banana terracotta terracotta pie!
Banana banana banana banana terracotta banana terracotta terracotta pie!
#39
Posted 21 September 2000 - 07:38 AM
*The supernova then collapses into a black hole, completely taking Pyro in forever*
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Why is there yogurt in this cap?
-It used to be milk but time makes fools of us all.
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Why is there yogurt in this cap?
-It used to be milk but time makes fools of us all.
Banana banana banana banana terracotta banana terracotta terracotta pie!
Banana banana banana banana terracotta banana terracotta terracotta pie!
Banana banana banana banana terracotta banana terracotta terracotta pie!
#40
Posted 21 September 2000 - 07:39 AM
*DF then looks at the other patrons of the bar and says*
"Don't ever piss me off"
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Why is there yogurt in this cap?
-It used to be milk but time makes fools of us all.
"Don't ever piss me off"
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Why is there yogurt in this cap?
-It used to be milk but time makes fools of us all.
Banana banana banana banana terracotta banana terracotta terracotta pie!
Banana banana banana banana terracotta banana terracotta terracotta pie!
Banana banana banana banana terracotta banana terracotta terracotta pie!
#44
Posted 22 September 2000 - 03:20 PM
*...accidentially trips and drops the block on his head...*
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"Sometimes I get confused whether I'm posting on ATT or in the War Room. But then I remind myself: If it's moderators acting scatter-brained and foolish, then it's the War Room*.
*Unless it's Avatara, of course."
-- From the memoirs of Sundered Angel
*Unless it's Avatara, of course."
-- From the memoirs of Sundered Angel
#46
Posted 23 September 2000 - 02:43 AM
How the hell can I trip and drop it on my head?
*An illegal instruction error occurs within the fabric of reality. The writer's block disappears in a puff of illogic, and creativity flows once again.*
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Some people have a way with words, while others... erm... thingy.
*An illegal instruction error occurs within the fabric of reality. The writer's block disappears in a puff of illogic, and creativity flows once again.*
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Some people have a way with words, while others... erm... thingy.
#47
Posted 23 September 2000 - 11:57 AM
Toothpaste, still on his back, is pressed flat against the floor as the writer's block pops out of existance. The resonating shockwave causes a ceiling beam to land on toothpaste's foot.
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"Sometimes I get confused whether I'm posting on ATT or in the War Room. But then I remind myself: If it's moderators acting scatter-brained and foolish, then it's the War Room*.
*Unless it's Avatara, of course."
-- From the memoirs of Sundered Angel
*Unless it's Avatara, of course."
-- From the memoirs of Sundered Angel