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#26 User is offline   Pyro 

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Posted 20 September 2000 - 07:29 PM

*pyros ashes become acidic melting all within sight*

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Posted 20 September 2000 - 07:29 PM

*The ashes are considered lethal. Tallgeese3 takes them and hides them in the glue bubbles OctoberFost was making. They blow away, never to be seen again.

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*Unless it's Avatara, of course."
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#28 User is offline   Pyro 

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Posted 20 September 2000 - 07:32 PM

pyro walks in again.......

then takes out his trusty grenade launcher, fires taking off tyreals head, then fires again, but it misfiers turning pyro in to ashes yet again.

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#29 User is offline   Avatara 

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Posted 20 September 2000 - 07:33 PM

*Closes down his holo-projecter of himself. Smiles, knowing that Pyro killed himself thinking he had killed Tyrael, but instead had only ruined Avatara's holo-projecter.*

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*Unless it's Avatara, of course."
-- From the memoirs of Sundered Angel

#30 User is offline   Pyro 

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Posted 20 September 2000 - 07:35 PM

*each of pyros ashes grow into another pyro*

*pyro looks in desert fox's direction Posted Image *

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#31 User is offline   Tyrael 

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Posted 20 September 2000 - 07:37 PM

*Tyrael grabs a bag of popcorn, and almost chokes on it as he bursts out laughing while looking at DesertFox's terrified face. He leans back and watches as...*

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[This message has been edited by Tyrael (edited 09-20-2000).]

#32 User is offline   Pyro 

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Posted 20 September 2000 - 07:40 PM

*pyros have writers block*

*pyros take the writers block and throw it at fox smushing him*

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#33 User is offline   Tyrael 

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Posted 20 September 2000 - 07:41 PM

*DesertFox's limbs and guts squirt all over everyone in the bar. The head flies at incredible speed, hitting Eminem in the face and crushing his skull. Eminem falls down dead, covered in guts. Patrons complain about the grinning head sticking out of the smashed face.

For some reason unknown, none of the guts or limbs hit Tyrael. He finsihes his popcorn and then walks out, to return sometime after the bartender decides to clean up.*

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[This message has been edited by Tyrael (edited 09-20-2000).]

#34 User is offline   Pyro 

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Posted 20 September 2000 - 07:44 PM

*the pyros walk outside and play soccer with each other, one stays to drink and tip the waiter*

*pyro starts chatting with slug.*

*no one complaines about the sudden death of eminem*

[This message has been edited by Pyro (edited 09-20-2000).]
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Posted 20 September 2000 - 08:02 PM

That was probably mean...

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Posted 20 September 2000 - 11:03 PM

Very unperfetional!

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Posted 21 September 2000 - 07:35 AM

*DF's head grows another body in front of the entire bar*
"You really shouldn't have done that"
*All of a sudden a whirlwind picks up Pyro and throws him into the depths of space, heading right towards a star*

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Why is there yogurt in this cap?
-It used to be milk but time makes fools of us all.
Banana banana banana banana terracotta banana terracotta terracotta pie!
Banana banana banana banana terracotta banana terracotta terracotta pie!

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Posted 21 September 2000 - 07:37 AM

*Though already dead, Pyro's body screams in agony as the sun bursts into a supernova*

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Why is there yogurt in this cap?
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Banana banana banana banana terracotta banana terracotta terracotta pie!
Banana banana banana banana terracotta banana terracotta terracotta pie!

#39 User is offline   Desert Fox 

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Posted 21 September 2000 - 07:38 AM

*The supernova then collapses into a black hole, completely taking Pyro in forever*

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Why is there yogurt in this cap?
-It used to be milk but time makes fools of us all.
Banana banana banana banana terracotta banana terracotta terracotta pie!
Banana banana banana banana terracotta banana terracotta terracotta pie!

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Posted 21 September 2000 - 07:39 AM

*DF then looks at the other patrons of the bar and says*
"Don't ever piss me off"

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Why is there yogurt in this cap?
-It used to be milk but time makes fools of us all.
Banana banana banana banana terracotta banana terracotta terracotta pie!
Banana banana banana banana terracotta banana terracotta terracotta pie!

#41 User is offline   Pyro 

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Posted 21 September 2000 - 06:14 PM

why me why not tyreal ??????????

*the other pyros come in (roughly 10 of them) they say peace man, then order beers*

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#42 User is offline   Tyrael 

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Posted 21 September 2000 - 06:16 PM

Because, I didn't throw the writer's block.

*Secretly steals one of Pyro's beers*

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Posted 21 September 2000 - 08:05 PM

*Toothpaste picks up the Writer's Block*

He walks back into the bar with it, and... ummm, uhh.......


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Posted 22 September 2000 - 03:20 PM

*...accidentially trips and drops the block on his head...*

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#45 User is offline   Pyro 

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Posted 22 September 2000 - 07:06 PM

...squish...

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#46 User is offline   Toothpaste 

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Posted 23 September 2000 - 02:43 AM

How the hell can I trip and drop it on my head?

*An illegal instruction error occurs within the fabric of reality. The writer's block disappears in a puff of illogic, and creativity flows once again.*

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Some people have a way with words, while others... erm... thingy.

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Posted 23 September 2000 - 11:57 AM

Toothpaste, still on his back, is pressed flat against the floor as the writer's block pops out of existance. The resonating shockwave causes a ceiling beam to land on toothpaste's foot.

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*Unless it's Avatara, of course."
-- From the memoirs of Sundered Angel

#48 User is offline   Slug 

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Posted 23 September 2000 - 04:07 PM

Several more Writers Blocks pop into existance where they.... nah

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Posted 24 September 2000 - 11:37 AM

yah. ...where they start jumping on toothpaste's body, causing his insides (which can only be described as toothpaste) to squirt everywhere.

The patrons complain about the sticky floors...

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Posted 24 September 2000 - 10:59 PM

The writers blocks get stuck in the insides and drown.

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