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The Zombie Simulator Those poor purple dots...

#1 Buffalo the Kid

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Posted 15 January 2008 - 02:13 AM

The other day, I finished my final project in Computer Programming and was bored with my many side projects I had thought up, so I started looking up zombies, and I came across this: Zombie Simulator

There are four more versions below, but the 3D one is an exe file...

Have fun watching your city become infected. Or if you are playing a mod version, have fun nuking things!

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Posted 15 January 2008 - 04:29 AM

I've seen it before, but I had not seen some of the variants. The nuking one is fun. I've got a high score of saving 3604 humans. I think the forerunner approach works best. Don't kill the zombies, kill their food.

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Posted 16 January 2008 - 06:11 PM

4985 saved. That was addicting.

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Posted 17 January 2008 - 05:44 AM

I saved 3. This seemed to constitute an acceptable performance, so I stopped.

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Posted 17 January 2008 - 11:51 PM

Sundered Angel, on Jan 17 2008, 05:44 AM, said:

I saved 3. This seemed to constitute an acceptable performance, so I stopped.

Only if there were still both men and women left to populate the Earth. Three dudes or three chicks would basically be like saving nobody at all.

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Posted 18 January 2008 - 12:45 AM

Rickton, on Jan 17 2008, 09:51 PM, said:

Only if there were still both men and women left to populate the Earth. Three dudes or three chicks would basically be like saving nobody at all.

Then again, SA might be inclined to come down from his godlike zombie-nuking station if there were nothing but three chicks left.

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Posted 18 January 2008 - 07:04 AM

That's a different kind of nuke button

Mass impregnate!

I saved 40. How many more do you need?

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Posted 18 January 2008 - 04:38 PM

3736 is the best that I've done.

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Posted 18 January 2008 - 05:48 PM

We talking about mass impregnating people, or your score in the game?

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Posted 18 January 2008 - 06:36 PM

Ehhehheh.

Just keep reloading the page over and over again, they nuke the spots where the zombies pop up really fast, then you save everyone easily, or just increase the population really high, to like 6000 and then save more people that way.

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Posted 18 January 2008 - 06:41 PM

Lektor, on Jan 18 2008, 03:48 PM, said:

We talking about mass impregnating people, or your score in the game?

Heh. I don't think I could come up with 3736 women who wanted to screw me.

On second thought, I probably could, but I don't have enough money to do it that way.

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Posted 18 January 2008 - 07:01 PM

If you were the dude with his finger on the nuke button, I'm sure they'd give you a discount!

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Posted 18 January 2008 - 07:04 PM

Woo Hoo! I saved One!

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Posted 21 January 2008 - 11:10 AM

Pufer, on Jan 18 2008, 06:41 PM, said:

Heh. I don't think I could come up with 3736 women who wanted to screw me.

I'm sure you could find quite a many more than 3736. There are billions of women out there after all. The only problem is actually meeting them all and getting into a situation where it might happen.

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Posted 21 January 2008 - 01:55 PM

Which is where the nuke button helps!

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Posted 09 February 2008 - 12:46 PM

remember kids if you don't use a condom you may become infected and turn into a zombie.

I guess so.

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Posted 09 February 2008 - 05:00 PM

I think you and I must date a different calibre of girl...

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Posted 09 February 2008 - 05:48 PM

necrophilia is an unfortunate thing . . .

I guess so.

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Posted 09 February 2008 - 06:25 PM

You don't have to explain it to me.

...but you will have to answer to Jesus.

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Posted 09 February 2008 - 09:18 PM

Let's just say there's a reason his corpse went missing, and it wasn't him rising from the dead.

and with that I think I'm done.

I guess so.

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Posted 09 February 2008 - 11:48 PM

Him?

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Posted 10 February 2008 - 06:28 AM

Yeah, ######ing a corpse is one thing, but a male corpse?

You sick ######!

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Posted 11 February 2008 - 01:32 AM

You make it sound like a man doing a female corpse isn't wrong... Doing the Leaning Tower of Pisa, now that's just odd...

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Posted 11 February 2008 - 01:46 AM

Come to think of it, I don't think I've ever seen any necrophilia porn. I really hadn't thought there was much left in the genre that I'd not seen. More unusual than that is the fact that I can't really seem to find any.

Market niche identified, now all we need is some funding and some corpses.

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