Ambrosia Software Web Board: The Zombie Simulator - Ambrosia Software Web Board

Jump to content

  • 4 Pages +
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • You cannot start a new topic
  • You cannot reply to this topic

The Zombie Simulator Those poor purple dots...

#51 User is offline   lemonyscapegoat 

  • Batwhale!
  • PipPipPipPipPip
  • Group: Members
  • Posts: 1,624
  • Joined: 09-July 07
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:a box

Posted 15 February 2008 - 10:12 PM

View PostLektor, on Feb 15 2008, 12:50 PM, said:

I'm not sure which I'd choose, given the option. If I could be a daywalker, I'd be a vampire, no doubt!


Good man. Neck-biting is another thing that I find . . . attractive.
I guess so.

#52 User is offline   Pufer 

  • Deadpan Orator
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • Group: Members
  • Posts: 13,878
  • Joined: 03-August 02
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:DC

Posted 16 February 2008 - 01:16 AM

View PostG-Spark, on Feb 15 2008, 11:50 AM, said:

I say you should get turned into a Paladin.


What if I don't want to be a peer of Charlemagne's court?

-Pufer
"Believe nothing, no matter where you read it or who said it, even if I have said it, unless it agrees with your own reason and your own common sense." -The Buddha

#53 User is offline   Lektor 

  • Amor Vincit Omnia
  • PipPipPipPipPipPip
  • Group: Members
  • Posts: 5,215
  • Joined: 02-August 03
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Nottingham, UK

Posted 16 February 2008 - 05:59 AM

Never did like the Paladin. Tried making them a few times, but I found their spellcasting too weak to make up for their strict code of living. Plus every DM makes it their personal mission in life to turn any Paladin in their campaign...
"My friends tell me that I refuse to grow up, but I know they're just jealous because they don't have pajamas with feet."
-- Tom Sims


Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

#54 User is offline   G-Spark 

  • +5 to Fleeing and Evasion
  • PipPipPipPipPip
  • Group: Members
  • Posts: 2,625
  • Joined: 03-December 07
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Nowhere.

Posted 16 February 2008 - 09:25 AM

Yes, yes, yes, point taken.
Sanity brings Clarity. Clarity brings Understanding. Understanding makes everything boring as hell.

#55 User is offline   Lektor 

  • Amor Vincit Omnia
  • PipPipPipPipPipPip
  • Group: Members
  • Posts: 5,215
  • Joined: 02-August 03
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Nottingham, UK

Posted 16 February 2008 - 08:14 PM

A paladin would make you take his point, if you know what I mean :P
"My friends tell me that I refuse to grow up, but I know they're just jealous because they don't have pajamas with feet."
-- Tom Sims


Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

#56 User is offline   G-Spark 

  • +5 to Fleeing and Evasion
  • PipPipPipPipPip
  • Group: Members
  • Posts: 2,625
  • Joined: 03-December 07
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Nowhere.

Posted 16 February 2008 - 11:18 PM

Nope not a clue.
Sanity brings Clarity. Clarity brings Understanding. Understanding makes everything boring as hell.

#57 User is offline   Lektor 

  • Amor Vincit Omnia
  • PipPipPipPipPipPip
  • Group: Members
  • Posts: 5,215
  • Joined: 02-August 03
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Nottingham, UK

Posted 17 February 2008 - 08:55 AM

*pat pat*

:P
"My friends tell me that I refuse to grow up, but I know they're just jealous because they don't have pajamas with feet."
-- Tom Sims


Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

#58 User is offline   The Journalist 

  • earstwhile
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • Group: Members
  • Posts: 7,728
  • Joined: 13-December 01
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:That one place in Nevada.

Posted 17 February 2008 - 02:45 PM

Epic!
Hyperbole is the best thing ever!

#59 User is offline   G-Spark 

  • +5 to Fleeing and Evasion
  • PipPipPipPipPip
  • Group: Members
  • Posts: 2,625
  • Joined: 03-December 07
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Nowhere.

Posted 17 February 2008 - 02:53 PM

EDIT: I should've seen that coming. Eh, forget I said anything. :P

This post has been edited by G-Spark: 17 February 2008 - 03:23 PM

Sanity brings Clarity. Clarity brings Understanding. Understanding makes everything boring as hell.

#60 User is offline   Pufer 

  • Deadpan Orator
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • Group: Members
  • Posts: 13,878
  • Joined: 03-August 02
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:DC

Posted 17 February 2008 - 03:12 PM

Sparky the Wonder Pussy? I guess, but I'm not sure how that makes things any better. :P

-Pufer
"Believe nothing, no matter where you read it or who said it, even if I have said it, unless it agrees with your own reason and your own common sense." -The Buddha

#61 User is offline   Lektor 

  • Amor Vincit Omnia
  • PipPipPipPipPipPip
  • Group: Members
  • Posts: 5,215
  • Joined: 02-August 03
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Nottingham, UK

Posted 17 February 2008 - 08:05 PM

He just doesn't learn, does he?
"My friends tell me that I refuse to grow up, but I know they're just jealous because they don't have pajamas with feet."
-- Tom Sims


Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

#62 User is offline   G-Spark 

  • +5 to Fleeing and Evasion
  • PipPipPipPipPip
  • Group: Members
  • Posts: 2,625
  • Joined: 03-December 07
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Nowhere.

Posted 17 February 2008 - 10:50 PM

Nope.
Sanity brings Clarity. Clarity brings Understanding. Understanding makes everything boring as hell.

#63 User is offline   yuzuki66 

  • Member
  • Group: Members
  • Posts: 33
  • Joined: 22-February 08
  • Gender:Female
  • Location:SD, USA

Posted 26 February 2008 - 05:53 PM

View PostG-Spark, on Jan 18 2008, 05:36 PM, said:

Ehhehheh. :P Just keep reloading the page over and over again, they nuke the spots where the zombies pop up really fast, then you save everyone easily, or just increase the population really high, to like 6000 and then save more people that way.



Dust bunnies? Why dust bunnies?
The Princess of Pain

#64 User is offline   G-Spark 

  • +5 to Fleeing and Evasion
  • PipPipPipPipPip
  • Group: Members
  • Posts: 2,625
  • Joined: 03-December 07
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Nowhere.

Posted 20 March 2008 - 09:35 PM

What? Ok now I'm wishing I didn't know her.
Sanity brings Clarity. Clarity brings Understanding. Understanding makes everything boring as hell.

#65 User is offline   Lektor 

  • Amor Vincit Omnia
  • PipPipPipPipPipPip
  • Group: Members
  • Posts: 5,215
  • Joined: 02-August 03
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Nottingham, UK

Posted 02 April 2008 - 09:41 AM

Not as much as she's wishing she didn't know you...

; )
"My friends tell me that I refuse to grow up, but I know they're just jealous because they don't have pajamas with feet."
-- Tom Sims


Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

#66 User is offline   Sponge Tom 

  • Brick s###house
  • PipPipPipPipPipPip
  • Group: Members
  • Posts: 3,969
  • Joined: 23-December 07
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Rickton's basement

Posted 02 April 2008 - 10:01 AM

I can't tell what's happening anymore. What are we talking about?

Oh yeah. I have a log in my backyard I could use to beat zombies to death. I've also got a sword and a bunch of knives. And can zombie flesh be penetrated by airsoft guns? If not, I've got a pretty good slingshot and a a seemingly limitless supply of rocks that work excellently with it.

Should we start an RPG thread?
><>

I shat a bottle of rope.

#67 User is offline   Pufer 

  • Deadpan Orator
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • Group: Members
  • Posts: 13,878
  • Joined: 03-August 02
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:DC

Posted 02 April 2008 - 10:28 AM

It doesn't matter if you can penetrate the zombie's skin, you need to destroy the brain.

-Pufer
"Believe nothing, no matter where you read it or who said it, even if I have said it, unless it agrees with your own reason and your own common sense." -The Buddha

#68 User is offline   Sponge Tom 

  • Brick s###house
  • PipPipPipPipPipPip
  • Group: Members
  • Posts: 3,969
  • Joined: 23-December 07
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Rickton's basement

Posted 02 April 2008 - 10:31 AM

View PostPufer, on Apr 2 2008, 11:28 AM, said:

It doesn't matter if you can penetrate the zombie's skin, you need to destroy the brain.


But what if it bleeds to death? The body needs oxygen to function.
><>

I shat a bottle of rope.

#69 User is offline   Jeremiah 

  • Dissonant
  • PipPipPipPipPip
  • Group: Members
  • Posts: 2,108
  • Joined: 14-May 01
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Neverwhere

Posted 02 April 2008 - 10:45 AM


Evility is Reality.

"There's only two types of music; Good and Bad."

Radio Paradise

#70 User is offline   Lektor 

  • Amor Vincit Omnia
  • PipPipPipPipPipPip
  • Group: Members
  • Posts: 5,215
  • Joined: 02-August 03
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Nottingham, UK

Posted 02 April 2008 - 10:56 AM

View PostSponge Tom, on Apr 2 2008, 03:31 PM, said:

But what if it bleeds to death? The body needs oxygen to function.


I wasn't aware that Zombies bled.
"My friends tell me that I refuse to grow up, but I know they're just jealous because they don't have pajamas with feet."
-- Tom Sims


Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

#71 User is offline   Pufer 

  • Deadpan Orator
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • Group: Members
  • Posts: 13,878
  • Joined: 03-August 02
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:DC

Posted 02 April 2008 - 11:10 AM

View PostSponge Tom, on Apr 2 2008, 09:31 AM, said:

But what if it bleeds to death? The body needs oxygen to function.


Um... Zombies are kinda' defined as being dead. The fact that living bodies need oxygen to function doesn't much come into it.

-Pufer
"Believe nothing, no matter where you read it or who said it, even if I have said it, unless it agrees with your own reason and your own common sense." -The Buddha

#72 User is offline   Sponge Tom 

  • Brick s###house
  • PipPipPipPipPipPip
  • Group: Members
  • Posts: 3,969
  • Joined: 23-December 07
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Rickton's basement

Posted 02 April 2008 - 05:55 PM

View PostPufer, on Apr 2 2008, 12:10 PM, said:

Um... Zombies are kinda' defined as being dead. The fact that living bodies need oxygen to function doesn't much come into it.

-Pufer


No, I mean the muscles would cease to contract and expand, and therefore the zombies could not move.
><>

I shat a bottle of rope.

#73 User is offline   Pufer 

  • Deadpan Orator
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • Group: Members
  • Posts: 13,878
  • Joined: 03-August 02
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:DC

Posted 02 April 2008 - 06:26 PM

So the undead would only be able to move if they were alive? I'm not sure if you understand what a zombie is.

-Pufer
"Believe nothing, no matter where you read it or who said it, even if I have said it, unless it agrees with your own reason and your own common sense." -The Buddha

#74 User is offline   Sponge Tom 

  • Brick s###house
  • PipPipPipPipPipPip
  • Group: Members
  • Posts: 3,969
  • Joined: 23-December 07
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Rickton's basement

Posted 02 April 2008 - 07:43 PM

View PostPufer, on Apr 2 2008, 07:26 PM, said:

So the undead would only be able to move if they were alive? I'm not sure if you understand what a zombie is.


Not them, just their bodies. How else would they move?
><>

I shat a bottle of rope.

#75 User is offline   Pufer 

  • Deadpan Orator
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • Group: Members
  • Posts: 13,878
  • Joined: 03-August 02
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:DC

Posted 02 April 2008 - 08:48 PM

Gah! My brain.

-Pufer
"Believe nothing, no matter where you read it or who said it, even if I have said it, unless it agrees with your own reason and your own common sense." -The Buddha

Share this topic:


  • 4 Pages +
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • You cannot start a new topic
  • You cannot reply to this topic

1 User(s) are reading this topic
0 members, 1 guests, 0 anonymous users