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Hector's War We were told to move the battle here...

#201 Manta

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Posted 11 November 2007 - 07:28 PM

isword, on Nov 11 2007, 08:20 PM, said:

Well it seems I, Riddle, and everyone else that was here to have fun and not spam this topic is definatly starting to think less and less of you. I know I am.
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I truely don't care about the opinions of those who try to hurt ATT.

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#202 Rickton

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Posted 11 November 2007 - 07:38 PM

isword, on Nov 11 2007, 07:13 PM, said:

#3: If you only knew. He's been around just as long as me, and I've been here longer than you have. You just didn't know it. I was following you all secretly for years, studying and learning anonymously before making an account.

Really. First of all I'm pretty sure riddle is someone's multi, but I'll just focus on you for a moment.
Your profile says you're 13, and I joined 6 years ago.
So what you're saying is that you've been lurking on the ASW boards since you were 7?
(Also if you guys have been studying and learning the boards for so long it's not very obvious...you don't seem to understand very well how things work here.)

Manta, on Nov 11 2007, 07:28 PM, said:

I truely don't care about the opinions of those who try to hurt ATT.

Come now, ATT can't be hurt. I should know, I've tried.

This post has been edited by Rickton: 11 November 2007 - 07:43 PM

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Posted 11 November 2007 - 07:57 PM

isword, on Nov 11 2007, 04:13 PM, said:

#2: I would, but I don't know how.

Here you go. Have a very nice day.

isword, on Nov 11 2007, 04:13 PM, said:

Umm no, Rickton has been around here for a lot longer than you, for reasons that he pointed out. Besides, you aren't "here" until you make an account. Then you become what is known as a member.

Rickton, on Nov 11 2007, 04:38 PM, said:

I'm pretty sure riddle is someone's multi...

Umm yeah, watch this:

riddlemaster GX, on Nov 10 2007, 12:51 PM, said:

progress report:

turns out that cosmics troops are stronger than I thought, they pushed us back to the borders of florida, no need for reinforcements, but with all due respect sir, we need supply's,so we can hit them right where it hurts,

strategy:

if you use your navy, and if isword uses his footsoldiers and artillery that will leave the city mostly unprotected so we can steal supplies from them, and another advantage, they cant fight 3 battles at the same time, but if hector himself comes in you wont be seeing much of me, just a few blown away parts.

Next post, 4 minutes later:

lemonyscapegoat, on Nov 10 2007, 12:55 PM, said:

cosmic is back

2 posts later, same minute:

riddlemaster GX, on Nov 10 2007, 12:55 PM, said:

edit: i ment lemony

And here's what I've been saying:

Rebelious, on Nov 11 2007, 02:11 PM, said:

Yeah, and it's also cool to have multiple identities and just act like a noob. Yeah, you know what I'm talking about.

Rebelious, on Nov 11 2007, 02:26 PM, said:

I like acting like a noob even though I'm not!!

View them to see what I was quoting and you'll see what I mean. The multi has already wracked up 50 posts, many double-posts or posts coming from this topic.

EDITED FOR GREATER ACCURACY

This post has been edited by Rebelious: 11 November 2007 - 07:59 PM

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#204 Manta

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Posted 11 November 2007 - 08:02 PM

Rickton, on Nov 11 2007, 08:38 PM, said:

Come now, ATT can't be hurt. I should know, I've tried.

I know, but they still tried and thus are spaminated.

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#205 Cosmic_Nusiance

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Posted 11 November 2007 - 08:15 PM

Aw, what the heck. This topic is done for. I guess I'll get in on the fun.
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That's how you spam.

EDIT: ARG! Size reducing blasphemy...

This post has been edited by Cosmic_Nusiance: 11 November 2007 - 08:15 PM

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Posted 11 November 2007 - 08:15 PM

Cosmic, why don't you go and try to make a forum for this from Rebelious's link? I tried, and I can't figure out how to do it.

EDIT:As to the question as to wether Riddle's someones multi, why don't you think about the fact that before you spammers came here, we had so many as five of us on at a time posting. Post can rack up pretty quickly especially with a bunch of people on at a time.

This post has been edited by isword: 11 November 2007 - 08:17 PM

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Isword. Don't be an idiot.
:D

"Orbes volantes exstare!"

#207 Cosmic_Nusiance

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Posted 11 November 2007 - 08:16 PM

Never Mind™

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#208 Cosmic_Nusiance

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Posted 11 November 2007 - 08:17 PM

isword, on Nov 11 2007, 08:15 PM, said:

Cosmic, why don't you go and try to make a forum for this from Rebelious's link? I tried, and I can't figure out how to do it.

Why don't you try freewebs.com? It's super easy and idiotproof.

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Posted 11 November 2007 - 08:18 PM

I'll try, but just for the fact that I can go there proves that it's not idiotproof.

EDIT: Well, I've done what I can.

This post has been edited by isword: 11 November 2007 - 08:27 PM

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Isword. Don't be an idiot.
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Posted 11 November 2007 - 08:22 PM

Rickton, on Nov 11 2007, 05:59 PM, said:

#1: I'm the reason this topic exists.
#2: You can't say that people can't use a topic on a public forum. If you want to only let in those you want, go make your own forum.
#3: You've got some cajones telling people the rules of topics on their board when you've only been here 3 days.

#1: you're the reason this topic is getting sucky
#2: i'm not saying you cant use a topic in a public forum, im just saying idiots shouldn't be allowed.
#3: I have only been here for three days, but you have been a disgrace for 6 years. also the fact that those were just temporary rules to try to make idiots leave

#211 adam_0

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Posted 11 November 2007 - 08:27 PM

riddlemaster GX, on Nov 11 2007, 05:22 PM, said:

Dude, just shut up. Rickton's a million times cooler than you, and even if he spammed my topics, I would still say that, because he's just so cool.

EDIT: Back on topic...

Admiral Jackson tells one of his ops units to hit riddle with plywood.
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"10,586 kiwis killed, 650 customers served"

This post has been edited by Rebelious: 11 November 2007 - 08:29 PM

... my other ride is an Ishiman Heavy Cruiser.

(x)enos. Awesome in a can. Without the can, though.

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Posted 11 November 2007 - 08:52 PM

riddlemaster GX, on Nov 11 2007, 02:31 PM, said:

to my special operations team, if we see anyone under pufer's flag, they shall be executed by line of fire, if pufer himself gets captured, he will be jailed and starved to death, in one of them cushioney rooms that are for the crazy people, in straight jacket and straight pants

I have to admit, I'm not looking forward to that.

riddlemaster GX, on Nov 11 2007, 03:02 PM, said:

you are now asked to leave

Aw jeez, ma. He just got here.

riddlemaster GX, on Nov 11 2007, 03:09 PM, said:

LEAVE PLEASE, PEOPLE THAT ARE PLAYING THIS ARE TAKING THIS SERIOUSLY, YOU ARE NOT SO LEAVE!!!!!

IF YOU DISAGREE THAN GO DIE, THERES PLENTY OF PEOPLE THAT WANT YOU TO ANYWAY!

Define "plenty."

Rebelious, on Nov 11 2007, 03:26 PM, said:

Admiral Jackson and his fleet land on Madagascar and start shooting kiwis. They then go to California and create a kiwi restaurant. "Over 650 kiwis shot and 400 served."

Poor kiwis.

gray_shirt_ninja, on Nov 11 2007, 03:43 PM, said:

Another glorious victory for ATT.

You know it.

Cosmic_Nusiance, on Nov 11 2007, 06:15 PM, said:

Aw, what the heck. This topic is done for. I guess I'll get in on the fun.

Nice to see you here. Try the chicken, it's kiwi free.

riddlemaster GX, on Nov 11 2007, 06:22 PM, said:

#1: Aw, c'mon. A lot of us are in on this.
#2: There's a big difference between "shouldn't be" and "aren't."
#3: A disgrace? Seriously? That's just pitiful.

Here's a new, smaller flag:

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Posted 11 November 2007 - 09:01 PM

The chicken's actually not bad. Needs a little pepper, though.

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Posted 11 November 2007 - 09:12 PM

It's so beautiful when everything works out in the end and everyone ends up friends.

(I hate to spoil the mood by telling you that Pufer was lying and that the chicken is actually Kiwi.)

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Posted 11 November 2007 - 09:36 PM

Cosmic_Nusiance, on Nov 11 2007, 06:01 PM, said:

The chicken's actually not bad. Needs a little pepper, though.

I'll remember that next time.

...Admiral Jackson changes his tactics and decides to capture and torture the kiwis instead of feeding them to people, since they have over 60,000 frozen kiwis in stock. Not many people are coming to his restaurant, and he doesn't know why...
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"65,061 kiwis killed, 671 customers served"

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Posted 11 November 2007 - 09:39 PM

Well, we're making a forum elsewhere so we don't bother you nice people so,

As Local Rebel General of GUIN, Isword decided he must find an alternative way to supply his troops with food. He goes to Rebelious's restraunt and buys er steals his entire stock of frozen Kiwi's and leaves without paying.

This post has been edited by isword: 11 November 2007 - 09:49 PM

"Yoda almighty" said:

Isword. Don't be an idiot.
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Posted 11 November 2007 - 09:44 PM

Admiral Jackson calls an immediate withdrawl of all troops to an alternate forum as he lays an atomic bomb in the middle of this topic. All an admin needs to do is explode it.

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Posted 11 November 2007 - 10:01 PM

VICTORY FOR THE KIWI! KIWI OR GTFO!

In Hector's War, Kiwi wins! I will post more about the human digestive system later.

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Posted 11 November 2007 - 10:24 PM

god damn my scroll wheel finger hurts

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Posted 11 November 2007 - 10:27 PM

It's the topic about nothing.
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Win for Hector.

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#221 Rickton

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Posted 11 November 2007 - 10:39 PM

Crow T. Robot, on Nov 11 2007, 10:27 PM, said:

Win for Hector.

For now.
But just wait until Achilles stops moping around by his ships...things will be different then, oh yes.

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Posted 11 November 2007 - 10:50 PM

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Posted 11 November 2007 - 10:55 PM

Okay, new holy grail of images:

kiwi, person
kiwi, bird
kiwi, fruit

All in one picture. Bonus if they are all touching. Extra bonus if the fruit is worn as a hat. Shops accepted.

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Posted 12 November 2007 - 12:00 AM

POWER TO THE PUFFER! (whee!)

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Posted 12 November 2007 - 12:02 AM

Erm, no image signatures. Please remove that.

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