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This thread has been saved from a pool of failure into the shining light of lolz.

Yes, yes it has.

On a side note, all the Kiwi videos I found looked stupid, and I will look at them later if I feel like it.

Ahem.

FREEEEEEEEDOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!

This is Sparta?

-Pufer

Pufer, on Nov 28 2007, 08:15 PM, said:

Sparta?

This is Madnessssssssss!

This is TRASH TAAAAAALK!

Madness? No, this is...

A MEEEEME!

I am Beowulf?

-Pufer

Why can't we just let this topic die?

Ew, that'd be.....Sacrilegious

<smiles enigmatically>

Lektor, on Nov 29 2007, 11:28 AM, said:

Because we don't want to.

Ahem.

I DARE YOU TO POST IN THIS TOPIC SIX TIMES IN A ROW!

We don't throw stuff away here; we recycle.

Incidentally, I got my license yesterday. I was one point away from failing the road test, too.

I just stole a drivable warthog from the people making the Halo movie. I intend to drive it off a cliff and see if it's REALLY indestructable.

Shlimazel, on Dec 1 2007, 12:01 PM, said:

... There's going to be a Halo movie?

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I'd do it, but I've already got in trouble enough for that in other places.

Reporting back as scheduled! My analysis; it is not indestructable. I'm told my prosthetic legs will stop itching eventually.

Hahahahaha.

It's always darkest when there isn't any light.

as my first ninja day attack I assassinate this topic.



Die already

You, sir, do not have killing privileges. Even if you are a ninja.

I, on the other hand, have limited killing privileges*:





*Only on the first Wednesday of every month if it's snowing outside and I'm wearing a maroon shirt

UBERCEPT FTW!


By the way, if anyone reading this was invited to my board, go to the Story Section. There's something new there.

This post has been edited by Shlimazel: 07 December 2007 - 12:18 PM

Incidentally, that was supposed to a be a cool picture but it got that anti-hotlinking thing instead. I guess I got what I deserved.

A group of starships flashed into existence in a remote sector of space between Admiral Jackson's asteroid base and the Wreck. They had been dispatched to acertain the condition of Admiral Shlimazel's Task Force Iron Dragon.

When they entered the system, they observed a vast expanse of metal where ships floated dead in space. It was like a graveyard.

At first they assumed there was some form of problem. But moments later they were sure of it. Entire Ubercept Battleships floated in space, ripped to chunks. Some ships had been turned inside out, chairs hanging crazily off the hull of the ship. Dead bodies hung in space, similarly inverted. Here a ship had opened like a flower. There a ship was covered with what could only be described as fungus. It was sickening, and terrifying.

The few ships that were relatively intact showed signs of evacuation. That was comforting to see. At least some had survived.

But though they searched for hours they could not find the Great Death. What happened? they asked. What could cause this aberration of nature? They didn't have an answer.

But their instruments showed a fracture in space-time. A warp. A hole to elsewhere, opened and then sealed crudely.

The Ubercept possessed the technology to manipulate space-time. But not like this. Never like this.

And memories of stories, crewer's tales of things which lived in space, terrible and ancient things. Laughed off by common folk as tall tales, made up things.

But there were men in the Ubercept Navy who didn't laugh at such stories.....



The ships fled. There are some things to terrible for anyone to face, and one of them had existed here.

And far, far away, beyond space and time, someone screamed in agony.

Shlimazel, on Dec 9 2007, 02:11 PM, said:

'scuse me. I'll hold it in next time.