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Ok, here are the rules:

No obscenely powerful super-weapons.

No killing off other characters (e.g. Cosmic shoots Shlimazel in the head)

No destroying other players' flagships/bases.

And a few of Shlimazel's:

1: You cannot mess with the background another player has set for his characters. IE, no telling another player he is demoted and has been declared a traitor.

2: You may have more than one character. Your characters can either be an independant, IE not affiliated with Hector or against her, or can be for or against Hector, but you may not have characters who are on both sides of the war. You either side with Hector, or you don't.


Main contenders are CN (me), Hector (if she wants to grace us with her presence) and Shlimazel. As leader of Hector's human troops, all people wishing to join the Avians must contact me. Everybody wishing to join Shlimazel's independents (cast-aways from the GUIN) should talk to him.

Take a minute to introduce your characters if you want to play.

This post has been edited by Cosmic_Nusiance: 10 November 2007 - 01:24 PM

I am leader of Hector's human troops. My base is in Florida. My flagship is the UAF Plague.

I am Admiral Shlimazel, the leader of the loyal remnants of the Galactic Ubercept Imperium Navy. I command the Command Battleship Great Death, and the Human Special Support Battlegroup which is backing the human rebels against the forces of Hector and their objective of conquering MKXZ-123131, or The Eart <intended to be spelled that way>. We have approximately 400 Ubercept Battleships, and 600 support ships, as well as several million ground troops. Also the AI Joyeuse.

Viva la resistance!

This post has been edited by Shlimazel: 09 November 2007 - 04:28 PM

I am Arthur Frain. The only survivor of a horrible attack, I am in charge of a division of the GUIN.

Arthur Frain calling.

That is all.

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also refers to himself as #1. May be either an alien demi-deity, AI, or black ops agent.

Arthur Frain,

On behalf of the UAF, would the GUIN be willing to join forces with us? We need to write out terms and agreements.


Cosmic

and I am the head of the tacticians, and have a fleet of my own, but often go on solo missions

This is totally unfair, cosmic. You are stealing my idea. And don't give me that, "I'm not Arthur! What do you mean?" act. I think you shouldn't be allowed to steal my gig.

Shlimazel, on Nov 9 2007, 04:33 PM, said:

LOLZ. In the Dear Hector topic you practically declared open rebellion to the GUIN, though. I'll talk to Frain about it.

What?!??! No I didn't! I got in contact with another admiral to send aid to a ship in deep space! I couldn't get there in time. In what context is that rebellion?

Also riddlemaster GX and isword are players as well. They joined in the Dear Hector topic, and unless they changed sides they are with me.

This post has been edited by Shlimazel: 09 November 2007 - 04:41 PM

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Arthur was only assaulting you after you threatened him and called him crazy. As a member of the GUIN, he was actually credible. Too bad he's dead now. He was of no use to me.

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Also, Shlim, if you have any suggestions of things to add to the rules (no demotions, etc. ), just tell me.

This post has been edited by Cosmic_Nusiance: 09 November 2007 - 04:46 PM

Hmm. Okay, thanks. Two Cosmic Nuisances would be too much to bear. Hey, I wonder if any ATT natives will join the war?

Cosmic_Nusiance, on Nov 9 2007, 05:40 PM, said:

wait how'd he die??

Presumably Cosmic Nuisance killed him. Anyway, I gotta go shortly. How about we begin the war tomorrow?

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These are the units charged with holding off the Raun'l, an ancient death god which has escaped from captivity.

This post has been edited by Shlimazel: 09 November 2007 - 04:47 PM

Shlimazel, on Nov 9 2007, 05:44 PM, said:

thought as much ,but according to the other topic I poisoned him, unless he killed him before the potassium cyanide took effect.

Oh, I thought you poisoned Cosmic. Okay.

Umm, I'll think about the rules thing and get back to you. I need to go now.

This post has been edited by Shlimazel: 09 November 2007 - 04:49 PM

riddlemaster GX, on Nov 9 2007, 04:47 PM, said:

Bingo. My favorite method of killing is forcing a data cube with an appropriate epitaph laser-etched on it into someone's cranium.

War begins tomorrow!

Dear Shlimazel,

We have taken over this user. Due to a misunderstanding caused by Frain (who was found in his room with cyanide gas in his system and a data-cube in his head), we thought you had rebelled. We are now restoring you to your status of Admiral, and are granting you all your honors back. Our technicians have arrived on your ship as you read this to repair and refit Great Death.

Sincerely,

Galactic Ubercept Imperium Navy

I'm the Consul of the Order of Laconia, minister of intelligence of the Terran Stellar Union, fleet admiral and ruler de facto over the Tsirilian Imperium, former Arbiter Temporal of the Everlasting Order of Intergalactic Redemption, High Master of Orion, Lord Protector of the Democratic Protectorate of Lord Protector Bob and supreme overlord of its various colonies, grandificent leader over the Confederation, Director of United Earth, and President Eternal of the Aztec Republic.

I win.

The end.

As Local Rebel General, I have been given control of 100 divisions of GUIN troops by Armiral Shlimazel. I would like to know what that force consists of though. As ex-commander of the S7 Imperium Army. (Basically the counterpart to GUIN) S7IA has left me in control of 5 divisions consisting of a much smaller amount of troops that from GUIN (Two million ships, artillery, ground units such as shock troops) My S7 force consists of 500 ground troops, 100 shock troops, 20 Destroyer class ships, 10 carrier class ships, 20 ground troop transports, 10 Security Personel, 5 Flagships, 5 battleships, and my battleship, the Battleship Patriot. I'm sure Riddlemaster has a similar force minus the Federal stuff. I'm receiving reinforcments soon. My main base of operations is a space station similar to design to a Polaris station, but with standard S7UIA/GUIA weaponry for defenses. It has several fighter bays as well as a few docking areas for stronger ships in the event of a major invasion. This station lies in orbit of the planet where Shlimazel has his main H.Q. My main headquarters however is split into two main areas. One is neaby Shlimazel's and another is in California. Favoire method of killing would be by a sniper rifle. I would perfer a Bo staff, but that's just not practical here. Maybe if this were a medevil war, but it's not.

So, no obscenly powerful super-weapons huh? Dang, there goes my whole, fighter with diamond edged wings and a payload of bombs + a nuke gun idea. I remain on the side of Shlimazel.

Local Rebel General Isword. Our war begins anew tomorrow. Also, for the no demotions thing, it makes no real difference since Shlimazel and I are the highest placed GUIN/S7UIA members here. We technically can't be demoted except by each other, and that process would take a giant fist fight, and killing one or the other which is against the rules. Yeah, lets go and demote Shlimazel to a janitor


EDIT: I wanna change my old army division name to Sector 7. I like it better. Haha, my first emoticon.

This post has been edited by isword: 09 November 2007 - 06:49 PM

I'm scared

You should be. I don't remember if you're a Hector supporter, but being one will get you out numbered 4/1. Or you could simply choose not to participate.

Opps, double post.

This post has been edited by isword: 09 November 2007 - 06:37 PM

Shlimazel, on Nov 9 2007, 02:42 PM, said:

This looks an awful lot like it may (a) require some level of thought and (b) won't be entirely and utterly random. Thus, I wouldn't hold my breath.

-Pufer

I am Buffalo the Kid, but I prefer the name Zambito. I am a former pizza delivery boy. I now deliver mail (data cubes, paper mail, cave paintings, other). I pilot the small and insignificant ship the Zombie Burrito. I wish to become a courier for the avians.