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#1 moonunit4eva

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Posted 15 March 2003 - 03:39 PM

I think we should reinstate this topic.

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#2 moonunit4eva

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Posted 15 March 2003 - 03:42 PM

What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?

One's a dollar fifty and the other's under a buck!

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#3 forge

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Posted 15 March 2003 - 04:54 PM

Can we castrate this one? Please?

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Posted 15 March 2003 - 05:43 PM

You have my full support. Though that might not mean anything...

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Posted 17 March 2003 - 07:37 AM

What's 1+1?
A: 2.

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#6 Avatara

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Posted 17 March 2003 - 01:22 PM

How...fitting...

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Posted 17 March 2003 - 02:23 PM

Clearly, not the time and place.

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Posted 18 March 2003 - 08:47 PM

Quote

Originally posted by Avatara:
How...fitting...

Pipe-fitting.

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Posted 19 March 2003 - 12:28 AM

Avatara, how goes it? It's cotton mizause.

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Posted 19 March 2003 - 12:54 AM

It goes well, mostly.

Haven't seen you around for quite some time. What have you been up to?

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Posted 19 March 2003 - 01:09 AM

Quote

Originally posted by Avatara:
It goes well, mostly.

Haven't seen you around for quite some time. What have you been up to?

I've been banned. Andrew didn't unban my account, but I guess he's letting me be here with this alt-nick.

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Posted 19 March 2003 - 08:35 AM

[url="http://"http://www.sfigatto.com/mp3_9/Starwars%20-%20Imperial%20march.mp3"]I AM INVINCIBLE!!!!![/url]

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Posted 19 March 2003 - 02:02 PM

Quote

Originally posted by feedback:
It's cotton mizause.

What????

Quote

Originally posted by Joveia
I AM INVINCIBLE!!!!!

Don't. Do. That.

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Posted 19 March 2003 - 02:30 PM

Quote

Originally posted by The Journalist:
What????

Quote
Originally posted by Joveia
I AM INVINCIBLE!!!!!

Don't. Do. That.

Christ, wigger, Cotton Mouse.

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Posted 19 March 2003 - 02:31 PM

You scare me.

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#16 Avatara

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Posted 19 March 2003 - 02:31 PM

The word "mouse" was censored for a while there, I guess andrew finally unblocked it.

C-himp is still blocked though.

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Posted 19 March 2003 - 02:36 PM

That does not need a reply. I will make one anyway, for lack of something better.

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Posted 19 March 2003 - 03:06 PM

Quote

Originally posted by Avatara:
The word "mouse" was censored for a while there, I guess andrew finally unblocked it.

C-himp is still blocked though.

"Mouse" was banned? That's pretty lame.

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Posted 19 March 2003 - 05:03 PM

Partly it was because Mouse caused a lot of trouble around the time you got banned. Since both of you had 'mouse' in your names, and andrew thought you both incredibly annoying at the time, he censored the word 'mouse.' Though I think it was more due to Mouse than Cotton Mouse.

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#20 dude3

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Posted 19 March 2003 - 05:56 PM

Quote

Originally posted by forge:
Can we castrate this one? Please?

This one's actually a chick, but okay.

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#21 moonunit4eva

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Posted 19 March 2003 - 06:27 PM

Thanks dude3 for clarifying that! But....as I've told you before...girls are a hell of a lot more than your derogative term "chick" I'm going to OFFICIALLY call you a rooster from now on..rooster

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Posted 19 March 2003 - 06:30 PM

Quote

Originally posted by dude3:
This one's actually a chick, but okay.

Hrm, really? Ok clitoridectomy it is then.

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#23 dude3

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Posted 19 March 2003 - 06:30 PM

It's not derogative unless you make it that way.

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