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#26 moonunit4eva

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Posted 19 March 2003 - 06:38 PM

I dont' think you would.....therefore it is derogitory...ALL OUT...so how exactly would you castrate a subject?

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Posted 19 March 2003 - 06:41 PM

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Originally posted by moonunit4eva:
I dont' think you would.....therefore it is derogitory...ALL OUT...so how exactly would you castrate a subject?

Personally I'd either use a burdizzo or an elastrator. In your case though it's not applicable, so I think a ritualized clitoridectomy will have to do in it's stead.

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#28 moonunit4eva

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Posted 19 March 2003 - 06:45 PM

Interesting theories....but....nope...not working for me! Sorry

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Posted 19 March 2003 - 06:48 PM

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Interesting theories....but....nope...not working for me! Sorry

These aren't theories, clitordectomies and castrations via the aforementioned methods actually happen. Besides, how do you know you won't like it?

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#30 moonunit4eva

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Posted 19 March 2003 - 06:51 PM

Well I don't know....but I'm afraid of needles...those are little pricks....this stuff's gotta be a lot worse don't you think? And no....I'm not going to cali to get crack for my glaucoma dude3!

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Posted 19 March 2003 - 06:53 PM

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Originally posted by moonunit4eva:
Well I don't know....but I'm afraid of needles...those are little pricks....this stuff's gotta be a lot worse don't you think? And no....I'm not going to cali to get crack for my glaucoma dude3!

Don't worry, I'll be more than happy to do it myself. I've even be nice enough to use some Xylocaine to numb everything up first. Posted Image

Ain't I a sweetie?

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#32 moonunit4eva

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Posted 19 March 2003 - 07:10 PM

WOW! how sensitive and kind of you you wonderfully kind and sensitive rooster.

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#33 moonunit4eva

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Posted 19 March 2003 - 07:15 PM

I don't understand how we can be going to war at a time like this.

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Posted 19 March 2003 - 07:28 PM

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WOW! how sensitive and kind of you you wonderfully kind and sensitive rooster.

There's actually a person on the forums known as rooster, I'd rather you not associate me with him if that's ok with you. Besides, dude3 is the only person who has actually called you anything you've deemed derogatory.

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#35 moonunit4eva

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Posted 19 March 2003 - 07:30 PM

HAHA.....true enough I guess. Do you even know who dude3 is? This guy needs insults from everyone..that's a bit off the subject..but still....he does.

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#36 moonunit4eva

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Posted 19 March 2003 - 07:35 PM

Someone's name is rooster? I guess they deserved that one...especially if they called innocent, perfect, sweet girls like me chicks....haha...rooster!

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Posted 19 March 2003 - 07:44 PM

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innocent, perfect, sweet girls

The oxymoron sensors are off the charts, Captain...

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Posted 19 March 2003 - 07:55 PM

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The oxymoron sensors are off the charts, Captain...

Don't say that! It could be derogatory!

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Posted 19 March 2003 - 08:35 PM

Since when is chick a derogatory term?

Somebody lock this, before it turns into a flame war.

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Posted 19 March 2003 - 09:19 PM

If you're going to lock this, at least let me give you a reason to lock it, you f*cking human typos. Posted Image

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Posted 19 March 2003 - 09:38 PM

Interesting to see so many posts. But none of the topics on this board are even remotely worth talking about.

Compare trash talk to bnb, there's only **** here.

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Posted 20 March 2003 - 01:07 AM

You're right; the differnce is the amount of ****.

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Posted 20 March 2003 - 01:55 PM

...but very fluffy **** at that.

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Posted 20 March 2003 - 02:42 PM

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But none of the topics on this board are even remotely worth talking about.

I wish you hadn['t said that.

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Posted 20 March 2003 - 03:02 PM

Its true, they're just good for the padded insides.

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Posted 20 March 2003 - 04:21 PM

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Originally posted by Joveia:
Interesting to see so many posts. But none of the topics on this board are even remotely worth talking about.

Compare trash talk to bnb, there's only **** here.

Thank god this is the internet so your opinion doesn't matter.

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#47 moonunit4eva

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Posted 20 March 2003 - 06:12 PM

I don't understand.....if we're talking like we're enjoying something, how is it a bad thing?

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Posted 20 March 2003 - 08:40 PM

Word to the wise: Trying to understand Joveia is bad for uyour health.

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#49 moonunit4eva

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Posted 20 March 2003 - 10:13 PM

Thanks...I'll keep that in mind..

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Posted 21 March 2003 - 01:42 AM

Understanding Joveia is simple. Understanding the underlying double meaning he always implies is difficult.

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