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Stupid joke of the day

#51 User is offline   moonunit4eva 

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Posted 21 March 2003 - 08:06 PM

Ahhh....I see, You'd also kind of need to need to know the guy too. That'd help.

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Posted 21 March 2003 - 10:19 PM

How on earth did this get 51 replies?

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Posted 22 March 2003 - 12:07 AM

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Originally posted by Avatara:
How on earth did this get 51 replies?



Well, a long, long time ago (sort of) in a county far, far away (in New York) a company named Ambrosia Software released a computer game by the name of "Ares." The powers that be at the afore mentioned god of a company deemed it appropriate to create various web forums devoted to the existance of their "Ares" game, one of which turned out to be the "Ares Trash Talk" forum. This forum came to be frequented by a small but elite group of individuals located about the globe at random intervals, whose powers revolved around the fact that they had too much time on their hands. As time went on the regulars on the previously mentioned board dwindled. This was truly a strife of Biblical preportions, but then came a glimmer of hope (a glimpse of sky beyond the clouds, if you will), during this time of Trash Talkian strife a young lady by the name of moonunit4eva joined and helped the cause by creating a topic that revived an already living topic. Granted this was rather odd, but it was prudent. Upon viewing this topic a motley group of ragtag board members, led by a mysterious bald man with a limp, came upon the topic and saw fit to post multiple totally unrelated comments and stupid stories about how this topic came to have so many posts, both sending the topic into the stratosphere along with saving Ares Trash Talk once again!
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Posted 22 March 2003 - 01:00 AM

Speaking of individuals with too much time on their hands...

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Posted 22 March 2003 - 01:05 AM

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Originally posted by feedback:
Thank god this is the internet so your opinion doesn't matter.



Unlike what? Real life? I'm afraid it does, and in the long run, is a billion times more important than _yours_.

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Posted 22 March 2003 - 01:57 AM

So, who's the bald guy with a stick? Angel?

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Posted 22 March 2003 - 01:34 PM

I think I missed something.

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Posted 22 March 2003 - 01:56 PM

I wouldn't doubt it.

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Posted 22 March 2003 - 01:57 PM

Posted Image Stop that.

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Posted 22 March 2003 - 02:00 PM

Posted Image No.

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Posted 22 March 2003 - 02:09 PM

Fine. Be a troll. Or something.

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Posted 22 March 2003 - 05:20 PM

Be a troll? What kind of an insult was that?!

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Posted 22 March 2003 - 06:34 PM

What kind of an insult is "you're a rooster"?

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Posted 22 March 2003 - 08:11 PM

A very bad one.

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Posted 22 March 2003 - 09:41 PM

I'm telling you! Rooster isn't an insult, just a slang term for a guy.....do I really need to explain this again?

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Posted 22 March 2003 - 09:49 PM

Shut up.

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Posted 22 March 2003 - 10:04 PM

Don't make me explain that philosophy again too.

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Posted 23 March 2003 - 01:16 AM

Yes, calling someone a rooster is grounds for a whole new philosophy. I saw that one coming.

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Posted 23 March 2003 - 11:08 AM

explain.........

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Posted 23 March 2003 - 03:43 PM

What if I refuse?

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Posted 23 March 2003 - 04:06 PM

I don't know...I'll haunt you. muuuahahaha *shrugs*

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Posted 23 March 2003 - 04:07 PM

Then I'll have to haunt you. muaaaaahahahaha *shrugs*

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Posted 23 March 2003 - 04:08 PM

You couldn't possibly frighten me.

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Posted 23 March 2003 - 04:23 PM

I could probably.

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Posted 24 March 2003 - 09:23 AM

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