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Then Carnotaur reminds Mag Steeleglass that the Glob did not respawn, but it mutated. The glob then attacks Mag Steeleglass along with the help of Evil Lizard. However, Mag Steeleglass pulls out a plasma blaster and blasts the Evil Lizards head into a blob of jelly.

Then, Carnotaur and Mag Steeleglass use Radiation Throwers to de-mutate the glob so it is much more vulnerable.

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Mag Steelglass did not remind the Carnotaur the the glob cannot respawn, Mag Steelglass reminded the Carnotaur that the Carnotaur cannot respawn...

The lizard blows the evil lizard away. Og, Gu, and the evil lizard respawn. They form a group to go take out the chipmunks.

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"I am the supreme dictator of the universe, it's just that nobody knows about it yet."
"Never do today what you can put off until tomorrow."

Carnotaur reminds Mag Steeleglass that the Glob did not respawn, and then promptly turns the evil glob to sour cream with a dozen nukes.

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The philosopher squad destroys the glob, and any other globs still in existance. They then join up with the lizard, the evil lizard, Og, and Gu, and prepare to battle the chipmunks.

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"I am the supreme dictator of the universe, it's just that nobody knows about it yet."
"Never do today what you can put off until tomorrow."

Except for the Main Glob who guards Carnotaur himself.

Then the Chipmunks go off and capture Madrid. Carnotaur's army responds by nuking Madrid, and forcing the Chipmunks away from the city.

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Carnotaur remembers that he has been killed and put into a condition where he can't ever ever ever respawn, and poofs into nonexistance. The lizard snipes the last glob, and Carnotaur's army commits suicide. The Road uses resedit to completely delete Carnotaur, and he is lost from the universe's memory. The Road then gets the Supreme Court to pass an ammendment making Carnotaur's army illegal. If they respawn, they will immediately die again. The Road allies with the Philosopher squad, the lizards, and the cavemen, and they begin assaulting the nuked city of Madrid.

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"I am the supreme dictator of the universe, it's just that nobody knows about it yet."
"Never do today what you can put off until tomorrow."

But Carnotaur had locked his res-edit file, and thus he could not be deleted, EVER! (bwa ha ha to Mag Steeleglass) Then, Carnotaur tells Mag Steeleglass that he didn't die, and goes off to nuke Madrid and the surrounding area again, killing off The Road allies with most of the Philosopher squad, most of the lizards, and most of the cavemen.

Then Carnotaur goes off and nukes the rule that he cannot have his own army and reminds the galaxy of his existance.

Then Carnotaur clones himself 1,000 times and sends his clones in fighters off into the galaxy where they can be safe forever from the clutches of Earth.

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Millennium. Its coming, prepare for it.
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Due to the laws of physics, Carnotaur couldn't have gotten his army together, cloned himself, or nuked anywhere, because he had no means of respawning. Carnotaur once again poofs into non existance. A few of the chipmunks chuck a couple rocks at the Anti-Chipmunk Movement, or ACM, made up of the lizards, the cavemen, the road, and the philosopher squad.

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"I am the supreme dictator of the universe, it's just that nobody knows about it yet."
"Never do today what you can put off until tomorrow."

The universe spotaneously and immediately implodes for absolutely no reason.

Two seconds later, the universe is back, and all that dumb sh*t never happened.

The evil lizard and Gu meet up, and both begin to march on San Francisco.

Og and the true lizard also meet up, and try to head them off....

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"What is luck? It is probability taken personally...it is bad math."
--Penn and Teller

The supreme court rules that gravity is unconstitutional, but reverses its decision when they can't stay in their seats.

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Ne Cede Malis Sed Contra Audientor Ito

Carnotaur then realizes he did NOT poof into non-existence, and then goes off to nuke the chipmunks, the ACM, the lizards, the cavemen, the road, and the philosopher squad, killing them all.

Carnotaur then goes to the Supreme Court and makes it a rule that Carnotaur can never poof into non-existence. Then Carnotaur tells Mag Steeleglass that he cloned himself, and that's how he respawned, and that he does not have an army, yet.

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The Supreme Court revokes the rule, and rules that the Carnotaur, the Carnotaur respawning, the Carnotaur's army, and the Carnotaur's army respawning are all unconstitutional. The Carnotaur and his army poofs into non-existance. Then the Senate passes a bill that makes the Supreme Court respawning illegal and punishable by having eggs respawned in their vicinity, instantly telefragging them. Some Iraqi terrorist set of a nuke and completely destroy the Supreme Court. Meanwhile, the Road hacks into the Carnotaur's ResEdit file and unlocks it. The Road then deletes the Carnotaur's RSPN (respawn) resources. The Carnotaur no longer has the ability to respawn, even if he wanted to. The Road also transfers the Carnotaur's ResEdit file onto a Windows machine, and the file gets corrupted to the point where it becomes completely unusable. All other copies of the file suddenly dissapear. The Road also frags an egg, and sets up a Mac to be ready to respawn the egg in the Carnotaur's vicinity if the Carnotaur ever respawns, thus telefragging both the egg and the Carnotaur, and then do it again indefinately if and whenever the Carnotaur respawns. The Road then opens up the ResEdit file for the Universe, and edits the PSCS (physics) resources to make the Carnotaur's very existance physically impossible.

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"I am the supreme dictator of the universe, it's just that nobody knows about it yet."
"Never do today what you can put off until tomorrow."

Bush vetos the bill about the supreme court not respawning. They respawn, and the first things they do are declare Bush, The Constitution, Windoze and the supreme court unconstitutional. These four items/people/groups are quickly gotten rid of.

[off topic] Anyone else feel the Seattle earthquake? it was a 6.8[/off topic]

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C:WINDOW$ C:WINDOW$GO C:PCCRAWL

I've just about had it. I simply cannot post without Mag Steeleglass trying to kill me, so I might just leave this thread. Mag Steeleglass has made it totally unberable, annoying, and frustrating. He obviously cannot be nice to me.

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Millennium. Its coming, prepare for it.
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[Hey, Darkk had you killed off a long time ago, and I was just trying to keep that going. Sorry.]

Suddenly, the Carnotaur comes up with an evil plan. He manages to break the laws of physics and spawns a glob in the desert. He then manages to get it in the shape of the Carnotaur, but only a foot in height. He then transfers his concious into the glob, and goes off to get a weapon to hunt down the lizard with.

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"I am the supreme dictator of the universe, it's just that nobody knows about it yet."
"Never do today what you can put off until tomorrow."

Ahhh... Now I see. I didn't notice that post. Okay, so now why does Darkk not like me?

Anyway....

The Carnotaur Glob then goes off a steals three nuclear reactors, and shrinks them down to the size of apples. Then he builds them into a gun which has three barrels and can fire radiation energy pulses, and goes off to the kid that stole his essence and blasts him into little tiny pieces.

Then the Carnotaur glob steals and shrinks another nuclear reactor and turns it into a shield, and goes off in search of the lizard.

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Millennium. Its coming, prepare for it.
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[This message has been edited by Captain Carnotaur (edited 03-01-2001).]

Unfortunately, the American Literary Council declares Carnotaur's previous post far too repetitive, and send the Correct English Police (CEP) to arrest him.

Several hours, three colons, five periods, ten commas, and one quote later, Carnotaur sits in a jail cell made of hardbound classics, such as Moby **** , and The Red Badge of Courage, unable to get out.

He gets an idea, and sets fire to the books. This, however, causes him to burn along with the books, and Carnotaur respawns inside a slightly different book cell. This happens several times before Carnotaur realizes that he'll just have to wait out his sentence (no pun intended) and get out of jail the legal way.

Oddly enough, Carnotaur's sentence was to write two posts using the best prose, grammar, sentence structure, and spelling he can.

Meanwhile, the two lizards having a grand old time blowing each other's heads off.


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"What is luck? It is probability taken personally...it is bad math."
--Penn and Teller

The Carnotaur then goes off and edits his first post, getting rid of the repetiveness, and proceeds to write another post with good sentence structure.

Meanwhile, another glob forms out of the Sahara Desert, then nukes Cairo, and goes in search of Carnotaur. After the Glob realizes that Carnotaur is in jail, it goes to Idiot Box and bonks him on the head. Following this, it eats three tons of nuclear waste and sludge, making it mutant and highly dangerous.

Remembering the great army that Carnotaur (the mod that can lower Your Karma Idiot box Just joking) once had, the glob goes to Komodo Island and recruits a large army of Komod Dragons.

The army of Komodo Dragons and the Glob then wait for Carnotaur's sentence to end now that he has fixed one post and made another post.

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Hearing gun blasts, the Glob eats some more radiation sludge and waste, and goes off to eat both lizards. Even though the lizards try to fight back and kill the Glob, their weapons are useless and soon they are both inside the glob's stomache. Following this, the glob eats some more radiation waste, and goes to sleep in the middle of the Komodo Dragon army.

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Millennium. Its coming, prepare for it.
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The glob also known as the Carnotaur then reverts out of its daydream, and once again finds itself in prison, with one more grammatically correct post to go...

The lizards keep sniping each other.

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"I am the supreme dictator of the universe, it's just that nobody knows about it yet."
"Never do today what you can put off until tomorrow."

I roll like a tumbleweed across the screen…

[sound] brrrzhrrrrweee [/sound]

Captain Kirk, Spock, and Dr. Mcoy beam into existence on the road, wearing vividly colored and tight shirts. I roll like a tumbleweed and stop at the feet of Spock.

"Fascinating." Utters Spock.

Mag Steeleglass, I already made 2 grammaratically correct posts.

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Millennium. Its coming, prepare for it.
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Sorry, didn't notice that.

*The glob leaves the prison, having more than adequately served his sentence.*

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"I am the supreme dictator of the universe, it's just that nobody knows about it yet."
"Never do today what you can put off until tomorrow."

Carnotaur (a glob), after leaving the prison, meets up with the other glob and his new army. However, Carnotaur leaves the other glob and the Komodo Dragon army, goes over to Mag Steeleglass, and hands him a chocolate bar. Then he goes back to his army.

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To Escape Velocity: Nova and Beyond!
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Millennium. Its coming, prepare for it.
Coming to the [url="http://"http://www.ambrosiaSW.com/games/ev/chronicles.html"]EV Chronicles[/url].