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A mind control field? Why do you drinkgreenyblue say that?" *Frowns.* Okay, this thing looks pretty well-armored; I doubt my blade could do much. What do you fellas have in the way of anti-walrus weaponry?
*The walrus droid slowly moves closer, a greeny-blue flicker in its eyes.*
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Posted 10 September 2005 - 10:11 AM
*sees Taeskor back*
There you are.
*checks weapon inventory*
I have an anti-walrus missile launcher. Will that work?
There you are.
*checks weapon inventory*
I have an anti-walrus missile launcher. Will that work?
At last he came to a door, with these words in glowing emeralds: THE END OF THE WORLD. He did not hesitate. He opened the door and stepped through.
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Posted 12 September 2005 - 11:08 AM
No,
said the munchkin sized holoplot,
Remember the Omni-shielding, stops anything anti-walrus.
You need to apply sideways thinking...
Hm, it's targeting the holo-message, interference.....
phfssssssst!
The helpful holoproj of LCA vanished in a puff of interference,
Only the Walruss 4.5.1 remained
said the munchkin sized holoplot,
Remember the Omni-shielding, stops anything anti-walrus.
You need to apply sideways thinking...
Hm, it's targeting the holo-message, interference.....
phfssssssst!
The helpful holoproj of LCA vanished in a puff of interference,
Only the Walruss 4.5.1 remained
Oh, so it is another bug hunt then...
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Posted 12 September 2005 - 12:38 PM
*takes out anti-universe bomb*
*arms it*
*runs*
*arms it*
*runs*
At last he came to a door, with these words in glowing emeralds: THE END OF THE WORLD. He did not hesitate. He opened the door and stepped through.
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Posted 14 September 2005 - 01:08 PM
*Offers the Walrus some yummy Walrus Android Chow. The Walrus lowers its omni-shielding in order to grab at it, at which point Cicion picks up the anti-universe bomb and throws it with great speed at the Walrus's feet. The Walrus turns its shielding back on... an instant too late, enclosing the bomb inside of it. The bomb goes off, and the explosion is entirely contained inside the shield.* Ouch. Okay, everyone, let's get moving before more come after us!
-Traek Cicion, barkeep extraordinaire
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Posted 15 September 2005 - 03:41 AM
The Holoproj of Lord Cmdr Anic pops back into existence, twenty metres tall filling the room in its greyeybluness..., and then, after an instant slurps back to a more harmless looking munchkin size.
"What?! Oh, there you are.
Oh, you survived. Oh well done."
Sips GreenyBlue Cocktail
"The bar's fine by the way, though the cleaning droids appear to have been watching too much TV and have formed a trade union and gone on strike for more oil..."
"What?! Oh, there you are.
Oh, you survived. Oh well done."
Sips GreenyBlue Cocktail
"The bar's fine by the way, though the cleaning droids appear to have been watching too much TV and have formed a trade union and gone on strike for more oil..."
Oh, so it is another bug hunt then...
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Posted 15 September 2005 - 05:06 PM
"Thats not too bad, I like the smell of space dust." *sneezes violently*
"Ok so maybe I don't like it all that much"
Skyfox opens up a huge keg of BlueyGreen®©™ and dives in, muttering something about the end of the world.
"Ok so maybe I don't like it all that much"
Skyfox opens up a huge keg of BlueyGreen®©™ and dives in, muttering something about the end of the world.
"Not even time to finish my cake?"
NO. THERE IS NO MORE TIME, EVEN FOR CAKE. FOR YOU, THE CAKE IS OVER. YOU HAVE REACHED THE END OF CAKE.
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NO. THERE IS NO MORE TIME, EVEN FOR CAKE. FOR YOU, THE CAKE IS OVER. YOU HAVE REACHED THE END OF CAKE.
- Terry Pratchett, Night Watch
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Posted 16 September 2005 - 07:22 PM
"Er..."
holoproj pauses to sip Frosted GreenyBlue®©™
"...you'd better watch yourself there. That's raw BlueyGreen®©™, the unrefined stuff. Glows in the dark and other such things. It's lethal to most life forms, well to most things come to think of it. Tastes good though.
It's what is fed to the Thirtytonmeggaelephants...
Funny that, wonder what a keg of it is doing up here."
Looks as thoughtful as a 10cm holographic projection can.
.
sips drink again
"Um, one of you guys better pull the Fox out of there, he's starting to disolve."
holoproj pauses to sip Frosted GreenyBlue®©™
"...you'd better watch yourself there. That's raw BlueyGreen®©™, the unrefined stuff. Glows in the dark and other such things. It's lethal to most life forms, well to most things come to think of it. Tastes good though.
It's what is fed to the Thirtytonmeggaelephants...
Funny that, wonder what a keg of it is doing up here."
Looks as thoughtful as a 10cm holographic projection can.
.
sips drink again
"Um, one of you guys better pull the Fox out of there, he's starting to disolve."
Oh, so it is another bug hunt then...
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Posted 19 September 2005 - 12:50 PM
*pulls Fox out of BlueyGreen as he begins to dissolve*
Hey, watch it!
Hey, watch it!
At last he came to a door, with these words in glowing emeralds: THE END OF THE WORLD. He did not hesitate. He opened the door and stepped through.
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Posted 01 October 2005 - 07:22 PM
*undissolves*
"Where was I"
"Oh yeah, right here." *sits back down in the same seat he has sat in for the past few years*
"Where was I"
"Oh yeah, right here." *sits back down in the same seat he has sat in for the past few years*
"Not even time to finish my cake?"
NO. THERE IS NO MORE TIME, EVEN FOR CAKE. FOR YOU, THE CAKE IS OVER. YOU HAVE REACHED THE END OF CAKE.
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NO. THERE IS NO MORE TIME, EVEN FOR CAKE. FOR YOU, THE CAKE IS OVER. YOU HAVE REACHED THE END OF CAKE.
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Posted 06 October 2005 - 06:22 PM
Meanwhile....
in the bar,
one of the service droids goes offline after mysteriously disolving in a greenyblue pool of greenyblue greenyblueness that it encountered in one of the rat burrows under the floor.....
in the bar,
one of the service droids goes offline after mysteriously disolving in a greenyblue pool of greenyblue greenyblueness that it encountered in one of the rat burrows under the floor.....
Oh, so it is another bug hunt then...
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Posted 08 November 2005 - 10:21 AM
Mack sits in the bar, watching tumbleweeds go by.
"All is lost, lost is all, who can stumble while we fall?"
"All is lost, lost is all, who can stumble while we fall?"
At last he came to a door, with these words in glowing emeralds: THE END OF THE WORLD. He did not hesitate. He opened the door and stepped through.
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Posted 08 November 2005 - 06:37 PM
Hmm...
slides an already cooled down Frosted GreenyBlue®©™ along the bar to Mack
... I'd just about given up on you guys, lost in that ship for weeks since it re-jammed my holo-thingy. Three squads of Bardroids went in to look for their leader sometime back, but they just disappeared too - ship ate them I think. No worries though, bar makes new ones as it needs them.
Um...,
looks around
...er where the guys? Don't tell me the GreenyBlue®©™ ship got them!
slides an already cooled down Frosted GreenyBlue®©™ along the bar to Mack
... I'd just about given up on you guys, lost in that ship for weeks since it re-jammed my holo-thingy. Three squads of Bardroids went in to look for their leader sometime back, but they just disappeared too - ship ate them I think. No worries though, bar makes new ones as it needs them.
Um...,
looks around
...er where the guys? Don't tell me the GreenyBlue®©™ ship got them!
Oh, so it is another bug hunt then...
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Posted 11 November 2005 - 11:24 AM
OOC: College tends to pull you away from stuff like this when you choose to put as much in your schedule as I have. But I managed to visit now, at least!
*Explosions rock the GreenyBlue ship, and a side portal breaks as Cicion dives out of it, a firey plume following close behind. He rolls on the floor and comes to a stop a few yards away from his landing spot, catching his breath. His clothes are torn and singed, and his face is cut and bruised.
He walks, slowly, back from the docking bay into the main bar room. He goes behind the bar and pours himself a very large, very strong drink.*
Wow, was that an experience. Those CybOrangutans and Omega Ratboars really pack a wallop. But the adventure was not without profit. *Removes a tiny vial from his hip pocket.* This is a sample of highly concentrated GreenyBlue Phase 5, the next stage of the beverage that will not be commercially released for another five years! I'll be able to do some work on this and start coming up with all kinds of new drinks.
*Looks around the messy bar, and summons servdroids to clean up, as usual.*
So, how is everyone?
*Explosions rock the GreenyBlue ship, and a side portal breaks as Cicion dives out of it, a firey plume following close behind. He rolls on the floor and comes to a stop a few yards away from his landing spot, catching his breath. His clothes are torn and singed, and his face is cut and bruised.
He walks, slowly, back from the docking bay into the main bar room. He goes behind the bar and pours himself a very large, very strong drink.*
Wow, was that an experience. Those CybOrangutans and Omega Ratboars really pack a wallop. But the adventure was not without profit. *Removes a tiny vial from his hip pocket.* This is a sample of highly concentrated GreenyBlue Phase 5, the next stage of the beverage that will not be commercially released for another five years! I'll be able to do some work on this and start coming up with all kinds of new drinks.
*Looks around the messy bar, and summons servdroids to clean up, as usual.*
So, how is everyone?
-Traek Cicion, barkeep extraordinaire
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Posted 14 November 2005 - 01:07 PM
Wow! New drinks!
*takes sip of his GreenyBlue*
I'm not too bad. Barely managed to escape the ship with my life–some of those droids you sent in attacked me.
*takes sip of his GreenyBlue*
I'm not too bad. Barely managed to escape the ship with my life–some of those droids you sent in attacked me.
At last he came to a door, with these words in glowing emeralds: THE END OF THE WORLD. He did not hesitate. He opened the door and stepped through.
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Posted 15 November 2005 - 06:31 AM
Hm barkeep, all that education seems to be doing you good. Your head is getting larger...
*Quietly a friendly GreenyBlue shimmer envelopes the vial of GreenyBlue®©™ Phase 5 and it disappears leaving a tiny receipt in its place.
The receipt humms the GreenyBlue®©™ Tune -
"Redeemable in six years time for a case of GreenyBlue®©™ Phase 5. Have a nice life."
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Um hopefully it doesn't have a self destruct...
Oh well, glad you made it off that ship anyway, did you find anything else on board?
Strange that the droids attacked Mack, they seemed so friendly...
*Glances over to a group of droids behaving suspiciously in a far corner of the bar.
Sips drink.
*Quietly a friendly GreenyBlue shimmer envelopes the vial of GreenyBlue®©™ Phase 5 and it disappears leaving a tiny receipt in its place.
The receipt humms the GreenyBlue®©™ Tune -
"Redeemable in six years time for a case of GreenyBlue®©™ Phase 5. Have a nice life."
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Um hopefully it doesn't have a self destruct...
Oh well, glad you made it off that ship anyway, did you find anything else on board?
Strange that the droids attacked Mack, they seemed so friendly...
*Glances over to a group of droids behaving suspiciously in a far corner of the bar.
Sips drink.
Oh, so it is another bug hunt then...
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Posted 17 November 2005 - 12:17 PM
Maybe it was the patented Anti-Droid ion gun I was carrying…
*shakes head*
*shakes head*
At last he came to a door, with these words in glowing emeralds: THE END OF THE WORLD. He did not hesitate. He opened the door and stepped through.
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Posted 26 November 2005 - 11:14 AM
A utility droid wheels up, looks both ways, and explodes, releasing a hamster, which spins into a roll in midair, and lands neatly on the bar. Hamster grins, and orders a tall vase of GreenyBlue®©™.
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Posted 27 November 2005 - 05:59 PM
A heavy cruiser appears out of hyperspace and collides with the station.
A few seconds later skyfox comes through the airlock.
He looks around, slightly embarrassed. "My lifetime supply of GreenyBlue®©™ ran out. I came back to get some more."
He heads down to the GreenyBlue®©™ storage area. A loud yelp is heard and skyfox comes rushing back.
"That vending machine just attacked me!"
A few seconds later skyfox comes through the airlock.
He looks around, slightly embarrassed. "My lifetime supply of GreenyBlue®©™ ran out. I came back to get some more."
He heads down to the GreenyBlue®©™ storage area. A loud yelp is heard and skyfox comes rushing back.
"That vending machine just attacked me!"
"Not even time to finish my cake?"
NO. THERE IS NO MORE TIME, EVEN FOR CAKE. FOR YOU, THE CAKE IS OVER. YOU HAVE REACHED THE END OF CAKE.
- Terry Pratchett, Night Watch
NO. THERE IS NO MORE TIME, EVEN FOR CAKE. FOR YOU, THE CAKE IS OVER. YOU HAVE REACHED THE END OF CAKE.
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Posted 29 November 2005 - 07:02 AM
Hm, seems to be a slight problem with the droids' operating systems , they seem to be behaving strangely....
Bug of somekind perhaps
Nods to Skyfox,
Hey you want to be careful of the vending machine network around here, it's a little strange. It doesn't seem to want to ever sell anything. But the machine's sound enough once you don't try to offend it, by say crossing that orange line without having your money ready...
*points to the very faded orangish Total Exclusion Zone line extending a few metres around the Hagrabiscuit vending machine, within which were the rusting hulks of a few droids and some bones of beings of uncertain origin. A small Salrillian Scavenger Thing scuttleing across the zone shrunk to a halt and fell over, and began to disolve quietly.
SQUEAK! said the Death of Rats and leapt off the bar towards the Zone, scythe at the ready.
, they seem to be behaving strangely....Bug of somekind perhaps
Nods to Skyfox,
Hey you want to be careful of the vending machine network around here, it's a little strange. It doesn't seem to want to ever sell anything. But the machine's sound enough once you don't try to offend it, by say crossing that orange line without having your money ready...
*points to the very faded orangish Total Exclusion Zone line extending a few metres around the Hagrabiscuit vending machine, within which were the rusting hulks of a few droids and some bones of beings of uncertain origin. A small Salrillian Scavenger Thing scuttleing across the zone shrunk to a halt and fell over, and began to disolve quietly.
SQUEAK! said the Death of Rats and leapt off the bar towards the Zone, scythe at the ready.
Oh, so it is another bug hunt then...
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Posted 15 December 2005 - 01:04 AM
Hamster sits, eyes glazed, staring at a wall, a thin line of GreenyBlue®©™ dribbling down the corner of his mouth.
"Why are the marmots poking the cheese... Dang..." He mutters, inwardly.
"This stuff is bomb..."
"Why are the marmots poking the cheese... Dang..." He mutters, inwardly.
"This stuff is bomb..."
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Posted 15 December 2005 - 08:41 PM
Somone set us up the bomb?
*crawls under a table*
*crawls under a table*
"Not even time to finish my cake?"
NO. THERE IS NO MORE TIME, EVEN FOR CAKE. FOR YOU, THE CAKE IS OVER. YOU HAVE REACHED THE END OF CAKE.
- Terry Pratchett, Night Watch
NO. THERE IS NO MORE TIME, EVEN FOR CAKE. FOR YOU, THE CAKE IS OVER. YOU HAVE REACHED THE END OF CAKE.
- Terry Pratchett, Night Watch
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Posted 15 December 2005 - 09:35 PM
The dusty intercom crackles to life,
"Frog blast the vent core. Sale on aisle three. Don't feed the vending machines. Good night."
Hamster looks accusingly up at it.
"Bloody hallucinations."
"Frog blast the vent core. Sale on aisle three. Don't feed the vending machines. Good night."
Hamster looks accusingly up at it.
"Bloody hallucinations."
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Posted 31 December 2005 - 04:00 AM
Hamster gasps as slug makes a sporadic reappearance.
Hamster runs off to go do something.
Hamster runs off to go do something.
