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Holy trazer-wielding, five-legged trash cans, batman! I never thought I'd see Cicion here again!
I'll take a Crisis Cocktail, no shaking or stirring.
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Posted 05 December 2006 - 05:37 AM
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Posted 05 December 2006 - 03:58 PM
Great maker! I never thought I'd see the likes of you again either, Sarg. These absences of mine have gotten longer and longer, but it's my hope to stick around for at least a little while this time. Now let's see, I haven't made a Crisis Cocktail in a while...
Ah, yes. Pint of stout, two shots of Irish whiskey and a shot of absynthe, with a grenade in it.
*The droids start clearing out the skeletons of former patrons and dusting the tables off. Lights come back on.*
Ah, yes. Pint of stout, two shots of Irish whiskey and a shot of absynthe, with a grenade in it.
*The droids start clearing out the skeletons of former patrons and dusting the tables off. Lights come back on.*
-Traek Cicion, barkeep extraordinaire
"PS: If nothing's working around here, it's because I'm laughing so hard."
-Durandal
"PS: If nothing's working around here, it's because I'm laughing so hard."
-Durandal
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Posted 05 December 2006 - 08:06 PM
Yeah, you are a bit rusty; you forgot to pull the pin (hence the "crisis" part).
*pulls the pin, slams the drink, and throws the grenade filled glass towards a lonely corner where Darkk, Pallas and Pharris once lurked.*
*pulls the pin, slams the drink, and throws the grenade filled glass towards a lonely corner where Darkk, Pallas and Pharris once lurked.*
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Posted 07 December 2006 - 11:09 AM
*Sighs and pours himself a dram of scotch.* This always happens when someone orders a CC. Cleandroids?
*A pair of chrome-plated cleaner droids approaches the blackened, glass-covered corner of the bar and begins sweeping up glass and table fragments. A third droid starts doing the Charleston.* Hmm... Well, I suppose it's understandable that some of their programming's gone a bit wonky.
*A pair of chrome-plated cleaner droids approaches the blackened, glass-covered corner of the bar and begins sweeping up glass and table fragments. A third droid starts doing the Charleston.* Hmm... Well, I suppose it's understandable that some of their programming's gone a bit wonky.
-Traek Cicion, barkeep extraordinaire
"PS: If nothing's working around here, it's because I'm laughing so hard."
-Durandal
"PS: If nothing's working around here, it's because I'm laughing so hard."
-Durandal
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Posted 18 December 2006 - 09:52 PM
Here you are. *Fixes Anic a whatever-it-was.* Hope you enjoy... er... whatever it is. *A pair of maintenance droids begin doing the dance to Smooth Criminal.* Wow, when did all of this dance programming get into their memory? Guess it serves me right for neglecting the place.
-Traek Cicion, barkeep extraordinaire
"PS: If nothing's working around here, it's because I'm laughing so hard."
-Durandal
"PS: If nothing's working around here, it's because I'm laughing so hard."
-Durandal
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Posted 19 December 2006 - 06:25 AM
Perhaps they've been moonlighting at cabaret bar somewhere and picked up a dance virus of some kind...
At least they seem to be coping with it alright. I rekon you should reboot them with a memory flush, just to be on the safe side though.
One of the bots danced by in a Santa Claus hat...
Um, may I be the first to say "Merry Christmas", (Looks around) and possibly the last too.
At least they seem to be coping with it alright. I rekon you should reboot them with a memory flush, just to be on the safe side though.
One of the bots danced by in a Santa Claus hat...
Um, may I be the first to say "Merry Christmas", (Looks around) and possibly the last too.
Oh, so it is another bug hunt then...
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Posted 24 December 2006 - 12:37 AM
Indeed sir, merry may it be. *The droids start hanging Christmas lighting all around the bar, and one wheels in a tree from the storage room, placing it in a corner.* Well now, that's a nice touch. Nice to see they're doing their jobs and getting things done around here.
*A strand of lights suspended from the ceiling catches fire.*
Well, that figures. *Pulls the sprayer from the bar, sets it to water and aims it at the light strand.* Hey, Anic, would you unplug that thing so I can douse it without electrocuting myself?
*A strand of lights suspended from the ceiling catches fire.*
Well, that figures. *Pulls the sprayer from the bar, sets it to water and aims it at the light strand.* Hey, Anic, would you unplug that thing so I can douse it without electrocuting myself?
-Traek Cicion, barkeep extraordinaire
"PS: If nothing's working around here, it's because I'm laughing so hard."
-Durandal
"PS: If nothing's working around here, it's because I'm laughing so hard."
-Durandal
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Posted 24 December 2006 - 02:12 AM
*Mack breaks up the old guys' club*
*unplugs light strand* There you go.
*unplugs light strand* There you go.
At last he came to a door, with these words in glowing emeralds: THE END OF THE WORLD. He did not hesitate. He opened the door and stepped through.
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Posted 25 December 2006 - 03:09 PM
Hey, thanks Mack. Good to see you again. *Extinguishes the overly cheerful lights.* Merry Christmas all! Two drinks on the house for anyone who wants 'em! *Lifts a dram of bourbon in toast to the establishment.* I never imagined this place'd get any kind of attention when I started it, much less be around this long. Here's to you, me pub.
-Traek Cicion, barkeep extraordinaire
"PS: If nothing's working around here, it's because I'm laughing so hard."
-Durandal
"PS: If nothing's working around here, it's because I'm laughing so hard."
-Durandal
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Posted 30 December 2006 - 06:46 AM
Legends come as they are needed. On that note, I'll take a Crisis Cocktail and a BlueSteel Martini whilst I dominate the Oracular Net and subvert the Phylidion frontier.
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Posted 31 December 2006 - 12:54 AM
Plotting as always, Sarg. Well, we need someone to keep our counterintelligence forces sharp. You give them all the practice they need. I'll make sure none of my friends inside your space screw with too much; one must maintain an equilibrium, eh? Here are your drinks, old friend.
-Traek Cicion, barkeep extraordinaire
"PS: If nothing's working around here, it's because I'm laughing so hard."
-Durandal
"PS: If nothing's working around here, it's because I'm laughing so hard."
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Posted 02 January 2007 - 11:09 AM
What, whazzat?
Hic!
LCA wakes up and looks around.
Ah rats, slept through the whole holiday again...
Merry New Year, and I'll have a Pan Galactic Gargleblaster, and hold the slice of lemon.
Hic!
LCA wakes up and looks around.
Ah rats, slept through the whole holiday again...
Merry New Year, and I'll have a Pan Galactic Gargleblaster, and hold the slice of lemon.
Oh, so it is another bug hunt then...
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Posted 09 January 2007 - 10:36 AM
Coming up, Anic. We're fresh out of lemons anyway; the last citrus shipment was raided in transit. Hey, space pirates get space scurvy just like any other kind of pirates.
And a happy new year and so forth to all. *Maintenance and clean droids start the 'prologue' dance from West Side Story.* Wow. They're really starting to coordinate their efforts.
And a happy new year and so forth to all. *Maintenance and clean droids start the 'prologue' dance from West Side Story.* Wow. They're really starting to coordinate their efforts.
-Traek Cicion, barkeep extraordinaire
"PS: If nothing's working around here, it's because I'm laughing so hard."
-Durandal
"PS: If nothing's working around here, it's because I'm laughing so hard."
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Posted 09 January 2007 - 04:46 PM
Is this some kind of virus or AI Rampancey? They never acted like this before. Maybe they just got really bored. Oh well.
Did you get that shipment of that funky Elejeetian liqueur? I forgot how to pronounce it... you know the one that looks and behaves like mercury but is actually some kind of fermented tuber extract?
Did you get that shipment of that funky Elejeetian liqueur? I forgot how to pronounce it... you know the one that looks and behaves like mercury but is actually some kind of fermented tuber extract?
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Posted 15 January 2007 - 01:07 AM
Are you a Veteran™ then? 
*Mack sips his drink*
*Mack sips his drink*
At last he came to a door, with these words in glowing emeralds: THE END OF THE WORLD. He did not hesitate. He opened the door and stepped through.
Posted 16 January 2007 - 09:20 AM
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Posted 16 January 2007 - 05:13 PM
Here, here. This is the place for all the ol´warhorses to swap tales and compare scars.
Two rounds of your choice of beers on the house!
(That´s in honor of the fact that I am currently in Munich with my college a capella group. I may not be around on here for a while because of it, but I trust all of you to keep the place in good merriment while I´m away. I´m not a beer man myself, but I do enjoy the fact that they serve it in liter mugs here.)
Two rounds of your choice of beers on the house!
(That´s in honor of the fact that I am currently in Munich with my college a capella group. I may not be around on here for a while because of it, but I trust all of you to keep the place in good merriment while I´m away. I´m not a beer man myself, but I do enjoy the fact that they serve it in liter mugs here.)
-Traek Cicion, barkeep extraordinaire
"PS: If nothing's working around here, it's because I'm laughing so hard."
-Durandal
"PS: If nothing's working around here, it's because I'm laughing so hard."
-Durandal
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Posted 09 February 2007 - 05:06 AM
... the music stops, and all attention turns to the newcommer...
"The bathroom, er yea...,
second on the left on the right.
And watch out for the cleaning bots on the way, they're in foul humour since they lost that skirmish with the rats...
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Sure is a nice bath in there,
fully automated and platinum plated, so they say."
... the music restarts amidst s######ing from some of the patrons.
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"But then no one's ever returned from the bathroom, so who knows"
"The bathroom, er yea...,
second on the left on the right.
And watch out for the cleaning bots on the way, they're in foul humour since they lost that skirmish with the rats...
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Sure is a nice bath in there,
fully automated and platinum plated, so they say."
... the music restarts amidst s######ing from some of the patrons.
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"But then no one's ever returned from the bathroom, so who knows"
Oh, so it is another bug hunt then...
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Posted 11 February 2007 - 05:16 PM
"On second thought I think I'll hold it until I get to the military base on Mars. I have a shipment that needs to get there in any case. Do you people happen to have a can of Dr. Pepper somewhere around here?"
