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*Drinks a root beer flavored Greenyblue®©™*
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Posted 13 June 2005 - 09:39 PM
*clones DE so he can stop by here more often*
At last he came to a door, with these words in glowing emeralds: THE END OF THE WORLD. He did not hesitate. He opened the door and stepped through.
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Posted 20 June 2005 - 11:25 AM
Hmm, sensors say there's a derelict GreenyBlue transport floating not far from the bar. I should send my servdroids to check it out.
I've been needing to restock that stuff...
Anyone need another round?
I've been needing to restock that stuff...
Anyone need another round?
-Traek Cicion, barkeep extraordinaire
"PS: If nothing's working around here, it's because I'm laughing so hard."
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"PS: If nothing's working around here, it's because I'm laughing so hard."
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Posted 20 June 2005 - 02:43 PM
Hm, yes..., that'll be Transport 305, it will bw doing the perilous ghost run a few decades from now when it'll mysteriously fall into IX-5709, a black hole. I always wondered where it was going to fetch up. Considering that the GreenyStuff®©™ in it hasn't yet been manufactured, I'd say that it qualifies as salvage...
Nods to the multiplying hordes of strangely zombie like DE clones that have begun to fill the bar.
...you could test some of it on them
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I'll have a vodka and root beer please while I'm at it.
Nods to the multiplying hordes of strangely zombie like DE clones that have begun to fill the bar.
...you could test some of it on them
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I'll have a vodka and root beer please while I'm at it.
Oh, so it is another bug hunt then...
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Posted 20 June 2005 - 03:32 PM
*Serves Anic his drink, and watches as his droids reel the transport into the Bar's main docking bay.*
-Traek Cicion, barkeep extraordinaire
"PS: If nothing's working around here, it's because I'm laughing so hard."
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"PS: If nothing's working around here, it's because I'm laughing so hard."
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Posted 21 June 2005 - 02:21 AM
Walks into the main docking bay, gets crunched into a bleeding smear by transport.
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Posted 24 June 2005 - 04:50 PM
Drinks a root beer.
At last he came to a door, with these words in glowing emeralds: THE END OF THE WORLD. He did not hesitate. He opened the door and stepped through.
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Posted 08 July 2005 - 10:58 AM
Okay, the transport's been pulled in and secured. Who wants to come check it out with me?
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"PS: If nothing's working around here, it's because I'm laughing so hard."
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"PS: If nothing's working around here, it's because I'm laughing so hard."
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Posted 08 July 2005 - 11:27 AM
*volunteers*
I have custom-made body armor and a pellet gun.
I have custom-made body armor and a pellet gun.
At last he came to a door, with these words in glowing emeralds: THE END OF THE WORLD. He did not hesitate. He opened the door and stepped through.
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Posted 12 July 2005 - 06:45 AM
Hm...,
Takes a sip of the rapidly warming GreenyBlue®©™ n Rootbeer
... I think I'll just stand here and watch.
Transport will be full of the usual ACME booby traps and anti-intruder devices, not to mention the very temperamental auto destruct system.
Do be careful
Takes a sip of the rapidly warming GreenyBlue®©™ n Rootbeer
... I think I'll just stand here and watch.
Transport will be full of the usual ACME booby traps and anti-intruder devices, not to mention the very temperamental auto destruct system.
Do be careful
Oh, so it is another bug hunt then...
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Posted 19 July 2005 - 11:53 AM
Looks like it's just you and me, Mack. *Secures daggers in their wrist-sheathes, and straightens cloak.* Anic, you're in charge of the bar while we're down there. Off we go!
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"PS: If nothing's working around here, it's because I'm laughing so hard."
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Posted 23 July 2005 - 12:01 AM
Respawns and waits at the transport to join the two adventurers in the exploration therein. Readies battle-peanuts.
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Posted 25 July 2005 - 09:45 AM
Good day, hamster. It'll be good to have a third companion to watch our backs. Are both of you ready? I'll take point.
*Attaches an automated fusion cutter to the main hatch of the transport and stands back.*
*Attaches an automated fusion cutter to the main hatch of the transport and stands back.*
-Traek Cicion, barkeep extraordinaire
"PS: If nothing's working around here, it's because I'm laughing so hard."
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"PS: If nothing's working around here, it's because I'm laughing so hard."
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Posted 25 July 2005 - 09:59 AM
*holds Pellet gun*
*holds breath*
*keels over from holding breath too long*
*gets back up*
I'm ready whenever you are, TC.
*holds breath*
*keels over from holding breath too long*
*gets back up*
I'm ready whenever you are, TC.
At last he came to a door, with these words in glowing emeralds: THE END OF THE WORLD. He did not hesitate. He opened the door and stepped through.
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Posted 25 July 2005 - 01:40 PM
*The door falls outward with a dull thud. Moves cautiously into the ship's central corridor, a brightly-lit, multi-faceted hallway with various doors and devices. Motions for the others to follow.*
Mack, check out that duck-shaped console in the near corner. It might let us access some of the ship's internal systems.
Mack, check out that duck-shaped console in the near corner. It might let us access some of the ship's internal systems.
-Traek Cicion, barkeep extraordinaire
"PS: If nothing's working around here, it's because I'm laughing so hard."
-Durandal
"PS: If nothing's working around here, it's because I'm laughing so hard."
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Posted 26 July 2005 - 05:12 PM
Do be careful not to touch any blue, green or greenyblue buttons. They are all linked to the ACME emergencybackupmanuallyoperatedautodestructsystem.
-A 10cm tall holo-proj of Lord Commander Anic shimmers greenybluely nearby.
Hi guys, just interested to see how well the anti-intruder systems function. It's System 7.5.3 you know, lots of new add ons, but also full of bugs.
Do carry on, ignore me.
-sips drink
-A 10cm tall holo-proj of Lord Commander Anic shimmers greenybluely nearby.
Hi guys, just interested to see how well the anti-intruder systems function. It's System 7.5.3 you know, lots of new add ons, but also full of bugs.
Do carry on, ignore me.
-sips drink
Oh, so it is another bug hunt then...
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Posted 29 July 2005 - 01:01 PM
*goes to check duck-shaped console*
*as he approaches, it comes to life!!!*
Hey, guys, I think it's powered!
*begins pushing buttons at random*
*as he approaches, it comes to life!!!*
Hey, guys, I think it's powered!
*begins pushing buttons at random*
At last he came to a door, with these words in glowing emeralds: THE END OF THE WORLD. He did not hesitate. He opened the door and stepped through.
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Posted 01 August 2005 - 04:39 PM
*Lights and strange noises start emanating from various corners of the ship.*
Hey, Mack, be careful with what you're- *A large floor panel opens up directly beneath him and he falls into a small chamber with a thud.* Oof! Hey, where am I? Mack? Hamster? Anybody?
*Unsheathes knives and looks around cautiously. Suddenly a bright screen turns on and a speaker spouts a voice*
Speaker: "Welcome to GreenyBlue Employee Training #4: How to be the greeniest and bluest employee you can be! Here at GreenyBlue corp, we take the blueness and greenyness of our employees and support staff very seriously. The following is a presentation we have prepared on how to emulate the finest greeny and blue examples that history has taught us."
Hoo boy... Uh, guys, if you can hear me, just keep exploring the transport. It may be a while before I find a way out of here. Just be careful up there!
OOC: Heading off on vacation and my internet access will be sporadic at best for the next couple of weeks, so, save at least a little adventuring for me!
Hey, Mack, be careful with what you're- *A large floor panel opens up directly beneath him and he falls into a small chamber with a thud.* Oof! Hey, where am I? Mack? Hamster? Anybody?
*Unsheathes knives and looks around cautiously. Suddenly a bright screen turns on and a speaker spouts a voice*
Speaker: "Welcome to GreenyBlue Employee Training #4: How to be the greeniest and bluest employee you can be! Here at GreenyBlue corp, we take the blueness and greenyness of our employees and support staff very seriously. The following is a presentation we have prepared on how to emulate the finest greeny and blue examples that history has taught us."
Hoo boy... Uh, guys, if you can hear me, just keep exploring the transport. It may be a while before I find a way out of here. Just be careful up there!
OOC: Heading off on vacation and my internet access will be sporadic at best for the next couple of weeks, so, save at least a little adventuring for me!
-Traek Cicion, barkeep extraordinaire
"PS: If nothing's working around here, it's because I'm laughing so hard."
-Durandal
"PS: If nothing's working around here, it's because I'm laughing so hard."
-Durandal
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Posted 04 August 2005 - 02:32 AM
Skyfox re-materializes and looks around the empty bar.
"Where is every-" *Ducks as the vending machine suddenly detaches itself from the wall and comes flying towards him.
*fails to notice the slippery section of the floor and slides headfirst into the bar.
"Where is every-" *Ducks as the vending machine suddenly detaches itself from the wall and comes flying towards him.
*fails to notice the slippery section of the floor and slides headfirst into the bar.
"Not even time to finish my cake?"
NO. THERE IS NO MORE TIME, EVEN FOR CAKE. FOR YOU, THE CAKE IS OVER. YOU HAVE REACHED THE END OF CAKE.
- Terry Pratchett, Night Watch
NO. THERE IS NO MORE TIME, EVEN FOR CAKE. FOR YOU, THE CAKE IS OVER. YOU HAVE REACHED THE END OF CAKE.
- Terry Pratchett, Night Watch
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Posted 08 August 2005 - 08:03 AM
"Taeskor! Taeskor!" Mack looked around, but his fearless captain had vanished from the ship. What was he to do now?
At last he came to a door, with these words in glowing emeralds: THE END OF THE WORLD. He did not hesitate. He opened the door and stepped through.
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Posted 21 August 2005 - 03:09 PM
*Climbs up through the trapdoor and manages to force it open.*
I made it out, guys. Man, was that a horrible experience. Now I've got Greeny and Blue historical references going through my head. If their employees are this fanatical this ship may be tougher to crack than even Anic could have predicted.
Come on, let's move down this corridor.
*A half-green, half-blue android in the shape of an anthropomorphic walrus drops down to the floor.*
Hoo boy, here we go...
I made it out, guys. Man, was that a horrible experience. Now I've got Greeny and Blue historical references going through my head. If their employees are this fanatical this ship may be tougher to crack than even Anic could have predicted.
Come on, let's move down this corridor.
*A half-green, half-blue android in the shape of an anthropomorphic walrus drops down to the floor.*
Hoo boy, here we go...
-Traek Cicion, barkeep extraordinaire
"PS: If nothing's working around here, it's because I'm laughing so hard."
-Durandal
"PS: If nothing's working around here, it's because I'm laughing so hard."
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Posted 23 August 2005 - 08:09 AM
Ah a DEATH TASTER...,
said the munchkin sized holoproj of Lord Cmdr Anic.
...Looks like version 4, Walrus. 4.5.1 if that's a twinkle in it's left eye. They come with omni shielding. Saw the design plans a while back, never actually seen one operational. A live field test, this should be quite interesting...
said the munchkin sized holoproj of Lord Cmdr Anic.
...Looks like version 4, Walrus. 4.5.1 if that's a twinkle in it's left eye. They come with omni shielding. Saw the design plans a while back, never actually seen one operational. A live field test, this should be quite interesting...
Oh, so it is another bug hunt then...
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Posted 25 August 2005 - 07:59 PM
*sits down and tries plotting escape vectors away from the Walrus. 4.5.1, only to come out with GREENYBLUE as the answer every time.
"It must have some form of mind control feild."
"It must have some form of mind control feild."
"Not even time to finish my cake?"
NO. THERE IS NO MORE TIME, EVEN FOR CAKE. FOR YOU, THE CAKE IS OVER. YOU HAVE REACHED THE END OF CAKE.
- Terry Pratchett, Night Watch
NO. THERE IS NO MORE TIME, EVEN FOR CAKE. FOR YOU, THE CAKE IS OVER. YOU HAVE REACHED THE END OF CAKE.
- Terry Pratchett, Night Watch
