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#201 Lord Commander Anic

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Posted 04 May 2005 - 07:00 PM

So long as it gets paid the vending machine will always deliver the goods. Heavy metal bullets, very deadly, very valuable - in a scrap sense.

The bullet marks on the vending machine heal up as it resumes its fridgelike state.

A second small can of Frosted GreenyBlue®©™ rolls out of the machine, along with a slice of Hagrabiscuit®©™: A special introduction of new product offer - two for the price of one.
Another happy customer

Oh, so it is another bug hunt then...

#202 Mackilroy

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Posted 06 May 2005 - 10:22 AM

Mack buys a Hagrabiscuit®©™

At last he came to a door, with these words in glowing emeralds: THE END OF THE WORLD. He did not hesitate. He opened the door and stepped through.

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Posted 10 May 2005 - 12:09 AM

/Skyfox sneaks away from finals just long enough to post before being dragged kicking and screaming back into reality.

Only two left.

"Not even time to finish my cake?"
NO. THERE IS NO MORE TIME, EVEN FOR CAKE. FOR YOU, THE CAKE IS OVER. YOU HAVE REACHED THE END OF CAKE.

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Posted 10 May 2005 - 04:37 PM

I still have three finals . . . Mack slams /skyfox into a pillow.

At last he came to a door, with these words in glowing emeralds: THE END OF THE WORLD. He did not hesitate. He opened the door and stepped through.

#205 Lord Commander Anic

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Posted 10 May 2005 - 04:42 PM

Cheer up guys, have a drink on the Corp®©™
LCA buys the two finalists a GreenyBlue®©™ each, and smiles...

... summer's commin

Oh, so it is another bug hunt then...

#206 Mackilroy

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Posted 11 May 2005 - 12:21 PM

Boo! I don't like summer! There's no point to summer!

At last he came to a door, with these words in glowing emeralds: THE END OF THE WORLD. He did not hesitate. He opened the door and stepped through.

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Posted 11 May 2005 - 11:07 PM

Summer is better then finals, or knowing what your grade is.

/takes the GreenyBlue®©™ and hides under the pillow. Blissfully ignorant of his grades.

"Not even time to finish my cake?"
NO. THERE IS NO MORE TIME, EVEN FOR CAKE. FOR YOU, THE CAKE IS OVER. YOU HAVE REACHED THE END OF CAKE.

- Terry Pratchett, Night Watch

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Posted 13 May 2005 - 01:20 PM

I know what my grades are . . .and they're high!!!

*slams /skyfox into the pillow again*

At last he came to a door, with these words in glowing emeralds: THE END OF THE WORLD. He did not hesitate. He opened the door and stepped through.

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Posted 13 May 2005 - 11:20 PM

I am TEH PAX0R!!!

Bow down and worship my |337 packing ski||z!!!

LifeInABox®©™ brought to me by me.

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"Not even time to finish my cake?"
NO. THERE IS NO MORE TIME, EVEN FOR CAKE. FOR YOU, THE CAKE IS OVER. YOU HAVE REACHED THE END OF CAKE.

- Terry Pratchett, Night Watch

#210 Jimmy Page 1

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Posted 16 May 2005 - 12:54 AM

:lands his heavy destroyer out front and walks into the bar as tumbleweed blow in:
:kicks the tumbleweed out of the bar and walks to the counter:

I was just flying by and thought I could use a drink. I haven't been to this planet in years. Say, your name sounds familiar... hmm

ramble on..
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and guitar legend thoughout the sol system)

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Posted 16 May 2005 - 12:57 PM

Hello . . . never seen you before . . . even when I went by another name . . . hmm . . .

At last he came to a door, with these words in glowing emeralds: THE END OF THE WORLD. He did not hesitate. He opened the door and stepped through.

#212 Lord Commander Anic

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Posted 16 May 2005 - 02:35 PM

I remember you.... Captain Page isn't it...

Have a drink

not much else left to do round here.

And watch out for those tumbleweeds, they eat the bolts on space ship hulls, keeps the customers from escaping...

Oh, so it is another bug hunt then...

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Posted 17 May 2005 - 03:58 PM

Well actually its not the tumbleweeds that is the problem but the hampsters inside of them. They're likely to nibble your legs off. Fortunalty for us we are all wearing Masta Cheif suits which protects us from their deadly bite, but I don't know how that happened.

Nods to Jimmy Page 1. "I think we met once, is a past life in a galaxy far far away..."

"Not even time to finish my cake?"
NO. THERE IS NO MORE TIME, EVEN FOR CAKE. FOR YOU, THE CAKE IS OVER. YOU HAVE REACHED THE END OF CAKE.

- Terry Pratchett, Night Watch

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Posted 23 May 2005 - 05:26 PM

*nods to /Skyox's signature*

Somewhat amusing . . .

At last he came to a door, with these words in glowing emeralds: THE END OF THE WORLD. He did not hesitate. He opened the door and stepped through.

#215 Taeskor Cicion

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Posted 27 May 2005 - 08:26 AM

*The barkeep makes his periodic phase into the reality of the bar.* Heya, fellas. Here, Jimmy, on the house for an old friend. *Serves up a Devil's Breath in a concrete mug.* Angel's favorite. I miss the ol' guy.

*Somewhere, deep within the confines of the Hagrabiscuit machine, a few connections are made that have never been made before. A tiny essense of thought takes shape.*

-Traek Cicion, barkeep extraordinaire

"PS: If nothing's working around here, it's because I'm laughing so hard."
-Durandal

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Posted 30 May 2005 - 03:41 AM

*...and so durandal's mother was born.*

Little did we know that in 5000million years this once humble machine would slip through a time warp and become the mommy to the greatest AI of all time.

I miss ARES... *sniff* *sniff*

"Not even time to finish my cake?"
NO. THERE IS NO MORE TIME, EVEN FOR CAKE. FOR YOU, THE CAKE IS OVER. YOU HAVE REACHED THE END OF CAKE.

- Terry Pratchett, Night Watch

#217 Lord Commander Anic

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Posted 30 May 2005 - 06:19 PM

Excellent, that's the Hagrabiscuit Vending Machine's OS successfully updated to version 1.0.4.56.3407.1 from version 1.0.4.56.3407.0. Three hundred years of brainstorming at GBCorp, and it's the .....1 that makes all the difference

Oh, so it is another bug hunt then...

#218 Taeskor Cicion

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Posted 02 June 2005 - 08:10 AM

And they didn't even give it a creative wildcat name. I think the Hagrabiscuit company is getting a little lax in their procedures.

-Traek Cicion, barkeep extraordinaire

"PS: If nothing's working around here, it's because I'm laughing so hard."
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Posted 02 June 2005 - 05:16 PM

Not creative wildcat, creative wildrodent, it's codenamed "Vole 8"
(They ran out of rodents aeons ago, and had to reuse them, er a few times, on round 8 now...)

Still, Vole 8 is cool it adds multiple choice wedges with the basic Hagrabiscuit product.

Oh, so it is another bug hunt then...

#220 Taeskor Cicion

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Posted 07 June 2005 - 08:13 AM

"Dude, you're getting an Oohgij'MiqtaxXx!"

Vole 8, eh? Well, I hope it doesn't interfere with the bar's computers or droids. *Suddenly a Hagrabuscuit logo appears across the chest of every bardroid.*

Hey, just a minute now...

-Traek Cicion, barkeep extraordinaire

"PS: If nothing's working around here, it's because I'm laughing so hard."
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Posted 07 June 2005 - 03:50 PM

*Eats a Hagrabuscuit*

At last he came to a door, with these words in glowing emeralds: THE END OF THE WORLD. He did not hesitate. He opened the door and stepped through.

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Posted 08 June 2005 - 06:55 AM

The Hagraspamware®©™ Advertising, sure everybody wants that...,

...however, you can turn that off by unchecking the alreadychecked check box in the Vole 8 user preferences pop up dialogue interface, when you can find the interface. As with all OS updates everything has been moved around a little...
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Have a Greenyblue®©™ with your Hagrabiscuit®©™

smiles a corporate smile...

Oh, so it is another bug hunt then...

#223 Taeskor Cicion

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Posted 10 June 2005 - 11:30 AM

Maybe I'll have the knockoff 'Hargabiscuit' brand. They're pretty good.

-Traek Cicion, barkeep extraordinaire

"PS: If nothing's working around here, it's because I'm laughing so hard."
-Durandal

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Posted 10 June 2005 - 12:47 PM

*drinks a Greenyblue*

At last he came to a door, with these words in glowing emeralds: THE END OF THE WORLD. He did not hesitate. He opened the door and stepped through.

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Posted 12 June 2005 - 01:48 AM

*Drinks a GreenySomething®©™, and wonders why Mackilroy keeps trying to imitate certain leaders.* Maybe he has evil desires to rule the universe...

"Not even time to finish my cake?"
NO. THERE IS NO MORE TIME, EVEN FOR CAKE. FOR YOU, THE CAKE IS OVER. YOU HAVE REACHED THE END OF CAKE.

- Terry Pratchett, Night Watch