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The Officer's Club Bar #6

#76 Mag Steelglass

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Posted 25 December 2002 - 07:20 PM

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Originally posted by Taeskor Cicion:
A suitcase(bah, humbug. the big box got my hopes up)

In my family, big boxes never get your hopes up, as they're likely to contain a gift certificate wrapped in duct tape at the bottom under tons and tons of those styrofoam packing thingies, along with a few rocks for weight. We take extra joy in wrapping presents.

Let's see, everything I got:

- The Matrix Score (Not soundtrack, score. My parents didn't realize. Ah. well)

- Chuck Berry Anthology

- The Matrix (on DVD)

- Monty Python and the Holy Grail Special Edition (on DVD)

- Enough ingredients to make a batch of the best fudge in existance.

- $45 between a check and cash.

- $35 gift certificate to a nearby cardshop (for Magic cards).

- 1 pair of needle-nose pliers (for pocket).

- Various stocking things.

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#77 Fleet Admiral Darkk

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Posted 25 December 2002 - 10:21 PM

The Discorses???
I NEED that...
I might have it, but I'm not sure. All I've got is a sort of "Cliff's Notes" cartoony version.
Still, it's pretty nifty.

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#78 Taeskor Cicion

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Posted 26 December 2002 - 02:46 PM

Yeah, it's amazing. Machiavelli's a genius. I just need his Art of War to complete my collection. I wonder how it compares to Sun Tzu's like-named work.

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"PS: If nothing's working around here, it's because I'm laughing so hard."
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#79 Fleet Admiral Darkk

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Posted 26 December 2002 - 09:43 PM

I want to find out. That's on my birthday list.
Assuming we don't already own it and not know it; we've got a lot of books.

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#80 Lord Commander Anic

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Posted 27 December 2002 - 09:22 AM

I'll have a bit of that figgy pudding please, and some of the roast millipede.
And a glass of vintage GreenyBlue ®©™ please.

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Oh, so it is another bug hunt then...

Oh, so it is another bug hunt then...

#81 Taeskor Cicion

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Posted 27 December 2002 - 12:25 PM

Coming right up, my good man. *A bowl of figgy pudding and a goblet of GreenyBlue®©™ pop into existence in front of Anic.*

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#82 Lord Commander Anic

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Posted 28 December 2002 - 04:02 PM

Ahh, that's a pretty nifty new delivery system you have there. Santa Claus' work?
I guess the waitresses' union can't be too pleased about it though...

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Oh, so it is another bug hunt then...

Oh, so it is another bug hunt then...

#83 Taeskor Cicion

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Posted 29 December 2002 - 04:40 PM

Christmas gift for the bar, Anic. It's quite handy for serving purposes. My robots never were the most talented servitors, anyway.

Well, better start preparing for New Years. *The droids start adorning the place with confetti sprayers and begin construction on a big lighted ball and a ceiling fixture for it.*

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-Traek Cicion, barkeep extraordinaire
"PS: If nothing's working around here, it's because I'm laughing so hard."
-Durandal

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"PS: If nothing's working around here, it's because I'm laughing so hard."
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#84 Fleet Admiral Darkk

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Posted 30 December 2002 - 04:24 AM

Hey, gimme a Dr Pepper.

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#85 Taeskor Cicion

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Posted 30 December 2002 - 06:28 PM

*A Dr. Pepper coalesces in front of Darkk, ice and all.* There you are, ol' pal. Give us a tale of high adventure, would you?

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#86 Taeskor Cicion

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Posted 01 January 2003 - 12:53 AM

HAPPY NEW YEAR ALL! *The big, exploding fireworks go off and the lighted ball comes down. A malfunction in the ball starts an immense fire which the bar droids put out. More flashing lights and fireworks.*

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#87 Lord Commander Anic

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Posted 01 January 2003 - 12:44 PM

Happy New Year!
GreenyBlues®©™ all round!

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Oh, so it is another bug hunt then...

Oh, so it is another bug hunt then...

#88 Taeskor Cicion

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Posted 01 January 2003 - 05:58 PM

Right, right! *GreenyBlue®©™ by the bucket is circulated around the room and many draughts are taken.*

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-Durandal

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#89 Lord Commander Anic

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Posted 01 January 2003 - 08:27 PM

Heh, heh, heh, heh, heh, heh, GreenyBlue®©™ heh, heh, heh!

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Oh, so it is another bug hunt then...

Oh, so it is another bug hunt then...

#90 Fleet Admiral Darkk

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Posted 02 January 2003 - 05:38 PM

Heh. Dr Pepper for me.

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#91 El Spamo

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Posted 03 January 2003 - 11:30 PM

Ah, crap crap crap crap.

Holidays hit, I forgot about the RPG and I'm sure that I probably died or something. God I'm irresponsible.

Gimme something strong, preferably to dull the pain of people beating the hell out of me.

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#92 Captain Pharris

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Posted 04 January 2003 - 03:06 AM

Absinthe over a sugar cube with a drop of poison. Just the thing.

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#93 Taeskor Cicion

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Posted 04 January 2003 - 03:55 PM

Here's a coupla drinks that might help, Spamo. Here's the one that Pharris recommended, and here's something else: Vodka martini with a brick.

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#94 Taeskor Cicion

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Posted 12 January 2003 - 06:42 PM

My, the bar seems to have frozen solid. *Activates a time-rippler device to try and shake loose the bar from its paralysis.*

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#95 Limax

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Posted 12 January 2003 - 07:01 PM

A Flaming Homer, please.

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#96 Lord Commander Anic

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Posted 13 January 2003 - 05:33 PM

Anic hit by the temporal ripple splits a moment into an infinite number of sub-Anics, each one as uncertain as the other as to when is the correct one or whether or not it actually exists, and then reforms to now.

Yeowww!!
Watch where you point that time defragmentation device...

It creates amomalous eddies.
...Bad of the eyesight.

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Oh, so it is another bug hunt then...

Oh, so it is another bug hunt then...

#97 Taeskor Cicion

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Posted 13 January 2003 - 09:42 PM

*Serves up the drink.* Sorry 'bout that, Anic. I guess I'll use more conventional methods next time. *Notices a glass sitting on the bar empty that was full a few minutes ago. Picks it up, and suddenly a glass-shaped block of water appears where it was, and falls on the bar.* Oops. Guess the rippler device flung the water into the future but not the glass.

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#98 Fleet Admiral Darkk

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Posted 14 January 2003 - 03:53 AM

Slug seems to be mad at me. He doesn't even want me to address him by name for some odd reason.

Gimee a Dr Pepper, and ask him if he'd like a prozac smoothie, on me. Posted Image

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#99 Taeskor Cicion

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Posted 18 January 2003 - 10:33 PM

You got it, Darkk lad. *Presses the 'give-darkk-a-dr.-pepper' button that he just installed, and a robotic arm with a chilled glass of soda comes up out of the bar and plops it down in front of Darkk.*

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"PS: If nothing's working around here, it's because I'm laughing so hard."
-Durandal

#100 El Spamo

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Posted 21 January 2003 - 03:05 AM

Well, it is possible that Limax isn't slug but instead some cleverly designed clone. Or something.

Cicion, gimme a scotch and soda.

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