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The Officer's Club Bar #6

#51 El Spamo

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Posted 22 November 2002 - 03:59 PM

Dude, that was like totally trippy.

I was, like standing there watching Beeblebrox swing his machete around and the next thing I know it's teleported into my hand.

I think this means that I'm far too sober. Give me some more alcohol.

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#52 Beeblebrox

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Posted 23 November 2002 - 02:15 AM

Beeblebrox shouts;
"Hey, you've got my knife!"
He then stumbles over to Spamo and gives him the kiss of death.

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#53 Taeskor Cicion

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Posted 23 November 2002 - 04:08 PM

*Presses a button. The machete flies up to the ceiling and sticks there. Spamo and Beeblebrox start leaping up, over and over again, trying to reach it. Some other patrons start to make a ladder out of tables and chairs. As soon as they reach the top, Cicion reverses the gravity field and they fall onto the ceiling as the machete zips to the floor. The bar itself, which is free-floating in the building, retains its orientation.*

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-Traek Cicion, barkeep extraordinaire
"PS: If nothing's working around here, it's because I'm laughing so hard."
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-Traek Cicion, barkeep extraordinaire

"PS: If nothing's working around here, it's because I'm laughing so hard."
-Durandal

#54 Fleet Admiral Darkk

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Posted 24 November 2002 - 12:09 AM

Alacina stretches out her hand. The machette flys to it.
"Anybody want to fight me for it?"

After 15 minutes of furious punching, kicking, and table-throwing, most of the patrons are pinned under rubble.

"Here, Cicion! Take this as payment for cleanup!" shouts Alacina as she tosses him the blade. Cicion grabs it and puts it under the bar.

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"In literature as in love we are astounded by what is chosen by others." Andre Maurois

[This message has been edited by Fleet Admiral Darkk (edited 11-24-2002).]

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#55 El Spamo

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Posted 27 November 2002 - 04:06 PM

I like pie.

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#56 Taeskor Cicion

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Posted 29 November 2002 - 12:37 PM

Would you like some, Spamo? We've got several varieties that I keep in cold storage in the back part of the storeroom.

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-Durandal

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"PS: If nothing's working around here, it's because I'm laughing so hard."
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#57 Beeblebrox

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Posted 29 November 2002 - 04:46 PM

Beeblebrox pushes Spamo out of the way in a mad dash for pie.

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#58 El Spamo

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Posted 03 December 2002 - 06:31 PM

"No, that's my pie!"

Spamo lunges for Beeblebrox, and plows him into the ground. A ninja fight ensues.
From amidst the struggle Spamo cries "I'll have some cherry pie please!"

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#59 Fleet Admiral Darkk

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Posted 04 December 2002 - 07:05 AM

Alacina and Darkk 0 seperate the struggling fighters, holding them by their necks in the air.

"Behave, dangit."

They then let go and return to their table.

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#60 El Spamo

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Posted 06 December 2002 - 03:17 AM

Do I still get my pie?

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#61 Taeskor Cicion

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Posted 06 December 2002 - 12:54 PM

*Returns from the storage room carrying several varieties of pie, and sets them up on the bar.* G'head, Spamo. Oh, and watch out for the Grrrrchstchtpck Pie I got from the Greccha homeworld when we sacked it. It's a little tough.

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-Traek Cicion, barkeep extraordinaire
"PS: If nothing's working around here, it's because I'm laughing so hard."
-Durandal

-Traek Cicion, barkeep extraordinaire

"PS: If nothing's working around here, it's because I'm laughing so hard."
-Durandal

#62 Fleet Admiral Darkk

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Posted 08 December 2002 - 02:30 PM

Hey Cicion, gimme a lot of Dr. Pepper. Finals tomorrow.

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#63 Taeskor Cicion

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Posted 08 December 2002 - 08:46 PM

You got it, Darkk, old friend. Finals, that's tough stuff, 'tis. Have some, on the house. *Lifts a flagon roughly the size of a compact car onto the bar and fills it with DP.*

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-Traek Cicion, barkeep extraordinaire
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-Durandal

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"PS: If nothing's working around here, it's because I'm laughing so hard."
-Durandal

#64 U.E. Admiral

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Posted 09 December 2002 - 10:51 AM

A civilian ship glides in to land and make an echoing thud as it sets down. It's crew step out and file into the bar. The Captain walks out last and the gang plank lifts up. After pulling a little device from his pocket and pressing something a blip blip is heard. He saunters up to the bar and orders a round of fine wine for his shipmates(secretly ordering a bottle for himself).

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#65 Lord Commander Anic

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Posted 09 December 2002 - 06:26 PM

Hey!
Is that a real Salmonella pie there, in Lysteria sauce?

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Oh, so it is another bug hunt then...

Oh, so it is another bug hunt then...

#66 Taeskor Cicion

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Posted 10 December 2002 - 09:13 PM

Actually it's a new British sauce called nerthiskerdramdamhamshire sauce. (Pronounced "nurshur") I'm not sure of the ingredients. Apparently they strip-mine it a few miles inland of Portsmouth.

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-Traek Cicion, barkeep extraordinaire
"PS: If nothing's working around here, it's because I'm laughing so hard."
-Durandal

-Traek Cicion, barkeep extraordinaire

"PS: If nothing's working around here, it's because I'm laughing so hard."
-Durandal

#67 U.E. Admiral

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Posted 11 December 2002 - 09:53 AM

Severely drunk thanks to the bottle of wine, the indy captain puts up a sign...

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Check out the Ares Engineering Dept!
It's a great place to be!

After putting up that sign, the captain returns to his ship along with the crew, takes off, and picks a fight with a local UNS patrol. The families of the ship's crew attend their funeral.

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Insanity has its advantages

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All life on Earth is out of order. No one has bothered to put up a sign yet.

#68 El Spamo

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Posted 17 December 2002 - 07:35 PM

Hey, don't pick on the UNS! We're the good guys!
Or are we....?

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#69 Fleet Admiral Darkk

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Posted 17 December 2002 - 11:33 PM

The Darkk from the current RPG cuts the hands off of UE Admiral's gunners for their vicious actions.

Except he used an entropic blade, so they shriveled up like rasins and got the blood sucked out of them. Ooops.

"Hey bartender, another round! There's good stuff hap'n'n for the UNS!"

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#70 Taeskor Cicion

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Posted 18 December 2002 - 03:21 PM

You have it, Darkk. *Serves up the drinks.* So, what's the news about town?

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"PS: If nothing's working around here, it's because I'm laughing so hard."
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#71 Captain Pharris

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Posted 18 December 2002 - 03:50 PM

Chemistry and Biology finals on thursday... Killer, man, killer.

The RPG Pharrises look at the Real Pharris, who is curled up in a booth in the corner with three textbooks, his laptop, and a pile of papers.

"Stupid Kids..."

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#72 Fleet Admiral Darkk

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Posted 19 December 2002 - 01:40 AM

I just hope I never have to take the compilers/assembler final and the Honors Physics 2 final in the same semester.

Actually, it wouldn't be that bad, because there would be no need to show up for either.

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#73 Taeskor Cicion

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Posted 24 December 2002 - 11:19 AM

*Cicion and his bots start stringing up colored lights around the bar, and one large robot hauls in a large pine tree and plops it into a stand in a corner by the bar. The robots begin to decorate it.* Well, the decorations are going up a bit late this year, but at least I remembered 'em. Anyone for some figgy pudding?

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-Traek Cicion, barkeep extraordinaire
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-Durandal

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"PS: If nothing's working around here, it's because I'm laughing so hard."
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#74 Fleet Admiral Darkk

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Posted 24 December 2002 - 10:21 PM

First Present report.

Shortwave/FM/AM radio
Swiss Army Knife (Cyber34 or something like that)
2 alarm clocks
3 mini-lights (sorta like flashlights, but keychain pendants)
A book about teaching birds to fly
Ice Age (VHS, bah)
Some Sandals

Oh, and a new G4 2x1.25Ghz Posted Image

!!!!

Merry Christmas indeed.

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"In literature as in love we are astounded by what is chosen by others." Andre Maurois

[This message has been edited by Fleet Admiral Darkk (edited 12-25-2002).]

"In literature as in love we are astounded by what is chosen by others." Andre Maurois

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#75 Taeskor Cicion

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Posted 25 December 2002 - 09:39 AM

Merry Christmas to all!

My 1337 1007:

A Parker fountain pen

A suitcase(bah, humbug. the big box got my hopes up)

Machiavelli's The Discourses

By the Sword , by Richard Cohen

2 Prarie Home Companion shirts(American Duct Tape Council and the Ketchup Advisory Board)

Godzilla: Domination for GBA

And a cupla little teeny things in my stocking.

Merry Xmas once again!

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-Traek Cicion, barkeep extraordinaire
"PS: If nothing's working around here, it's because I'm laughing so hard."
-Durandal

-Traek Cicion, barkeep extraordinaire

"PS: If nothing's working around here, it's because I'm laughing so hard."
-Durandal