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What looks to be a heavily modified UNS gunship sets down on the docking pad amonst several smaller vessels. The docking ramp is lowered, and an armed party is seen taking some Cantharan prisoners away.
Mag and the other crew members of the UNS Pegasus walk in, looking tired but not unhappy.
"Hey, Cicion. Helped a raid on a Cantharan spy post. Tough mission." Mag quickly eyes the shelves of drinks. "Could I have that one, over there?"
"This one?"
"Nah, farther over."
"This?"
"Yeah."
Cicion grabs one of the bottles with a strange, dark liquid in it, and eyes the label for a moment. "It's... greenyblack®©™."
"Hey, I thought you knew everything about your bar."
"I do. There's just been a lot of new drinks lately with all this remodelling. Hard to keep up with these things, you know."
His drink in hand, Mag wanders off to watch some people playing three player chess.
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"Typical Americanism. Somebody else does it so we have to do it wrong."
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Posted 29 October 2002 - 07:05 PM
The Spybot from the PolyChromatic Drinks Corporation impassively records the activity in the bar...
... after a few microsecs its report is transmitted by ultrawave to PCDC HQ (on Earth as it happens!).
Lord Commander Anic views the report with quiet satisfaction.
The strategy of saturating the entire galatic market with cheap GreenyBlue spin-off brands seems to have worked...
...the dollarometer in the background was busily clicking up profits as somewhere across the multiverse someone bought a PolyChromatic Drink every 1/1x10exp3 seconds.
Heh!
Another step towards ultimate galatic domination..., or a relatively comfortable retirement at any rate...
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Oh, so it is another bug hunt then...
... after a few microsecs its report is transmitted by ultrawave to PCDC HQ (on Earth as it happens!).
Lord Commander Anic views the report with quiet satisfaction.
The strategy of saturating the entire galatic market with cheap GreenyBlue spin-off brands seems to have worked...
...the dollarometer in the background was busily clicking up profits as somewhere across the multiverse someone bought a PolyChromatic Drink every 1/1x10exp3 seconds.
Heh!
Another step towards ultimate galatic domination..., or a relatively comfortable retirement at any rate...
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Oh, so it is another bug hunt then...
Oh, so it is another bug hunt then...
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Posted 05 November 2002 - 03:51 PM
Sinister, indeed. Well, business is business. *Notices that everyone is slumped over the bar or their tables, and all in the bar is silent.* My, my. Those little kicker drops I've been putting in the drinks really do the trick.
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-Traek Cicion, barkeep extraordinaire
"PS: If nothing's working around here, it's because I'm laughing so hard."
-Durandal
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-Traek Cicion, barkeep extraordinaire
"PS: If nothing's working around here, it's because I'm laughing so hard."
-Durandal
-Traek Cicion, barkeep extraordinaire
"PS: If nothing's working around here, it's because I'm laughing so hard."
-Durandal
"PS: If nothing's working around here, it's because I'm laughing so hard."
-Durandal
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Posted 08 November 2002 - 08:14 PM
Hmm, maybe they were a bit too effective. Wake up, my clientele! Wake up and make merriment! Perhaps some live entertainment would pep things up a bit. *Herbie Hancock and band walk out onto the bar's small stage area and start into 'Empty Pockets.'*
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-Traek Cicion, barkeep extraordinaire
"PS: If nothing's working around here, it's because I'm laughing so hard."
-Durandal
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-Traek Cicion, barkeep extraordinaire
"PS: If nothing's working around here, it's because I'm laughing so hard."
-Durandal
-Traek Cicion, barkeep extraordinaire
"PS: If nothing's working around here, it's because I'm laughing so hard."
-Durandal
"PS: If nothing's working around here, it's because I'm laughing so hard."
-Durandal
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Posted 09 November 2002 - 09:13 PM
I seem to have heard an anguished scream. What's the trouble, Spamo?
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-Traek Cicion, barkeep extraordinaire
"PS: If nothing's working around here, it's because I'm laughing so hard."
-Durandal
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-Traek Cicion, barkeep extraordinaire
"PS: If nothing's working around here, it's because I'm laughing so hard."
-Durandal
-Traek Cicion, barkeep extraordinaire
"PS: If nothing's working around here, it's because I'm laughing so hard."
-Durandal
"PS: If nothing's working around here, it's because I'm laughing so hard."
-Durandal
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Posted 10 November 2002 - 02:59 AM
A man known as Zaphod beeblebrox sits at the bar. He hates Herbie Hancock and his strange jazzy beats, so he runs to the lavatory.
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Posted 10 November 2002 - 04:48 PM
*Watches Zaphod run away.* Hmm. Guess some people just don't appreciate good bebop.
Too bad about that, Spamo. Here, take a seat at the bar and recount your troubles.
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-Traek Cicion, barkeep extraordinaire
"PS: If nothing's working around here, it's because I'm laughing so hard."
-Durandal
Too bad about that, Spamo. Here, take a seat at the bar and recount your troubles.
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-Traek Cicion, barkeep extraordinaire
"PS: If nothing's working around here, it's because I'm laughing so hard."
-Durandal
-Traek Cicion, barkeep extraordinaire
"PS: If nothing's working around here, it's because I'm laughing so hard."
-Durandal
"PS: If nothing's working around here, it's because I'm laughing so hard."
-Durandal
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Posted 11 November 2002 - 04:03 AM
Now that that travesty of beebop is finished, Beeblebrox comes out of lavatory, then realises it was the :women's: lavatory. Bluching, he sits down at the bar, and sitting next to a shaking Spamo, orders another drink.
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Vote 1 for Zaphod Beeblebrox- No one can escape Beeblebrox!
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Posted 13 November 2002 - 10:18 AM
Outside the bar, a dozen modified Ishmian Heavy Crusiers, each with a flag painted on resembling that of the defunct United Nations drop out of the jumpstream. Approaching the planet, they all land in a small cluster nearby. A couple marine guards spill out of each ship, standing guard on either side of the passenger ramps. The fleet commander, wearing a black jumpsuit with pilot's wings, "UN Starfleet" embroidered on one side and "Blair" on the other, the eagles of a colonel, and an EM pistol at his side, walks out of one which had the name "Enterprise" painted on the nose, looks at the damage control parties already swarming over the ships, and walks into the bar. He tosses a credit chip on the counter and orders a beer.
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I've got so many different charachters it's a wonder I don't go schitzo. (Yes you have. No I haven't!)
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I've got so many different charachters it's a wonder I don't go schitzo. (Yes you have. No I haven't!)
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Posted 14 November 2002 - 01:19 AM
Beeblebrox says to the guy sitting next to him who looks like his name is Blair,
"Hey, I'm drunk."
"Is your name Blair, 'cause I think mines Zaph'."
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"Hey, I'm drunk."
"Is your name Blair, 'cause I think mines Zaph'."
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Posted 15 November 2002 - 09:52 PM
Blair looked up at the odd, two-headed, three-armed man, and nodded, deciding to humor him. "Yep. Colonel Blair. I lead that squadron of modified Ishmian heavy crusiers out there." Blair jerked a thumb back out the door in the general direction of his ships. "And I'd agree that your name is Zaphod, I suppose, assuming that's yours." Blair glanced at the "Hi! My name is Zaphod" sticker on the other's shirt.
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I've got so many different charachters it's a wonder I don't go schitzo. (Yes you have. No I haven't!)
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I've got so many different charachters it's a wonder I don't go schitzo. (Yes you have. No I haven't!)
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Posted 16 November 2002 - 05:33 PM
Beeblebrox, now almost incapacitated from his intoxication, rests his heads on the bar stool next to him.
"So Blair" he says, drooling all the time.
"You fly... space ships?"
"So do I!".
:Beeblebrox blacks out:
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"So Blair" he says, drooling all the time.
"You fly... space ships?"
"So do I!".
:Beeblebrox blacks out:
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Posted 17 November 2002 - 06:40 PM
Man, I am on FIRE today.
Holding all the posts, topping the second page in the OC Bar...
Talk about living up to my name.
Now it's time to chill before I get karmaslapped.
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"That was quick."
"Well you know, when you don't do it right it doesn't take as long."
Holding all the posts, topping the second page in the OC Bar...
Talk about living up to my name.
Now it's time to chill before I get karmaslapped.
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"That was quick."
"Well you know, when you don't do it right it doesn't take as long."
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Posted 17 November 2002 - 08:34 PM
*Notices Spamo at a corner table gesturing grandly and talking to himself.* Hmm, he's more swackered than usual. How 'bout another over there, Spamo?
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-Traek Cicion, barkeep extraordinaire
"PS: If nothing's working around here, it's because I'm laughing so hard."
-Durandal
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-Traek Cicion, barkeep extraordinaire
"PS: If nothing's working around here, it's because I'm laughing so hard."
-Durandal
-Traek Cicion, barkeep extraordinaire
"PS: If nothing's working around here, it's because I'm laughing so hard."
-Durandal
"PS: If nothing's working around here, it's because I'm laughing so hard."
-Durandal
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Posted 18 November 2002 - 02:26 PM
You got it, your highness. *Has the servdroid serve Spamo his drinks on a wooden platter.*
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-Traek Cicion, barkeep extraordinaire
"PS: If nothing's working around here, it's because I'm laughing so hard."
-Durandal
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-Traek Cicion, barkeep extraordinaire
"PS: If nothing's working around here, it's because I'm laughing so hard."
-Durandal
-Traek Cicion, barkeep extraordinaire
"PS: If nothing's working around here, it's because I'm laughing so hard."
-Durandal
"PS: If nothing's working around here, it's because I'm laughing so hard."
-Durandal
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Posted 18 November 2002 - 09:03 PM
Greetings noble serverdroid! Have you a name? No matter, I shall give you one, and it shall be Star.
O! This platter is no mere platter. It is the mighty platter of Kings! Truly this is a bar of noble stature to serve its best upon flatware divine.
I declare the sky is navy green henceforth!
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"That was quick."
"Well you know, when you don't do it right it doesn't take as long."
O! This platter is no mere platter. It is the mighty platter of Kings! Truly this is a bar of noble stature to serve its best upon flatware divine.
I declare the sky is navy green henceforth!
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"That was quick."
"Well you know, when you don't do it right it doesn't take as long."
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Posted 19 November 2002 - 01:53 AM
Beeblebrox realises that he's sober again, and walks over to some wanker called Spamo.
'Excuse me" he says, not particuarly politely.
"Do you have my wallet, by any chance?"
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'Excuse me" he says, not particuarly politely.
"Do you have my wallet, by any chance?"
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Posted 19 November 2002 - 05:09 PM
"Stand ye down vile knave! Thinkest thou to layest thy hands upon mine kingly person? You stand before the awesome presence of Ozymandias, King of Kings!
Look upon my works ye mighty and despair."
With that Spamo drunkenly stumbles, dodging Beeblebrox's punch to his face before falling into a chair while kicking up his feet straight into Beeblebrox's groin causing Beeblebrox to crumple, whining to the ground.
"Fatum Iustum Stultorum."
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"That was quick."
"Well you know, when you don't do it right it doesn't take as long."
Look upon my works ye mighty and despair."
With that Spamo drunkenly stumbles, dodging Beeblebrox's punch to his face before falling into a chair while kicking up his feet straight into Beeblebrox's groin causing Beeblebrox to crumple, whining to the ground.
"Fatum Iustum Stultorum."
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"That was quick."
"Well you know, when you don't do it right it doesn't take as long."
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Posted 22 November 2002 - 01:36 PM
Unfortunately for him, it was a robotic waitress. Also unfortunately for him, his machette had a metal handle. Also unfortunately for him, he hit the main power cable for the arm motors.
Darkk 0 walked over to Spamo's twitching form. "Feeling better yet?"
Spamo swings the machette at Darkk 0, but it passes through him without injuring him.
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"In literature as in love we are astounded by what is chosen by others." Andre Maurois
Darkk 0 walked over to Spamo's twitching form. "Feeling better yet?"
Spamo swings the machette at Darkk 0, but it passes through him without injuring him.
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"In literature as in love we are astounded by what is chosen by others." Andre Maurois
"In literature as in love we are astounded by what is chosen by others." Andre Maurois
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