The Officers Club Bar #5
#101
Posted 23 July 2002 - 11:50 AM
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*BANG*....hehehehehe
#102
Posted 23 July 2002 - 09:07 PM
OV grabs several types of soda and starts pouring them on shrouts head. OV than throws shrout in an apple sauce pool
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#103
Posted 24 July 2002 - 09:41 AM
Shrout1 grabs flippers and a snorkel....
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#105
Posted 25 July 2002 - 10:48 PM
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#108
Posted 27 July 2002 - 02:30 PM
And anyone who believes that cats can see in the octarene will know that DEATH can see beyond linear time, into the contemporaneous now, then and maybe. So too with the Death of Rats who is in essence and in fact a part of DEATH, and was now was now observing with some (detached) interest the infinite number of station cats that were moving back and forth between the temporal eddies present in the bar.
From the point of view of the cat events were slightly more menacing, in that it could see a lot of Deaths of Rats, an awful lot of them, each one as inevitable as the next.
Cats have small brains, which generally spend their time thinking of the next meal or the next sleep, so it is not unlikely that the cat would be unaware of the visual diffraction effects of temporal eddies on various entities creating the appearance of more than one such entity, in this instance the Death of Rats, all of which were now moving with inevitable purposefulness in the direction of the station cat...
There was in fact only one station cat in existence, and the Death of Rats knew this. It also knew the precise moment in linear time at which this particular moggie was to become deceased. As DEATH is independent of time the Death of Rats was unaffected by any of the time shifts in this area of space.
Reincarnation would of course be an entirely different case, as is the Restaurant at the end of the Universe...
"SQUEAK..." said the Death of Rats.
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Oh, so it is another bug hunt then...
#109
Posted 28 July 2002 - 04:26 AM
"Why not?"
"I've got some strange eons in here."
"Fine."
And The Death of Rats left the station. Now let's all be more normal.
Darkk pulls out a deck of magic cards. Who's up for some Extended?
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#111
Posted 28 July 2002 - 10:50 PM
*Looks at AD&D rules, then rolls 15D200. The dice, weighing several hundred pounds each, crash through the bar wall and expose the bar to hard vaccuum. Cicion sprays insta-wall at the wall and it turns back to normal.*
Let's review these rules...
*Looks again and rolls a two-sided die, which cannot exist in the physical universe. Fortunately the all-consuming juggernaut that is Wizards of the Coast has enough money and companies under its belt that it doesn't need to comply with such petty rules as physics.* Well, Slug, looks like you now transmute into a large marble statue of Octavius. *Slug does so.*
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#112
Posted 28 July 2002 - 11:13 PM
Good ol' Otto Octavius. Appeared in Issue #3 of The Amazing Spiderman.
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Time is the best teacher, yet it kills all of it's students.
[This message has been edited by Slug (edited 07-29-2002).]
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#113
Posted 29 July 2002 - 03:12 AM
Wait, that's Octavian.
Alacina takes up Darkk0's challenge. 2 turns later he loses, screaming something about "moxes". Alacina makes a comment about playing longer than him.
[Since I haven't released Origin Crisis, I'll state that Alacina is about 400 years older.]
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#114
Posted 29 July 2002 - 09:04 AM
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#115
Posted 29 July 2002 - 09:46 AM
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#116
Posted 29 July 2002 - 09:34 PM
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#117
Posted 30 July 2002 - 09:19 AM
Again, my modem is sloooooooowwww, so you may find the game a bit laggy.
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#118
Posted 30 July 2002 - 10:37 AM
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#119
Posted 30 July 2002 - 12:47 PM
How about tomorrow, 6:00 MD time? I hope dinner doesn't get in the way, or another family member, but how about we try for that?
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#120
Posted 31 July 2002 - 06:48 AM
yes this bar has a very strong magic aura around it! the only thing yu safly can do is............................................................................... RUN AWAY!!!!!!!! (and even that is not safe).
but 9024 dose not do that insted he takes advantage of it and conjours up a HOLY HAND GRENADE pulls the holy pin out, "1...2...5... NO 3!!" and lobiths at the killer rabbit drinking in the corner....................... (this bar has lots of corners dosnt it?)...................... *BANG*,,,,,,,,,,,,,..............
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*BANG*....hehehehehe
#121
Posted 31 July 2002 - 06:54 AM
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#122
Posted 31 July 2002 - 11:13 AM
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#123
Posted 31 July 2002 - 11:50 PM
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#124
Posted 01 August 2002 - 08:55 AM
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#125
Posted 01 August 2002 - 09:14 AM
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