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Thanks, OV. This bar's crazy enough as it is.
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Posted 21 August 2002 - 08:44 AM
OV sips his drink while normal things happen.
Normal people walk into the bar and order normal drinks.
Normal drinks get spilled on normal floors and are cleaned up by normal sponges used by normal people.
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All hell that ends well -Me
Some people are so full of themsleves that they could fill the oceans with their blood -Me
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Normal people walk into the bar and order normal drinks.
Normal drinks get spilled on normal floors and are cleaned up by normal sponges used by normal people.
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All hell that ends well -Me
Some people are so full of themsleves that they could fill the oceans with their blood -Me
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Posted 21 August 2002 - 11:11 AM
suddenly a abnormal person falls through the "laundaryshute of myistary" in the corner, he gets up dusts him self off looks around then runs out the door, later a pair of french dictionarys fall through followed by a large pile of laundary.. *the "laundaryshute of myistary" dissapers suddenly*.
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*BANG*....hehehehehe
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*BANG*....hehehehehe
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Posted 21 August 2002 - 12:03 PM
OV trains up some security people to guard the bar from intruders.
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All hell that ends well -Me
Some people are so full of themsleves that they could fill the oceans with their blood -Me
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All hell that ends well -Me
Some people are so full of themsleves that they could fill the oceans with their blood -Me
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Posted 21 August 2002 - 09:48 PM
Darkk0 plants a "weirdness gas" dispenser under the monopoly table. Meanwhile, Alacina cleans out 30 Catharan merchants at poker, before returning their money and suggesting they play with cards that are not transparent in infared.
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"In literature as in love we are astounded by what is chosen by others." Andre Maurois
"In literature as in love we are astounded by what is chosen by others." Andre Maurois
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Posted 22 August 2002 - 08:19 AM
OV finishes with the guards and starts puttint notorious DeathMonkeys™ over the entrance of the bar.
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All hell that ends well -Me
Some people are so full of themsleves that they could fill the oceans with their blood -Me
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Some people are so full of themsleves that they could fill the oceans with their blood -Me
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Posted 24 August 2002 - 05:45 PM
A Krikkit warship appears in the middle of the bar with the sound of many people saying something (ooc: i seriously cant remember, i never should've loaned out my Guide!). Krikkit robots swarm out, and loud disco music suddenly blasts from the open hatch. A disco ball pops out of the nose of the warship, and begins revolving in mid-air, while numerous coloured lights set up by the robots reflect off the ball, casting groovy reflections every which way. Several people are mercifully killed by overenthusiastic dancing robots, but the others enter into the deep agony and depression that can only be caused by the 70's.
A spaceship docks in the bar, and a tall, ancient alien emerges from it. It walks over to Shrout 2, pushing it's way through robots.
"Shrout 1, you are an assmunch." It explains in a monotome.
"I'm not Shrout 1, I'm Shrout 2."
The alien looks at it's datapad, and looks back at Shrout 2.
"Bloody hell..." It mutters.
"The second time too. I'm getting too old for this..."
The spaceship takes off, as the Krikkit robots continue to partay.
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If you attack this, I can securely say, that you are insecure.
A spaceship docks in the bar, and a tall, ancient alien emerges from it. It walks over to Shrout 2, pushing it's way through robots.
"Shrout 1, you are an assmunch." It explains in a monotome.
"I'm not Shrout 1, I'm Shrout 2."
The alien looks at it's datapad, and looks back at Shrout 2.
"Bloody hell..." It mutters.
"The second time too. I'm getting too old for this..."
The spaceship takes off, as the Krikkit robots continue to partay.
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If you attack this, I can securely say, that you are insecure.
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Posted 25 August 2002 - 11:08 AM
OV leaves the bar for some good food.
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Some people are so full of themsleves that they could fill the oceans with their blood -Me
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All hell that ends well -Me
Some people are so full of themsleves that they could fill the oceans with their blood -Me
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Posted 25 August 2002 - 07:01 PM
See you later, OV! *Starts cleaning some glasses and then notices the ship sitting inside of the bar. A strange computer glows inside, and Cicion scans it with the bar's sensors. Even though it's some of the most advanced data storage technology he's ever seen, it seems entirely dedicated to simple storage of untold trillions of tiny bits of information. Cicion shrugs and presses a button which teleports the ship and its occupant back outside the bar.
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"A camel is a horse done by commitee."
-Johannes Somary
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"A camel is a horse done by commitee."
-Johannes Somary
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"PS: If nothing's working around here, it's because I'm laughing so hard."
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"PS: If nothing's working around here, it's because I'm laughing so hard."
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Posted 26 August 2002 - 07:07 PM
OV comes back with good food for everyone.
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Some people are so full of themsleves that they could fill the oceans with their blood -Me
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All hell that ends well -Me
Some people are so full of themsleves that they could fill the oceans with their blood -Me
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Posted 27 August 2002 - 10:53 PM
Bartender, roll the dice to see if I'm getting dunk
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See I'm the king of the swingers, the Jungle V.I.P.,
But I've reached the top and had to stop,
And that's what's
botherin' me.
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See I'm the king of the swingers, the Jungle V.I.P.,
But I've reached the top and had to stop,
And that's what's
botherin' me.
Never question my science.
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Posted 28 August 2002 - 12:08 PM
You got it. Now, let's see... *Consults the Bars and Barkeeps® rulebook and rolls 5D2.3 along the bar.* Let's see... *Consults the charts on his Bartender Screen* Well, according to this, you are now a linoleum toad. This is a pretty odd rulebook. Oh, and thanks for the food, OV.
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"General Veers, prepare your men!"
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-Traek Cicion, barkeep extraordinaire
"General Veers, prepare your men!"
-Traek Cicion, barkeep extraordinaire
"PS: If nothing's working around here, it's because I'm laughing so hard."
-Durandal
"PS: If nothing's working around here, it's because I'm laughing so hard."
-Durandal
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Posted 03 September 2002 - 01:18 PM
Hey is that a piece of fairy-cake?!
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See I'm the king of the swingers, the Jungle V.I.P.,
But I've reached the top and had to stop,
And that's what's
botherin' me.
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See I'm the king of the swingers, the Jungle V.I.P.,
But I've reached the top and had to stop,
And that's what's
botherin' me.
Never question my science.
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Posted 04 September 2002 - 12:53 PM
Why yes, it is. Help yourself, if you like.
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"General Veers, prepare your men!"
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-Traek Cicion, barkeep extraordinaire
"General Veers, prepare your men!"
-Traek Cicion, barkeep extraordinaire
"PS: If nothing's working around here, it's because I'm laughing so hard."
-Durandal
"PS: If nothing's working around here, it's because I'm laughing so hard."
-Durandal
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Posted 08 September 2002 - 07:41 PM
OV takes a vacation to Hawaii
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All hell that ends well -Me
Some people are so full of themsleves that they could fill the oceans with their blood -Me
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All hell that ends well -Me
Some people are so full of themsleves that they could fill the oceans with their blood -Me
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Posted 13 September 2002 - 08:28 AM
C'mon, let's revive this bar! Start posting again! *Pours drinks.* A free drink for anyone who posts!
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-Traek Cicion, barkeep extraordinaire
"General Veers, prepare your men!"
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-Traek Cicion, barkeep extraordinaire
"General Veers, prepare your men!"
-Traek Cicion, barkeep extraordinaire
"PS: If nothing's working around here, it's because I'm laughing so hard."
-Durandal
"PS: If nothing's working around here, it's because I'm laughing so hard."
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Posted 16 September 2002 - 01:58 PM
Hey, watch it with that thing!
LCA jumps back, draws Krupps-Matzer™ AM-Blaster Mk 4®©™
to threaten 9024 with,
thinks better of shooting anyone,
holsters blaster again and decides to avail of that free drink.
nods at Bartender "BlueyGreen® please"
makes polite conversation
"So what kind of a name is 9024 anyway,
you escape from a penal colony or something...?"
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Oh, so it is another bug hunt then...
LCA jumps back, draws Krupps-Matzer™ AM-Blaster Mk 4®©™
to threaten 9024 with,
thinks better of shooting anyone,
holsters blaster again and decides to avail of that free drink.
nods at Bartender "BlueyGreen® please"
makes polite conversation
"So what kind of a name is 9024 anyway,
you escape from a penal colony or something...?"
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Oh, so it is another bug hunt then...
Oh, so it is another bug hunt then...
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Posted 16 September 2002 - 05:51 PM
Here's your BlueyGreen®, Anic. Enjoy.
Y'know, we oughta start up another RPG. It's been too long.
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-Traek Cicion, barkeep extraordinaire
"General Veers, prepare your men!"
Y'know, we oughta start up another RPG. It's been too long.
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-Traek Cicion, barkeep extraordinaire
"General Veers, prepare your men!"
-Traek Cicion, barkeep extraordinaire
"PS: If nothing's working around here, it's because I'm laughing so hard."
-Durandal
"PS: If nothing's working around here, it's because I'm laughing so hard."
-Durandal
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Posted 17 September 2002 - 12:19 PM
Indeed it has.
Much too long my friend. Things seem to have gotten quiet around here.
Pass me a classic GreenyBlue, won't you old boy?
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"That was quick."
"Well you know, when you don't do it right it doesn't take as long."
Much too long my friend. Things seem to have gotten quiet around here.
Pass me a classic GreenyBlue, won't you old boy?
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"That was quick."
"Well you know, when you don't do it right it doesn't take as long."
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Posted 17 September 2002 - 03:01 PM
OK, so what kind of (Hic) RPG did you have in mind then (Hic)?
Hm, this BlueyGreen®©™ has a lot of air in it. must be the new recipe...
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Oh, so it is another bug hunt then...
Hm, this BlueyGreen®©™ has a lot of air in it. must be the new recipe...
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Oh, so it is another bug hunt then...
Oh, so it is another bug hunt then...
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Posted 18 September 2002 - 07:45 AM
Here's a GreenyBlue®©, Spamo. *tosses spamo the concoction.* Well, something with grand space battles, odd plots, and good characters and so forth.
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-Traek Cicion, barkeep extraordinaire
"General Veers, prepare your men!"
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-Traek Cicion, barkeep extraordinaire
"General Veers, prepare your men!"
-Traek Cicion, barkeep extraordinaire
"PS: If nothing's working around here, it's because I'm laughing so hard."
-Durandal
"PS: If nothing's working around here, it's because I'm laughing so hard."
-Durandal
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Posted 20 September 2002 - 08:58 AM
We don't have to make it unique, necessarily. Just needs a good story.
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"General Veers, prepare your men!"
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-Traek Cicion, barkeep extraordinaire
"General Veers, prepare your men!"
-Traek Cicion, barkeep extraordinaire
"PS: If nothing's working around here, it's because I'm laughing so hard."
-Durandal
"PS: If nothing's working around here, it's because I'm laughing so hard."
-Durandal
