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The Officers Club Bar #5

#1 User is offline   Overrider720 

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Posted 13 May 2002 - 01:54 PM

he he. Sorry guys, i've been missing out on all of this but let's start bar #5!

No, i'm not a newcomer, just been busy. Hey shrout how have you been, you're still here right?

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Posted 13 May 2002 - 07:25 PM

That's really Cicion's perogative, but oh well.

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Posted 13 May 2002 - 09:42 PM

Dammit, I said, loudly and clearly, that I wanted to be the one to post the new bar. My bar hasn't gone under my name since the first post!!
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Posted 13 May 2002 - 10:55 PM

I agree, 'twas somewhat silly to post the next topic after you'd said you really wanted to post the next topic. Ah, well. He didn't mean badly, and may have missed that post of yours. We'll probably all survive. At any rate, I'd like a second coke, no ice.

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Posted 14 May 2002 - 02:15 PM

/me feels bad. New I should have read through the last bar. I am soooooooooooooo sorry Cicion. Feel free to beat me sensless

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Posted 14 May 2002 - 05:03 PM

Shrout1 saunters casually into this already risque bar. Indeed, I am still here! I survived the exile put on me by my parents, I survived the release of Nova; Indeed - I stand strong!!!

What an entrance, eh? <Feels smugly content with himself>.

Shrout1 sits down at the barstool next to OV, who has been beaten to pulp and wallows in drunken (I dunno, drunken something). He passes him a Sober-Up® pill, and says "Don't worry, we'll remember next time." He adjusts his cyber-leg strut to a more comfortable position.
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And While I'm at it;
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And indeed, that's me, so I'll just post a very happy, very bad resolution picture of me and get this party started!!!

For the first time, on the webboards!!!
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Ta Dah!!

Pass me a drink!! I think I want a Dr. Pepper (makes the world taste better!)

[edit] GnnnnnrhhhhhhHgh!!! No IMG!!!! I'm dashed!!! Well, you can just go to the picts anyway, if you really want to.[edit]

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Posted 14 May 2002 - 09:08 PM

Ah, it's all right, Over. Don't worry about it. Here, I'll order a round of drinks for everyone, on you. *Grins, and fetches Mag his ice-free coke.*



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Posted 15 May 2002 - 01:42 AM

Hey, toss a horse-tranquilizer this way with a demerol chaser. I need to relax. First days at work can be hell.

Next time Cicion. 200 posts'll fly by just like nothing.

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Posted 15 May 2002 - 02:05 PM

Oh yeah - real fast.

Shrout1 sits at the bar, sipping his drink, looking around, listening to the crickets. He starts to talk about the time he ate the broccoli, and finally at the third piece he looked real close and discovered hundreds of little bugs, but someone stops him. (Indeed, that was today)

Cricket chirps again.

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Posted 15 May 2002 - 02:12 PM

Hey shrout! Long time no see. How have you been.

OV trys to drink the coke but his broken nose causes him to suffocate

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Posted 17 May 2002 - 02:45 PM

Shrout1 passes OV an oxygen tank.

Sorry if you really broke your nose - I was going to post a drawing (or at least its url) of what I was doing when I broke it (game plan kinda) but it turned out funny. I'll try later. Basically I did a 180 on my ankle. Not fun!

Pass me a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster, It'll bash away all my fears as if with a gold brick wrapped in a lemon flavored towelette. (I think that's how it goes)

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Posted 17 May 2002 - 04:10 PM

A 180° on your foot? How'd you manage that?

I broke my nose during infiled practice before a game. I was catching and I tossed the ball to my coach, turned around and Wham! Got nailed in the face by another ball being thrown around. It's only a small hairline fracture, nothing big.

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Posted 17 May 2002 - 10:21 PM

/me demonstrates a 180° on his foot, then collapses on the floor, cursing. Cicion sends for a med team, which carries Mag out, while most patrons point and laugh.

"Well, I guess that's how you manage a 180° on your foot," Overrider comments.

Mag's foot falls off as he is being carried out of the bar, shortly followed by more laughing. After the stretcher rounds the turn, one of the medics hurriedly runs back and picks up the foot, before heading off around the corner, yelling about the foot.

Shrout1 comments. "Well, when I did the 180° on my ankle, it was sorta like that. Not nearly as dramatic, though. See, it was more like...."

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Posted 18 May 2002 - 07:27 AM

Ok Ok! I get the picture, don't need to see that again.

OV demonstrates how to break a nose. A baseball comes flying out of no where and nails OV in the face. OV blacks out

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Posted 18 May 2002 - 10:21 AM

Hmm, I forgot I'd had that Spontaneous Object Generator installed in the bar. Handy. *Picks up the baseball and tosses it into the machine's recieving chute, where it is converted back into formless protomatter.*

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Posted 18 May 2002 - 04:33 PM

OV wakes up all bloody. "Well that was fun." OV says as he sitsdown at a table. OV orders a very large DP and Vanilla Coke

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Posted 19 May 2002 - 04:36 PM

Ah, Vanilla Coke - has anyone tried that? If so, what did you think?

And yeah, sorry to hear it OV - I hate breaking things. That nasty adrenaline rush right afterwards is really a pain, and then you have to be real careful for a while. Did they fix you up with anything? I don't even know if there's anything like a nose cast - that'd be kinda strange. But I hope you get over it fast, never fun.

Shrout1 orders Vanilla Cokes for everyone, just so they can see what it tastes like (even though it's only imaginary). And then to be sure that the evil Coca-Cola beverage does not get loose and start to tantalize its victim's taste buds, he orders everyone a DP. Posted Image

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Posted 20 May 2002 - 03:22 AM

I bet it [Vanilla Coke] is a lot like that damnable crystal pepsi. God that stuff was nasty with a capital nasty.
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Posted 20 May 2002 - 06:06 AM

Why am I here? I thought I clicked on this [url="http://"http://www.AmbrosiaSW.com/cgi-bin/ubb/postdisplay.cgi?forum=Forum11&topic=000269"]link[/url]. Ach.

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Posted 20 May 2002 - 02:04 PM

I had some vanila coke going flat but it was still quite tasty.

Ah, come on Jovie, stay a while. Have a drink!

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Posted 20 May 2002 - 08:06 PM

I think that bit with Joveia was an attempt at some subtle advertising.

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Posted 20 May 2002 - 08:22 PM

Gee, d'ya think so?

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Posted 21 May 2002 - 03:40 AM

I am a [url="http://"http://www.AmbrosiaSW.com/cgi-bin/ubb/postdisplay.cgi?forum=Forum11&topic=000269"]troubled man[/url].

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Posted 21 May 2002 - 01:40 PM

[url="http://"http://www.AmbrosiaSW.com/cgi-bin/ubb/postdisplay.cgi?forum=Forum11&topic=000269"]Indeed Joveia, you are a troubled man. In fact, I think that at times you are so troubled, it troubles me. And maybe it even troubles other people. But I can't really be sure. I don't know because I'm not them, and I don't know what they're thinking. So in the end, I'm only confused and more troubled. Ah, life....[/url]

(that was what you wanted, right?)

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Posted 21 May 2002 - 04:53 PM

I'd join, but I suck at webstories

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