Ambrosia Software Web Board: The Officer's Club Minors Bar - Ambrosia Software Web Board

This is a Mini-Bar, where drinks are cheap., and is basically just a a place to hang out and chill. You can pretty much do anything you want here, and, maybe, If you get popular in the bar, you'll get hired for a job. I made this place as an alternative to those huge, growing bars for anyone who wants to have a big part in the foundation of a bar and start out as a regular. You might want to start a chain-story, like the budget bar. Go ahead. You might just want to argue and brawl. Go ahead, if the mods don't mind and it's nothing offensive. Basically, this hopefully is and is meant to be, the ideal place for newbies to get accuainted to the boards, and regulars to hang out. Mods get free drinks the first week.
*Cuts ribbon with giant scissors* Let the party begin!

PS: for those of you who want to know exactly where this bar is, it is based at Ishiman Central, Ishima System, in an old lot in the back back of a residential area that has recently been renovated. (The bar, not the lot or area) It tends to telpeort in time and space, so we constantly move. This is just the land I bought. Soon we will move to a classy hotel on Proxima Centurai! we also have outlets in Sacramento, San Diego, Chattanooga, St. Louis, Toronto, Sydney, Tehran, Tokyo, an old Industrial Dactory, Steve Jobs' house, and Wellington, NZ.

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Best place on the list, I tell ya. You couldn't ask for more... mountains, valleys, gorgeous sunsets...



*Drinks a 3 liter Dr. Pepper*


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[url="http://"http://saberstudios.evula.net"]Saber Studios[/url] - Your source for original EV/O/N graphics.
GameRanger: -Sß- Captain Skyblade | Battle.net: Skyblade86
[url="http://"http://home.cfl.rr.com/aresev/"]The Legion[/url] | [url="http://"http://www.gameranger.com"]GameRanger[/url] | [url="http://"http://www.evula.com/"]EVula's Lair[/url] | [url="http://"http://www.meowx.com/"]Meowx Design[/url]

Women...

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Madness takes it's toll; Please have exact change.

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Southern girls are the best of the best. Come on down to Chattanooga, so long as you behave yourself and don't do anything stupid.


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[url="http://"http://saberstudios.evula.net"]Saber Studios[/url] - Your source for original EV/O/N graphics.
GameRanger: -Sß- Captain Skyblade | Battle.net: Skyblade86
[url="http://"http://home.cfl.rr.com/aresev/"]The Legion[/url] | [url="http://"http://www.gameranger.com"]GameRanger[/url] | [url="http://"http://www.evula.com/"]EVula's Lair[/url] | [url="http://"http://www.meowx.com/"]Meowx Design[/url]

Remeber how I said this placce movies through time and space frequently? well, we are going way back to Chattanooga, 2001 A.D.
Don't get sea... err... I mean SPACE-sick!

SB, your drink is on the house, but you should trey our new size. The 300,000,000 liter Joveia-blaster. it has a litle cannon that shoots DP at half the speed of sound from my personal, everlasting source o' soda.
As for me, I'll have a Barq's, 35 oz.



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If you're not part of the solution, You're part of the precipitate.

say, I forgot to mention it, but is anyone here homeschooled? I have a clan of homeschoolers you cvan join, you don't neeed to play anyone or anything like that. <Shamelss Plug> [url="http://"http://saberstudios.evula.net/hsgr.html"]http://saberstudios....a.net/hsgr.html[/url] </Shameless Plug>

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If you're not part of the solution, You're part of the precipitate.

[This message has been edited by Danielnma (edited 12-12-2001).]

Wheee!! We're going back in time!

Everyone stay away from your grandfathers.

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Madness takes it's toll; Please have exact change.

An Obish escort lands in the parking lot (It's the alternate to my Crescent Warship) and Shrout1 steps out. Hey, if he's not hanging in Steel Bar on the EVO board he may as well be here. He promises to make intersting things happen. And if you don't beleive him, check out the Steel Bar.

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Shrout1

Interesting things, eh? Interesting things that interest me that are interesting on a contrasting level of intrest to other things that interest me with much interest? is that what you mean by interesting forms of intersting interest? You should be sorry you asked by now.,

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If you're not part of the solution, You're part of the precipitate.

I think I'll slip in and take advantage of the free-drink week for mods.

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"I'm a controversial figure. My friends either dislike me or hate me."

Half of the S.S. Legree, a space psych ward, pulls up to the bar. It was lost somewhere in deep space and had last been sighted at Steel Bar. Out of the ship and into the bar spill 150 lunatics, looking for **** Clark and searching for monkies. They approach the bar.

(Hey, I never knew his first name was a profanity! - Looks like I have no choice in this situation though)
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Shrout1

[This message has been edited by Shrout1 (edited 12-13-2001).]

No prob, Avatara. What would ya like?

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If you're not part of the solution, You're part of the precipitate.

I think I'll take the time to savor a fond memory....how about a Dr. Pepper?

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"I'm a controversial figure. My friends either dislike me or hate me."

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Good choice. Best stuff on the menu, I tell ya...

"Thanks for the early Christmas gift, Dan. Joveia will be honored to see such a device named and created in his destruction."




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[url="http://"http://saberstudios.evula.net"]Saber Studios[/url] - Your source for original EV/O/N graphics.
GameRanger: -Sß- Captain Skyblade | Battle.net: Skyblade86
[url="http://"http://home.cfl.rr.com/aresev/"]The Legion[/url] | [url="http://"http://www.gameranger.com"]GameRanger[/url] | [url="http://"http://www.evula.com/"]EVula's Lair[/url] | [url="http://"http://www.meowx.com/"]Meowx Design[/url]

Barkeep!
I'll take three fried chickens and a coke.

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Madness takes it's toll; Please have exact change.

"Three fried chickens? Sounds good. That's all we've got left..."

*hands Spamo his order, with Danny's approval, of course*

"And that will cost you extra. Chicken has been hard to come by these past few years. Four hundred and sixty-seven dollars is your final fee."




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[url="http://"http://saberstudios.evula.net"]Saber Studios[/url] - Your source for original EV/O/N graphics.
GameRanger: -Sß- Captain Skyblade | Battle.net: Skyblade86
[url="http://"http://home.cfl.rr.com/aresev/"]The Legion[/url] | [url="http://"http://www.gameranger.com"]GameRanger[/url] | [url="http://"http://www.evula.com/"]EVula's Lair[/url] | [url="http://"http://www.meowx.com/"]Meowx Design[/url]

"uh-oh" OV says as he goes on a DP rush and drinks all the Dr. Pepper in the World.

"Oh crap" OV says as he rolls out the doorr

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You have been overriden by Overrider. Prepare to die evil scum! -Me
There are 9 people in this world. Those who can eat and those who don't know how to write a sig.
The Underdogs Smiles:[url="http://"http://community.theunderdogs.org/smiley/gallery.htm"]Underdog Smiles[/url]
AIM: Overrider720, Ferazel17 or WhiteStreak7

"OV, bathroom is down the hall and to the left" *jerks thumb in general direction*

Skyblade: "Isn't that the bar's private brewery?"

"shh!"

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"I'm a controversial figure. My friends either dislike me or hate me."

OV! what about Avatara's DP? *jerks OV towards the real directoin of the bathroom*
sigh...
ok, SB, you can work here if you want. here's your costume, entertain spamo so he doesn't bug me. *hands Skyblade a humiliating clown suit*

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If you're not part of the solution, You're part of the precipitate.

Ah, don't mind Danny there SB. He's still sore from when I deleted his wang in the other bar. All water under the bridge now. Hey, can I be the bouncer?

*shows off his 1337 ||1||j4 skillz.*

I need something to go with these chickens. Do you have any dry white toast?

(p.s. I hope somebody is getting these references.)

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Madness takes it's toll; Please have exact change.

OV walks out of the bathroom. "sorry"

OV pass's out

fun life eh?

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You have been overriden by Overrider. Prepare to die evil scum! -Me
There are 9 people in this world. Those who can eat and those who don't know how to write a sig.
The Underdogs Smiles:[url="http://"http://community.theunderdogs.org/smiley/gallery.htm"]Underdog Smiles[/url]
AIM: Overrider720, Ferazel17 or WhiteStreak7

Shrout1 addresses a lunatic;
I am not Di*k Clark, I am not Di*k Clark! Why is his first name a profanity!
Lunatic - "Are you Di*k Clark?"

(This actually happened to me once - and I do know the second meaning for his name)

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Shrout1

*Puts on clown suit*

"Hey, I kinda like it! Fits my personality, eh?"




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[url="http://"http://saberstudios.evula.net"]Saber Studios[/url] - Your source for original EV/O/N graphics.
GameRanger: -Sß- Captain Skyblade | Battle.net: Skyblade86
[url="http://"http://home.cfl.rr.com/aresev/"]The Legion[/url] | [url="http://"http://www.gameranger.com"]GameRanger[/url] | [url="http://"http://www.evula.com/"]EVula's Lair[/url] | [url="http://"http://www.meowx.com/"]Meowx Design[/url]

So what did you all get here in? I like my Obish escort, and would've used my heavy escort, except that it's not original to the game. I guess I lean a little towards Audemedon cruisers too, gotta love em, but I didn't want to scare anyone by showing up in an Audemedon ship. So, what's your favorite ship?

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Shrout1

Suddenly everone in the bar ducks. The roaring thunder of two human carriers come screaming down from space.
The bar is nearly riped in half by the noise, then all is silent.
Someone stands up and says "we need to make a law banning that kind of entry".

Then the door to the bar opens. Skyfox walks in "hi guys", bartender, got any Pepsi?


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Truth is a double edged sword,
with it the ignorant newbie is beaten,
with it your mistakes are exposed.