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The Officer's Club Minors Bar

#26 Captain Skyblade

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Posted 15 December 2001 - 05:50 PM

"Why, you've just commited the most sinful deed in the entire galaxy! The evil roach juice empire, also known as pepsi (which does not deserve to be capitalized), is a proud supporter of the Cantharan Order. You are accused of high treason!"

*Ishiman guards carry Skyfox off to a local jail, and make him drink Dr. Pepper*

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#27 Shrout1

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Posted 15 December 2001 - 08:17 PM

Shrout1 makes a big noise!

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#28 Skyfox

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Posted 15 December 2001 - 08:43 PM

Then a squad of 10 canthrean troops burst into the bar.
They hold skyblade at gunpoint and force him to tell them where skyfox is.
They quickly leave for the the correct jail.

The unsupecting jail guards guards were quicly overpowered.
The canthreans walked towards the cell where skyfox is kept, they find him being forced to drink dr peppers by two guards. The canthrean troop guickly use their stunguns to disable the guards.

Skyfox breaths a sigh of releaf. "Thanks guys"!
The canthrean troop take off their masks and suits, to reveal that they are humans, not canthreans.
"Now onward to destroy every Dr. Pepper in the galaxy!"

Naa, barkeeper, just plane water and a big mac.
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#29 Avatara

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Posted 15 December 2001 - 09:16 PM

Plane water? Man, better hope it isn't from one of those babies that just returned from a long-distance flight. That water gets pretty stale really fast, not to mention it makes your teeth blue.

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#30 El Spamo

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Posted 15 December 2001 - 09:34 PM

Hey, ya never know what some people are into. He DOES drink pepsi after all.

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#31 Danielnma

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Posted 15 December 2001 - 11:29 PM

Skyblade, you FOOL! You have gievn him the honor of drinking DP!! NOOOOOOOOOOO! What were you THINKING! Spamo: Yes, we have toast. How many slices?

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#32 El Spamo

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Posted 16 December 2001 - 06:03 AM

64 slices of dry white toast...*gulp*
63 slices....*gulp*
62 slices....*gulp*
*much later&

two...slices....*gulp*
One...slice......*gulp*

Oh yeah, we're toasted. Nice and toasted.

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#33 Shrout1

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Posted 16 December 2001 - 01:03 PM

Makes another big noise and drinks a Dr. Pepper

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#34 Captain Pharris

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Posted 16 December 2001 - 04:41 PM

A ;arge and bad;y abused human gunship tumbles out of the sky and crashes heavily on the tarmack outside. Several emergency hatches blast outwards, and thirty-odd crew members scramble out. They congregate about a hundred yards away, watching nervously. Suddenly, a man in a worn bomber jacket, dark mirrored sunglasses holding a badly abused cigar between his teeth dives out of the smoking emergency hatches. He is carrying two large duffel bags. He runs hard as the engineering section of the ship flares out in a plume of plasma. He is knocked to the ground by the blast, but as he stands up, he sees that the blast has taken away most of the rear portion of the ship. He looks at his ship, looks down at the bags, shrugs, and carries them towards the crew. Everyone cheers as they occupy the bar. Captain Pharris adjusts his smouldering cigar, pulls out a large quantity of cash(which doesn't seem to make a dent in the contents) and slaps it on the bar.

"That's a down payment on our tab, which you are going top open right now. Gimme a round of pan galactic gargleblasters for everyone, and point me to the nearest bank."

The crew crowd around, along with everyone else to drink. Captain Pharris watches his bags carefully.

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#35 Overrider720

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Posted 16 December 2001 - 07:26 PM

OV sits down and watches the madness

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#36 Captain Skyblade

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Posted 17 December 2001 - 09:02 AM

*Skyblade shoots Skyfox and his ten guards*

"Oh well. That was fun." Posted Image

*Drinks Dr. Pepper, and continues to give it to everyone*

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#37 Overrider720

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Posted 17 December 2001 - 02:48 PM

Yay!!!!! Free DP!!!!!

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#38 Danielnma

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Posted 17 December 2001 - 09:52 PM

Pharris: Tarmac? What tarmac? Ohhhh, you mean the bomb rack.... *Large Explosion™ is heard from outside*
Hey OV, here's your early Christmas present! A new, untested invention, the mini-DP brewery! it fits inside your pocket, and when you press the green button on the remote control, it goes to a '1x'1 instant DP brewery, that is about the size of a coffee table and can be placed virtually anywhere! it makes 1 gallon of DP every 5 minutes when on. Press the red button on it to shrink it down again. Press the purple button with pink polkadots to give Joveia a wedgie. Posted Image

Hint: press the PINK button with PURPLE polkadots that is hidden on the back to give El Spamo a wedgie.

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#39 Shrout1

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Posted 18 December 2001 - 03:43 PM

Well, Shrout1 decides not to be interesting and turns on his personal cloaking device. He will just watch, wait and be ignored. Of course he might also knock some stuff over and kick some people and spill hot coffee and generally be invisible. First thing he does is run over and press the pink button with purple polka-dots.

*Scream in background*

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#40 Mike

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Posted 18 December 2001 - 03:49 PM

Good Lord!! I leave for 2 weeks and they've already got another bar goin'. Man, I've really got to get back on the boards.

Pulls PDA from large belt of gadgets on his waist and makes note.

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#41 Shrout1

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Posted 18 December 2001 - 04:48 PM

Shrout1 grabs PDA and shoves it in his cloaked pocket - cool - PDA!

(Don't worry, I'm only borrowing it, you can find it in the women's restroom - third stall over)

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#42 Overrider720

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Posted 18 December 2001 - 06:55 PM

Thank you Daniel! OV uses all the buttons and drinks lots of DP's giveing spamo the occasional wedgie Posted Image

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#43 Avatara

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Posted 18 December 2001 - 09:56 PM

Quote

Originally posted by Shrout1:
Shrout1 grabs PDA and shoves it in his cloaked pocket - cool - PDA!

(Don't worry, I'm only borrowing it, you can find it in the women's restroom - third stall over)

Doesn't PDA stand for "Public Display of Affection"? Posted Image

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#44 El Spamo

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Posted 18 December 2001 - 10:12 PM

Next person that touches that button is going to find themselves with a hot lead enema.

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#45 Athena

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Posted 19 December 2001 - 09:38 AM

A mild gust of wind opens the bar door to reveal a lone figure standing at the doorstep. A dainty and tall figure walks in the bar, sits in a quite booth and begins looking over some data boards.

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#46 Mike

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Posted 19 December 2001 - 02:40 PM

[quote]Originally posted by Avatara:
Doesn't PDA stand for "Public Display of Affection"?

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#47 Shrout1

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Posted 19 December 2001 - 05:09 PM

An invisible Shrout1 walks over and presses he pink button with purple polka dots.

*More Screams in background*

*Random Gunfire*

The cloaked Shrout1 drops to the floor and crawls to an undisclosed location in the back of the bar.

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#48 Overrider720

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Posted 19 December 2001 - 05:20 PM

"welcome back Athena" OV says as he dodges gun fire.

Oh and Spamo, OV pushes the button

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#49 Danielnma

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Posted 19 December 2001 - 08:59 PM

*Daniel passes a miniature version of OV's remote to everyone, but it only has the one give-Spamo-a-wedgie- button of OV's remote.*
Wedgie away!

I'm kinda at a loss for words for all the hilarious stuff happening- so make more!

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#50 Mike

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Posted 20 December 2001 - 01:08 PM

Mike walks into the bar and, after dodging a few laser blasts and exploding plasma grenades, walks over to the bar.

"Hey Danny, give me a Cream Soda."

"Sure," replies Danny and slides Mike the can over.

*slurp* "Man, that was good!"

Mike stops and realizes that this was a completly pointless post and then he explodes.

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