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#51 User is offline   Athena 

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Posted 20 December 2001 - 01:27 PM

Athena orders a Dr. Pepper

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Posted 20 December 2001 - 03:01 PM

OV stops pushing the button being that spamo seems anoyed

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Posted 20 December 2001 - 10:38 PM

Mike, that was NOT a pontless post. Joveia and Spamo working in league POISONED THAT Dr.Pepper! Fortunatley, all people with real first names that don't start with Z are immune to it. Posted Image Joveia's name and Spamo's BETTER start with a Z.

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Posted 20 December 2001 - 10:59 PM

/Me is glad that Dr. Pepper has become the bar favorite. Posted Image

/Leaves the bar to go trash a division of Cantharan troops patrolling occupied earth.


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Posted 21 December 2001 - 04:46 PM

Invisible Shrout1 runs over to Spamo and just straight out gives him a wedgie. Not just any wedgie but a mind bending, time-contunuim tearing, black-hole-creating, parallel universe destroying, quantam physics defying wedgie. Then he's done with it. Uncloaks and walks to bathroom.

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Posted 21 December 2001 - 07:28 PM

OV gets himself some DP and shoots down a cuople Canthran troops

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Posted 22 December 2001 - 03:49 AM

Spamo jacks the clip on his DE .50, slaps in a fresh box of Black Talons and walks into the bathroom after Shrout. There are a few loud blasts followed by a girlish shriek. A few seconds later Spamo walks out of the bathroom finishing tying Shrout's testicles to a cord and ties that to his belt. Then he walks over to OV and introduces him to a steel toed boot and the back door.

Anyone else wanna play? No? Damn, and I was having fun too.

*dodges a couple of thrown knives, dives, rolls and comes up firing taking down a pair of button pushing patrons. Lobbing a grenade to the other side of the room, he casually walks back to the bar. Wiping off a couple of pieces of mike (who exploded) he takes his place back on his seat and cracks a fresh can of brewskie.*

Another beautiful day in the Corp. Every meal a banquet, every paycheck a fortune, every march a parade. God I love the Corp.!!

Yo Danny Boy, these patrons is gettin' rowdy. Does I gotta bash some more heads or what?

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Posted 22 December 2001 - 08:15 AM

OV stumbles back in "Hey I stopped!"

OV gets a few firedarts and aims at Spamo

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Posted 22 December 2001 - 02:40 PM

"Phew! Gotta love those holo-generators!" Shrout1 thinks to himself as he steps out of the stall next to the one El-Spamo destroyed the fake Shrout1 in. He washes his hands and turns on his personal shield. "Better make up I guess." Shrout1 buys El Spamo a drink and an automatic wedgie preventer.

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Posted 22 December 2001 - 05:44 PM

OV longs for DP. He sees a can roll across the floor. "MINE!!" he yells as he dives for it

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Posted 22 December 2001 - 09:23 PM

But Overrider finds out, just as he is about to drink from the Dr. Pepper can, that it's full of a Cantharan kill fluid...


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Posted 23 December 2001 - 02:33 AM

Aw, it's the Christmas season!

Gathers everyone together, Danny, OV, Shrout, and EVERYONE, and sings christmas carols.

Good will to everyone. Happy Holidays!

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Posted 23 December 2001 - 09:27 AM

OV sees the crap in the can and chucks out the window. "NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! MUST DRINK DP!!!!!!!!!!"

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Posted 23 December 2001 - 09:28 AM

"Oh yes, Merry Chrsitmas everyone," OV says as he sings Sleigh Ride

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Posted 23 December 2001 - 12:45 PM

Merry Christmas El Spamo! (/tries to forget wedgie thing)

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Posted 23 December 2001 - 05:54 PM

*nudges shrout*

"What got him so angry? Was it you invading into the females' bathroom?"

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Posted 23 December 2001 - 06:32 PM

I think he tore my holographic testicles out because of that mind-blowing wedgie I gave him. (All in good fun though Posted Image )

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Posted 23 December 2001 - 07:05 PM

Hmm...if you need holographic testicles, I think you have a problem.

And I don't mean Spamo... Posted Image

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Posted 23 December 2001 - 08:21 PM

Ok, can we please talking about something else?

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Posted 23 December 2001 - 08:51 PM

Avatara, Moderator or not, PLEASE move on to a better subject. Merry Christmas everyone! (even though I celebrate Channukah) ALL of you get a free drink, on the house! OV, you said you need DP. Ummm.... DID YOU FORGET WHAT I GAVE YOU FOR CHRiSTMAS?!?!? Posted Image



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Posted 23 December 2001 - 08:51 PM

Azdara Ace walks in, escorted as always by his 3 Azdgari companions. "Hello everyone."

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Posted 23 December 2001 - 08:55 PM

BTW, has anyone seen the Lord of the Rings movie?
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Posted 23 December 2001 - 08:57 PM

Hey azdara, you posted the exsact same time that I did! cool!

So, anyone gonna get some christmas decor and spruce up the place?


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Posted 23 December 2001 - 09:22 PM

Hi Azdara, by the way all unkown races from other games vaporize right, NOW!

OV looks at his gift, "oh. I thought Spmao broke it"

OV pushes the button a good, 1..2...3...5 Billion times

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Posted 23 December 2001 - 09:39 PM

Awwww.....No Azdgari friends..... Did I get a Christmas present?

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