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I think she was referring to bob...

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"hERE you go, um..."
"Athena"
"Yes, of course, Athena, that would be 15 dollars."
"We haven't used dollars for a long time."
"Oh, well, um...just take it."
"Okay"

Athena grabs one and walks away fiddling with it with a puzzled look on her face.

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wHAT'S THIS

Count Altair walks inside bar and sits down. He scans the room and it's various clienté. Finally, after no one comes for several minutes, he walks over to a booth, looks under a chair, and scratches his chin in confusion...

[This message has been edited by Count Altair El Alemein (edited 06-21-2001).]

Athena walked towards Alemien and asked, "You look like your having trouble thinking." Alemien rose to her with a stumped look, "Huh?" Athena chuckled and said, "You look a little puzzled." Alemein scratched his face and said, "Well...."

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No one gets what they wish for,
They get what they work for.

I see Athena is from Saturn now.

Alemein coughs into his hand.

'No it's nothing.'

'Really?' Asks Athena.

'No, forget about it.'

'OK...' She say slightly put off.

Alemein walks over to the other chair, and looks under it. He sighs, almost unnoticeably, and then picks something off the bottom of the chair. Putting it in his pocket right away, Athena cannot see what it was. Alemein then mops his brow with a hankerchief. He walks over to the bar again, and sits down.

'A drink please!'

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Yah, I thought it would be fun to do something different.
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BTW, What happened to your user name?

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No one gets what they wish for,
They get what they work for.

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The e-mail address for my accout is wrong and I don't know my password. I'm trying to get andrew to fix my e-mail address right now.

Athena aws in sympathy for Mike.
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No one gets what they wish for,
They get what they work for.

[This message has been edited by Athena (edited 06-26-2001).]

(I'm still around, guys. Unfortunately I'll be going on a trip in about a week that'll last a little less than a month.)

*Cicion is doing some minor repairs on the outside of the bar station when a minor meteor shower hits. Cicion goes tumbling into space, his tether cut. He activates his space suit's comm unit.*

Hey, guys, think someone could come pick me up?

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-Traek Cicion of the Taeskor
"What sort of man is he?"
"Oh, he's just like any other man, only more so."
-Casablanca

Captain Pharris takes this opportunity to serve up several rounds of free drinks to everyone in the bar, then flees before someone decides to rescue the Kaeutae-wielding bartender.

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NEW NAME FOR THE DREADNOUGHT
The Hard-Boiled Egg
Why?
Because she cant be beaten!

**notices that he has been standing around in the bar for quite some time doing nothing, then notices that the number of pages has jumped astronomically since he last did anything, after which he notices that he never got around to correcting a spelling screw up on page 21, after which he remembers that he is still wearing a Boba Fett helmet, at least at the last time he read this thread**

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"Far out in the uncharted backwaters of the unfashionable end of the western spiral arm of the galaxy lies a small unregarded yellow sun. Orbiting this at a distance of roughly ninety-eight million miles is an utterly insignificant little blue-green planet whose ape-descended life forms are so amazingly primitive that they still think digital watches are a pretty neat idea." - The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

Mag is enjoying his free drink, and decides to let Cicion drift for a while.

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*sniff* I never thought I'd see the day when the immortal Officer's Club Bar was sliced apart so as not to tax the server.

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"Far out in the uncharted backwaters of the unfashionable end of the western spiral arm of the galaxy lies a small unregarded yellow sun. Orbiting this at a distance of roughly ninety-eight million miles is an utterly insignificant little blue-green planet whose ape-descended life forms are so amazingly primitive that they still think digital watches are a pretty neat idea." - The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

While Cicion is still drifting in space, Athena takes the opportunity to take a second free drink.

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Falling inlove is when he lays in your arms and wakes up in your dreams...

LI notices that he hasn't got around to doing some planned overhauls to his web board fiction ship, and departs from The Bar for a few days to get this thread up to date with his current EV status.

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"Far out in the uncharted backwaters of the unfashionable end of the western spiral arm of the galaxy lies a small unregarded yellow sun. Orbiting this at a distance of roughly ninety-eight million miles is an utterly insignificant little blue-green planet whose ape-descended life forms are so amazingly primitive that they still think digital watches are a pretty neat idea." - The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

Athena stands up and casually volunteers to take care of the bar while Cicion is gone.

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Falling inlove is when he lays in your arms and wakes up in your dreams...

"Uh huh. Yeah, right. You? Bartender?"
Athena swings around to look into the eyes of... "Hi." She chirps. "Where have you been?"

Zeta looks up and casually points out one of the bottles of Cherboney. Athena fetches it.
"Out and around, getting other work done. Were'd Cicion go? He's pretty temperate when it comes to his bartending."
Athena giggles "Oh, well. Someone accidently cut him off out in space." She pours a glass. "He'll be back as soon as someone gets the nerve to pick him up."

Zeta pauses shortly, and glances around the bar. "Where's Sundered Angel?"

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Suddenly a sleek kestrel emerges from hyperspace, along with it's two-fighter escort. It docks with the bar and LI steps out. A stray asteroid flys by, and when it is passed the lightnings have disappeared, though smoldering wreckage is visible on the asteroid. LI seats himself at a table, looking very imposing in his Boba Fett helmet, when he notices the lack of lightnings patrolling outside whereupon demonstrating that it is possible not to look imposing in a Boba Fett helmet. He then trudges over to the counter and puts in a request to Athena for a Juri Juice to wash down two million credits.

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"Far out in the uncharted backwaters of the unfashionable end of the western spiral arm of the galaxy lies a small unregarded yellow sun. Orbiting this at a distance of roughly ninety-eight million miles is an utterly insignificant little blue-green planet whose ape-descended life forms are so amazingly primitive that they still think digital watches are a pretty neat idea." - The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

[This message has been edited by LoneIgadzra (edited 08-09-2001).]

Out of deep space, a fleet of Dropships come and, after letting the defense fleet know that we weren’t starting a war, drops a large pod (60 feet tall)

After a few minutes, it lands in front of the bar, and the pod explodes, letting a 'Mech walk out. The 'Mech turns on a device and shrinks to 6 feet tall, then walks into the bar

Tallgeese says hi, but is attacked by the bar's defense systems for bringing a black-hole making weapon into the bar. Tallgeese Decides after about 3 seconds to give it to Athena (the acting Bartender) and orders some uranium-238 (100% pure this time!)


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Warning : Anti - Matter Weapons Detecte........

Hi Tallgeese, long time no see.
Ugh. I'm trying to get used to this Diet Dr. Pepper.
Ah, screw the diet.
Athena, some Real Thing please.

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Formerly-Rampant Human-Coded AI

Forget buying the dr. pepper Darkk
Athena, get a keg of dr. pepper for Darkk
**Pays Athena an insane amount of gold**
Here Athena, go buy your own bar


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Warning : Anti - Matter Weapons Detecte........

Athena puts a few of the clean glasses away and serves Tallgeese his Uranium-238 and Lone Igadzra his Juri Juice. After getting a special drink, that Tallgeese order for Darkk, ready she handed it to Darkk.

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Falling inlove is when he lays in your arms and wakes up in your dreams...

*The free drinks cease to circulate as a space suited figure walks into the room. Cicion removes his suit, dumping it on the floor. His robots scramble to pick it up. It is clear that he is not in as festive a mood as everyone else seems to be.* Thank you kindly for your many valiant attempts to rescue me. My 02 was about to run out when a passing Phylydion fighter picked me up and dropped me off at the airlock. I'd guess I drifted about 3 klicks away from the station before I was picked up. *Walks toward the bar. Athena wisely steps down from behind the bar. Once behind the bar, his mood seems to improve considerably and he slowly starts to relax.* Any drinks you may have taken while I was out... *He looks around the room, seeing several people cringing, and several more ignoring him. Suddenly, he grins.* ...are on me. What the hell. Well, the Phylydion Stellar Navy design team has come up with a new craft. It's been designated the Thunderflash-class medium battleship, and will be easy to mass produce. The name comes from its combination of heavy weapons and quick speed and maneuverability. The first ship of the class, the Thunderflash, will be passing by the bar upon her completion in a few days.

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-Traek Cicion of the Taeskor
"What sort of man is he?"
"Oh, he's just like any other man, only more so."
-Casablanca

"Hey Cicion! How ya doing?" Athena atempts to cheer Cicion up a little bit more. Seeing her efforts working slightly, she orders a Dr. Pepper.

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Falling inlove is when he lays in your arms and wakes up in your dreams...

[This message has been edited by Athena (edited 08-02-2001).]