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*Retrieves his dagger, then looks at one of the free beers everyone is taking.* Hmm, "Expiration Date: 4th of October, 1974." Ah, well. Budlight is total crap anyway. *Tosses the bottle randomly. It hits Avatara, who is just now waking up, and knocks him out again.*

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-Traek Cicion of the Taeskor
"What sort of man is he?"
"Oh, he's just like any other man, only more so."
-Casablanca

The glass bottle shatters, and one of the big shards hits Darkk in the eye.

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"I'm a controversial figure. My friends either dislike me or hate me."

This is exactly why I wear safety goggles...
except I'm not now.
OUCH!

[squirts "Ishiman Mecdical Co. Soft Tissue Resoration Fluid for Humans" into his eye]
Ahh, better.

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Formerly-Rampant Human-Coded AI

You forgot the silicate solvent solution...

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NEW NAME FOR THE DREADNOUGHT
The Hard-Boiled Egg
Why?
Because she cant be beaten!

Shaking his head at the commotion, SA retires to a handy corner, where a remarkable number of incidents simply fail to happen to him.

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Sundered Angel,
The One and Only
Ares Webboard Moderator, and all-around Nice Guy

UR plays against another member of the bar at poker. Purposely losing till the bets got high he gave the player some straight alcohol pretending it to be beer, wins even more money from the drunken gambler.

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I try to think but nothing happens!- Ultimate Rebel

*Avatara comes to in imense pain, orders a drink, anything Cicion has at hand, and retreates to the opposite side of the bar, away from Darkk, to heal.*

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"I'm a controversial figure. My friends either dislike me or hate me."

Mike sneezes. No one cares.

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Do I talk too much?
DoItalktoofast?
Do I ask too many questions?
I wonder...

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cicion cares. you got a bunch of snot everywhere!

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I try to think but nothing happens!- Ultimate Rebel

Lots of yelling is heard at the table Mag is playing poker at, and soon the table has been thrown across the room as a fight has broken out. At the moment it's a fistfight- a Gaitori, a Salrillian, an Ishiman, and an Elejeetian are fighting against a Human and a repair droid. The Ishiman steps back from the brawl and makes a hand motion to three shady-looking people in a corner, who stand up, take out several previously-concealed large rifles, and open fire on the droid and the human, who run and duck behind a booth. The group of four also jumps behind the booth, and the droid fistfights them off while the human opens fire on the aliens in the corner with a shotgun using slugs. Soon, the crews of the ships that the various aliens pilot join in the fight, and a large section of the bar becomes a massive brawl. Cicion decides to let the brawl go on, as it's getting lots of attention, and the other customers in the bar are cheering and using it as a form of entertainment.

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meanwhile, UR is "borrowing" their ships and then selling them for spare parts or as the whole ship. his wallet expands again too.

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However, when UR boards a heavily modified Ishiman transport with Salrillian armoring, a group of nimble and heavily armed combat droids gun him down. They then proceed to enter the bar and join the brawl. Nobody has yet noticed that their ships are missing.

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UR finally gets up after about an hour. Enraged, he gets his high-powered blaster rifle and starts shooting at the droids.

has anyone noticed not many people have been posting? i've been on for a few hours today (not straight) and very few new posts have been made.

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Um...Cicion, exactly how many corners are there in this bar?

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"I'm a controversial figure. My friends either dislike me or hate me."

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let's see. darkk torched someone in a corner, the fight is going on in a corner, the shady characters came in from a corner, maybe 3 or 4.

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(That's probably because there aren't many people on the Ares boards.)

The droid he shot at easily jumps and dodges his shot, and continues to dodge the others as its head swivels around. It then gives UR a quick spray with its dual concussive pellet guns, and the series of small explosions send UR flying across the bar, where the medic begins helping him.

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Mike armes his Shoulder-Mounted Mini-Nuke launcher and takes out each droid, one by one. Everyone watches as pieces of droid fly in every direction. Then everyone returns to their business.


(And no, UR, I'm not sleeping, even though that sounds pretty good just about now. )

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Do I talk too much?
DoItalktoofast?
Do I ask too many questions?
I wonder...

[This message has been edited by MikeMTL (edited 05-14-2001).]

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i was talking about the entire ASW board.
UR wakes up a few days later, still mad he takes his seven Rebel cruisers (ev) and sends them to blow up the droids (the fight is still raging on), with a slight miscalculation he blows half of the bar away (luckily no one was in that half). he sends the fighters out to destroy the droids, but they miss and hit a few flammable drinks burning half of Cicion's stock. UR finally stops, he also gives Cicion enough money to restock and fix the bar. while the droids aren't looking UR blasts them into spacedust. finally

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*Piemur1 walks into the silence...*
*the desert sands scorch...*
*no tumbleweeds are in sight...*
*no lizards with robars...*
*peace...*
*piemur1 continues walking...*
*piemur1 walks into the light...*
unknown voice: "ow!"
piemur1: "sorry god..."
unknown voice, now known as GOD: "hey! what are YOU doing here? did you die again?"
piemur1: "sorry god..."
GOD: "im tired of you..."
*GOD pushes a button and an elevator appears*
*GOD pushes piemur1 into the elevator*
GOD: "going DOWN!"
*the elevator doors shut*
*suddenly there is a scream of rage and SATAN flies up through the clouds holding piemur1 by the hand*
SATAN"oh no, not this time, not THIS ONE!"
*GOD sighs*
GOD: "i guess we send him back again..."
*Piemur1 appears in cicions bar*
piemur1: "got rejected by THEM again...where can i go where i'm accepted?"
*breaks down into tears *
*silently and stealthily, cicion bottles up piemur1's tears and advertises holy and unholy drink...unholy is more potent...*
cicion: "who wants unholy?"
*gives some to piemur1*
*piemur1 drinks*
*piemur1's eyes roll up into his eyes and he is immediately unconscious*
*everyone proceeds to kick him to oblivion*
*piemur1 wakes up in a desertlike place*
piemur1: "ahh...here we go!"
*piemur1 walks into the silence...*
*a tumbleweed rolls by...*
*a lizard holding a robar flicks at a fly...*
*piemur1 realizes hes in the hehe thread*
*the lizard gets a good look at piemur1...*
lizard holding a robar: "ack! no! not him!"
*the tumbleweed rolls away as fast as it can*
*the lizard shoots at piemur1*
*piemur1 wakes up in a cold desertlike place*
*no tumbleweeds are in sight...*
*no lizards...*
*peace...*
*...and cold...*
piemur1: "wish i brought a jacket..."
*piemur1 wanders into the cold gray horizon...never to be seen again...or will he?*
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"At ----- , bullcrap is our most important product"
-graffiti on the lavatory wall of a major consultancy (from The Wizardry Consulted)

[This message has been edited by Piemur1 (edited 05-16-2001).]

[This message has been edited by Piemur1 (edited 05-16-2001).]

When the brawl eventually subsides and the crews go their separate ways, the repair droid that was in the fight notices the small pieces of metal that were once the combat droids. "Hey, who blew my droids away?!?" The droid then notices Mike standing there, trying to look inconspicuous, with the smoking mini-nuke launcher. He walks over to Mike, with the human Mag following, shotgun ready. "You'd better pay me 15,000 credits so I can replace those things."

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Cicion:Mikes dead!
Everyone: YAY!!!
(no offense Mike)

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Mike tries to run for the door, but Cicion's dagger finds its way into his foot, pinning it to the ground. Mike faints from the pain, and Mag takes enough money off of him to pay for the droids, then tosses the Kutae back to Cicion. Meanwhile, the medic takes Mike off to treat his foot.

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*Avatara nervously approaches Sundered Angel's table.*

"I'll pay you lots of credits if you permenantly 'dispose' of those droids over there. *points at Mag's droids* How about it?"

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"I'm a controversial figure. My friends either dislike me or hate me."

and Timothy Xwarp is have'n a good time not get'n killed

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The Warps.
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Athena, who was watching all what was going on, noticed Avatara asking for help. She promptly got up and said to Avatara, " Hey! You aren't gonna have any fun of killing those things without me."Athena pulls out her special edition fazer, improved with some secret help of the Salrilians, and begins to blast some of the droids out the bar doors.

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No one gets what they wish for,
They get what they work for.