Ambrosia Software Web Board: The Officer's Club Bar #2 - Ambrosia Software Web Board

This is a continuation of the thread [url="http://"http://www.AmbrosiaSW.com/webboard/Forum11/HTML/000032.html"]"The Officer's Club Bar "[/url]


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Andrew Welch / el Presidente / Ambrosia Software, Inc.
Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level then beat you with experience.

** Comes In Following Lessa On Ramoth **
(Tallgeese3 is now talking for lessa)
**Pulls Out A Agenothree Sprayer **
Who Wants some hno3?
** Sprays it onto a plant fertilizing it **
Do I Have to check ramoth at the door? after all she is a weapon


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Being Lessa's Body Guard is just plain hard

***steps into bar

"On behalf of the "hehe" topic and its posters, I mock your thread. Ours will be the largest in all of ASW land for quite some time now

I know you're jealous....

***runs away before the stones start flying...

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You'd better run.

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*throws a stone*
*hits octoberfrost*
everyone: "Yay!"
Piemur1: "no, its no big deal...thank you...thank you all..."
*everyone lifts Piemur1 high onto their shoulders*
*Piemur1 gets a check for 1 million scintak*
*a statue of Piemur1 goes up in front of the bar*
*Piemur1 wakes up*

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"Live by the sword...live a good long time!"
-Minsk from Baldur's Gate II
"Live by the blaster...live a good long time"
-Piemur1's version of Minsk's quote from Baldur's Gate II

Nukes appear out of nowhere and decimate the Officers Club Bar #2

Carnotaur, back at the Hehe #2 topic, laughs

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To Escape Velocity: Nova and Beyond!
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Millennium. Its coming, prepare for it.
Coming to the [url="http://"http://www.ambrosiaSW.com/games/ev/chronicles.html"]EV Chronicles[/url].

DF sits down and plays around with his new toy. A few minutes later it is noted that he passes out from the amount of alchol consumed.

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Before criticize someone you, walk a mile in their shoes you should.
That way, criticize them when you, a mile way you are and have their shoes you do.

Wow. She finally sank. *Salutes the bar solemnly.* Well, enough of that! This is still my bar, and nothing has changed! *Starts cleaning glasses.*

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-Traek Cicion of the Taeskor
"What sort of man is he?"
"Oh, he's just like any other man, only more so."
-Casablanca

*Wipes a tear from his eye*

*sniff*
"That place had a lot of memories for me!"
"Bartender, gimme 2 million pangalactic gargleblasters, the 2443 stuff..."
*Karrde drinks himself WAY beyond passing out, and has to...*too gross to be mentioned here* all over the floor*
*Piemur1 uses up his cheque to pay for the cleaning bill*

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This Vid is a bit like my beast; extremely long, and best enjoyed with a mouthful of nuts.
-Ali G.

Heh. Think of it this way:

Hehe is the largest topic on the ASW boards. It's also on the Ares boards.
The Officer's Club Bar is the second largest. It's also on the Ares boards.

GO ARES!!!

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"If you take your helmet off in battle, sombody's gonna hack your head off."
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see i told you i blew up the bar...but nobody belived me...


hahaha

the budget bar for the first time ever has more visitors then the officers club bar, lol

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ramble on..
--Jimmy Page

*correction, piemur1 uses the cheque found on talon's inert body to pay for the mess*
*piemur1 takes the rest of the pangalactic gargleblasters and stores them on his ship*
Piemur1: "finders keepers, losers weepers"
*talon wakes up, not noticing the missing cheque, nor the mess*
Talon Karrde: "Hey! what happened to my pangalactic gargleblasters?"
*piemur1 points at the poor hapless chap*
Piemur1: "he's got 'em!"
*talon rolls 20*
*talon does 367 damage to the poor hapless chap*
*critical damage!*
*talon annihilates the poor hapless chap*
*piemur1 slips into the shadows*
*rolls 12*
*hide in shadows successful*
*piemur1 casts lightning-bolt*
*rolls 2*
*you garbled a word*
*spell-cast unsuccessful*
*piemur1 goes outside of the bar and into his ship*
*initiates cloak*
*rolls 15*
*cloak successful*
*initiates hyperdrive*
*rolls 1*
*hyperdrive unsuccessful*
*cloak disabled*
*shields disabled*
*side-ramp unlocked*
*side-ramp opened*
*sign that says "this way to bridge" lights up*
*hide in shadows unsuccessful*
*blaster out of ammo*
*pray for mercy unsuccessful*

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"Live by the sword...live a good long time!"
-Minsk from Baldur's Gate II
"Live by the blaster...live a good long time"
-Piemur1's version of Minsk's quote from Baldur's Gate II

*Talon finds out what happened by asking Jimmy Page 1.*

*Talon unleashes the tribbles (who he had captured on Pern) into Piemu1's ship.*

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This Vid is a bit like my beast; extremely long, and best enjoyed with a mouthful of nuts.
-Ali G.

*piemur1 initiates tribble sterilization radiation*
*rolls 0*
*tribble sterilization unsuccessful*

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"Live by the sword...live a good long time!"
-Minsk from Baldur's Gate II
"Live by the blaster...live a good long time"
-Piemur1's version of Minsk's quote from Baldur's Gate II

*Tribbles roll 15*
*Tribbles successfully neutralise onboard computer*
*Piemur1 rolls 18*
*Escape in Panic successful*

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This Vid is a bit like my beast; extremely long, and best enjoyed with a mouthful of nuts.
-Ali G.

*random event!*
*rolls 6*
*a wall springs up*
*chance of evasion*
*rolls 2*
*piemur1 runs into wall lined with spikes*
*piemur1 loses 12/13 life*
*piemur1 loses 100 experience points*
*piemur1 is now level -1*
*piemur1's hit points: 1/2*
*piemur1 encounters tribble queen*
*tribble queen is enraged*
*tribble queen "drops" on piemur1*
*piemur1 loses 1 life*
*piemur1 is dead*
*game over*
*then piemur1 wakes up with a fuzzy little tribble on his chest...*
[yay! my 100th post!]

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"Live by the sword...live a good long time!"
-Minsk from Baldur's Gate II
"Live by the blaster...live a good long time"
-Piemur1's version of Minsk's quote from Baldur's Gate II

[This message has been edited by Piemur1 (edited 04-27-2001).]

*Ignores the rolling and numbers and all that blah.*


This is still the same bar, Page.

*Gets Talon his drinks and gives Mag a drink, before pouring one for himself.*

All right! Let's rack up another thousand posts!

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-Traek Cicion of the Taeskor
"What sort of man is he?"
"Oh, he's just like any other man, only more so."
-Casablanca

**TallGeese3 is now Lessa **
** Flies Into Piemurs Ship **
want my flamethrower , tribbles?
** burns um all up and throws um off **
Piemur You Okay?
How's Your Fire Lizard , Piemur?

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Being Lessa's Body Guard is just plain hard

Athena walks into the bar after just being at Jimmy's bar. Walks over to Tallgeese3 in a rather mystic and reformed manner. Hands Tallgeese3 a card. Tallgeese3 throws his gun in the corner of the room as it explodes, as does everything of his. Tallgeese3 looks at the card and says, "What is this?" As Athena turns away from him and walks out of the room she calmly states, "It's a school for those who are mentaly chalenged, retarted, or in you case having a speech impedement." Tallgeese3 stands still realizing how dumb he is and continues blasting people in the bar for no particular reason.

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No one gets what they wish for,
They get what they work for.

*Meets Athena's gaze, smiles and nods at her in silent applause.*

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-Traek Cicion of the Taeskor
"What sort of man is he?"
"Oh, he's just like any other man, only more so."
-Casablanca

I'll have a Dr. Sneaker please.

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Do I talk to much?
DoItalktofast?
Do I ask too many questions?
I wonder...

[This message has been edited by MikeMTL (edited 04-28-2001).]

Quote

(Great, now i'm quoting myself.)

Athena, you never answered my question from the other bar before it was closed. Why DID you ask? (I like smilies)

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Do I talk to much?
DoItalktofast?
Do I ask too many questions?
I wonder...

[This message has been edited by MikeMTL (edited 04-28-2001).]

Athena leans on the table, chuckles to herself and jokingly states, "Actualy I was just trying to stike up a conversation."
BTW, do you have anymore to your profile or did you just not creat one yet? Cuz so far it was good.

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No one gets what they wish for,
They get what they work for.

Zeta spots a seat open at the bar, sits down, and promptly calls for service. Cicion arrives shortly thereafter and asks "What can I get for you?"

"Bottle of Merlot?"

Cicion rinkles his nose and shakes his head.

Meanwhile, elsewhere in a dark secluded corner of the bar, Jimmy is desperately trying to plan out another all out assault on the Bar. A dark shady character sits across the table as Page draws the plans on antiquated paper. Sweet drips off his brow as he puts on the finishing touches to the scheme, and hands it to the dark figure by his side.
"Your men can get the job done right?"
"It should be quick work" the shady character speaks "...just as long as our compensation is in order."
"Right.." Jimmy whispers under his breath.

They both get up and leave in seperate directions, the hooded fellow out the back, and Jimmy through the bar. As he leaves, he brushes by Athena.

She lights up "Hey Jimmy! Who was that guy you were with?"
Unphazed, Jimmy skips out mumbling "Av..t..a... never mind."

As he leaves, Cicion watches him suspicously from the corner of his eye. Then his attention returns to his patron.

"What about White Zinfandel?" Zeta continues.
"Nope."
"Wildvines?"
"Nope."
"Well, what about-"
Cicion cuts him off "Look, if you want a real drink, try one of these."

Cicion fills a metal cup and slides in front of Zeta. Drips slide down the side of the cup and begin eating through the countertop. A vain look of disgust slides across Zeta's face, and he notes "I think I have some water."

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Mike wispers in a low monotone, "Well, Athena, you had me worried there for a moment. I thought you were going to report me to the police. You know that having an alien weapon is illegal in most parts of Ishman space?"

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Do I talk to much?
DoItalktofast?
Do I ask too many questions?
I wonder...