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The Officer's Club Bar #2

#26 User is offline   Athena 

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Posted 28 April 2001 - 11:23 AM

Athena grins and whispers quietly "Who said I wasn't part of law enforcement?" Posted Image

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#27 User is offline   MikeMTL 

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Posted 28 April 2001 - 03:49 PM

"Oh crap!" Mike drops his drink and starts runnig for his ship (which license plate # is A35TH7) and takes off in a great hurry fearing that Athena is not jokeing.

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#28 User is offline   Athena 

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Posted 01 May 2001 - 07:03 AM

Athena, sitting quietly in the corner were Mike use to be, now only smiled. She took a couple more gulps from here Tear Devil drink, and said to herself, "That's the best prank I've ever done." :evil

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#29 User is offline   Athena 

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Posted 01 May 2001 - 07:10 AM

Oppsss..... typo. Didn't meen to post that twice. BTW does anybody know how to enable the faces on this webpage? everytime I try, it never shows any face, just what I typed.

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#30 User is offline   Talon Karrde 

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Posted 01 May 2001 - 07:59 AM

The codes for the smilies are:

;)=happy
;)=frown
B)=grin
:P=rolleyes (duh)

They're others...http://www.ambrosiasw.com/webboard/smilies.hmtl

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Posted 01 May 2001 - 11:44 AM

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Originally posted by Tallgeese3:

Piemur You Okay?
How's Your Fire Lizard , Piemur?


i already told you, Farli stayed on pern, with stupid. and she doesnt know how to get there from here...i mean how to get here from there...or whatever...



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Posted 02 May 2001 - 09:59 AM

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Originally posted by Athena:
Oppsss..... typo. Didn't meen to post that twice.  BTW does anybody know how to enable the faces on this webpage? everytime I try, it never shows any face, just what I typed.



when you write a post click on "smilies legend" to the left of the message. a new page wil come up and show the smilies and what to press. others are:
: mad := Posted Image
: confused := Posted Image
: eek := Posted Image
well those are a few more
UR walks in the bar, sits down and orders a saalian brandy.

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#33 User is offline   Taeskor Cicion 

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Posted 02 May 2001 - 01:11 PM

*Gets UR the brandy. Suddenly Cicion's comm unit bleeps and he picks it up.* Yes? Good, good. *Gets up as a pair of Phylydion navy troopers walk into the bar. They present him with a decorative metal case. He accepts the case and the soldiers leave. Opening the case reveals his Keutae, restored to perfection by Imperial Bladeworks on Dominus. The blade shimmers magnificently, and no flaws are visible. He slides the blade against the side of the case and it makes a wonderfully tactile hum-ring-slide sound. He sheathes it in his sleeve sheath and returns to the bar.*

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Posted 02 May 2001 - 11:41 PM

Mike returnes to the bar with bullet holes in his trench coat after exiting the escape pod outside.
"All right! Who's the one who fired the Ion Cannon at my brand new BMW Speeder?!

A few more rounds pierce the the walls of the bar and everyone jumps under their tables. A guard from outside fires two more rounds at Mike and he falls to the floor in a pool of Root Beer, dead.

Then Mike wakes up.

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#35 User is offline   Piemur1 

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Posted 03 May 2001 - 06:27 AM

*goes into the bar after getting several rabies shots*
*sees there aren't any 10 ft rats milling around*
Piemur1: "Cicion, how'd you get rid of those rats? they were heading right towards your bar, and i was beginning to worry"
*Cicion says nothing, but looks pointedly at his blade in his sleeve*
Piemur1: "oh..."


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#36 User is offline   Taeskor Cicion 

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Posted 03 May 2001 - 08:32 AM

*Alters the orbit of the bar.* Okay, for a few minutes the artificial gravity may fluctuate a little as the bar is going to shift orbit slightly. Hold on. *Cicion's Merenzane Gold floats up out of his glass.*

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Posted 03 May 2001 - 08:58 AM

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Originally posted by MikeMTL:
Mike returnes to the bar with bullet holes in his trench coat after exiting the escape pod outside.
"All right! Who's the one who fired the Ion Cannon at my brand new BMW Speeder?!

A few more rounds pierce the the walls of the bar and everyone jumps under their tables. A guard from outside fires two more rounds at Mike and he falls to the floor in a pool of Root Beer, dead.

Then Mike wakes  up.



i think Mike sleeps too much. Posted Image

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Posted 03 May 2001 - 12:06 PM

*a sleeping mike floats into a wall*
*the Merenzane Gold floats into him*
*Talon lights a cigarette and tosses the match towards him*
*Piemur1 sees the match and flings himself towards the door (he has had zero-g training)*
*the match sets fire to mike*
*the expanding fireball engulfs Piemur1 just as his hands reach the door*
*mike wakes up*

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Posted 03 May 2001 - 02:03 PM

*Talon morphs into his Diablo 2 character, ResEdit, and lays waste to everybody in the bar except for cicion, always careful not to damage the furniture*
*Piemur1 gets knocked down by a succesion of flying hammers*
*Mike hits out at ResEdit and is flung against the far wall at 10* the speed of the punch*

Cicion, can I see that knife? I want to test something...

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Posted 03 May 2001 - 08:27 PM

*Piemur1 had his shields activated by accident (was wasting energy) and the hammers bounce off*
*however, the shields couldn't defy inerta and piemur1 gets squashed into the floor*
*the shields protect piemur1 from getting flattened*
*however, it still gave him an immense headache*
*the shields cannot protect piemur1 from a headache*
Piemur1: "a Ginger Ale please!"

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Posted 04 May 2001 - 03:03 PM

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Originally posted by Talon Karrde:
*Talon morphs into his Diablo 2 character, ResEdit, and lays waste to everybody in the bar except for cicion, always careful not to damage the furniture*
*Piemur1 gets knocked down by a succesion of flying hammers*
*Mike hits out at ResEdit and is flung against the far wall at 10* the speed of the punch*

Cicion, can I see that knife? I want to test something...



Mike wakes up again! Posted Image

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Posted 04 May 2001 - 03:15 PM

Talon sees a high potential in a dupe of Cicion's knife finding its way into UR's bowels...

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Posted 04 May 2001 - 08:58 PM

OUCH!

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Posted 04 May 2001 - 09:02 PM

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Originally posted by Ultimate Rebel:
i think Mike sleeps too much.   Posted Image


"No I don't..."

Mike falls asleep again

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Posted 05 May 2001 - 07:53 AM

A figure sits, watching, in the shadows of the corner. He is silent for a long time, then leans forward, smooth features, black hair and sparkling blue eyes coming into the light.

"Cicion- a Devil's Breath, if you would be so good."

Sundered Angel's lips part in a smile as he surveys the bar oncemore.

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Posted 05 May 2001 - 08:40 AM

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Talon sees a high potential in a dupe of Cicion's knife finding its way into UR's bowels...



what are bowels?? oh and didn't TK have to leave Myrkr?

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Posted 05 May 2001 - 11:29 AM

I think I'll take a nap. Posted Image *Yawn*

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Posted 06 May 2001 - 11:06 AM

*Cicion's three eyes slowly(and undetectably) rotate until they are trained on Sundered Angel. The left side of Cicion's mouth curves upward in a smile and he fetches a Devil's Breath. He walks over and plunks the volatile drink down in front of Angel.* There you are. How've you been, old friend?

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Posted 07 May 2001 - 01:42 AM

Sundered Angel smiles, leaning back and taking a sip from his drink. "I am well as always. Yourself?" He exhales, flame venting from his nostrils in much the same way as smoke does from a smoker's. "I do not see many familiar faces about, that I must say."

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Posted 07 May 2001 - 11:04 AM

*Another patron off on a dusty table to the side coughs and shakes off the dust that has gathered over him and his table, still with cards on the table and a pile of betting chips. After looking around, he sees his gaming partners have left over a month ago, and appearantly have stolen his cash. Muttering curses, he heads outside to his ship where he keeps the rest of his credits.*

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