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#276 Cap'n Hector Must DIE!!!

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Posted 08 May 2000 - 03:45 PM

I have 7 accounts... how do you remember em all?

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It is, however, quite pretty"

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#277 Jane

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Posted 08 May 2000 - 05:20 PM

Sargatanus: What plug-in? Anyway, here’s the description.

Jane: An extremely attractive 20 year old duploi/human half breed. A firm thin body, brunette hair which drops a bit past the shoulders (prefered in a pony tail), blue eyes, contoured lips that hail seductive perfection, and rapidly curved legs with plenty of strength to even beat a Terminal Fray match. Pretty much soft features with a hint of stealth. Wearing a blue/black (or some other variation) jumpsuit/flightsuit. Has a slight craze over baseball caps, and usually wears brown or black, high endurance boots. When in battle, wears a non-bulky, highly flexible, mechanicaly enhanced body suit. Likes to smile, be friendly, and make new friends. On the other hand, loves getting that testosterone thrill out of blowing the tar out of enemies hated by a her cause. And is incredibly annoyed by anyone when frustrated with an engineering problem. Even so, usually tries to keep a calm appearance.

(if you’re wondering what a Duploi looks like: they are generally a lot like humans, except for the fact that the duploi are somewhat taller and have strongly etched skelital features. Check out the Dossier for a bit more info).

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#278 Sundered Angel

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Posted 09 May 2000 - 01:32 AM

**Grins to himself, and moves behind the bar.**

Allright. Anyone for a drink?

**Without prompting, he pulls out a Duploi beer from under the counter and pours it into a glass, sliding it over to Jane. He then leans close to her and whispers something in her ear, walking back, he mixes himself a quick drink and looks around.**

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#279 Taeskor Cicion

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Posted 09 May 2000 - 01:09 PM

*Cicion walks in wearing the uniform of a Pure Taeskor: Simple grey jumpsuit, black softboots, short blue cape. His dagger is concealed under his left sleeve.* Well, I completed the mission, and the High Octicon granted me Taeskorship. I am now a Pure Taeskor. I no longer have control of any capital ships, and am completely independant. For transportation, I have a one-man patrol and attack craft. *Moves his gaze slowly across and around the room.* Hello, Angel. Hello, Sargatanus. *Walks behind the bar and dismisses Angel.*

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-Traek Cicion of the Taeskor

"Never tell me the odds!"
-Han Solo

-Traek Cicion, barkeep extraordinaire

"PS: If nothing's working around here, it's because I'm laughing so hard."
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#280 Guest_Nak'Goek_*

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Posted 09 May 2000 - 07:05 PM

Uhhh,ah, sorry... Im a little drunk, ya know just a bunch of rambling, just kidding, right? I, I think Im snapping out of it. Sorry, you see, when Qzan manage to get drunk all they can do is ramble about death, destruction, or doomsday and the like. As for the plan of unleasing chaos, it is unfortunatly feasible, I was once head of technology and battle, and I know alot about this stuff. My Ideas are dangerous. eerrgghh! ow! How much did I drink? oh. **Looks at counter and sees that he has dranken 2 gallons of Vodka, 1 gallon of Obish rum, and about 13 bowls of some Earth food called "pretzels".** Uh oh. How much is that going to cost?

#281 Sundered Angel

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Posted 10 May 2000 - 01:14 AM

**Sundered Angel smiles, and moves over for Cicion. Looking at the bill the customer beside him has raced up, he wonders if it wasn't such a good idea to keep giving him those bowls of pretzels...**

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#282 Taeskor Cicion

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Posted 10 May 2000 - 08:05 AM

*Looks down.* That'll be, let's see... 55 scintak for the drinks, and 20 for the pretzels. *Looks around.* Don't everybody congratulate me at once...

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-Traek Cicion of the Taeskor

"Never tell me the odds!"
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"PS: If nothing's working around here, it's because I'm laughing so hard."
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#283 Jane

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Posted 10 May 2000 - 02:43 PM

Jane’s eyes begin oggle at Sundered Angel. She begins to stutter “co-cou... could you please wait here?” Giving a small, quick smile at Angel, Jane darted for the flight hangar. A half hour later, Jane returns with a bit of lubricating powder on her flight suit. She wipes several black marks off her hands and elbows with a kerchif. Jane was obviously holding back her astonishment. She sat back down at her seat, beside Angel. Leaning to his side, she remarked “Thank you.”

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#284 Slug

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Posted 10 May 2000 - 07:45 PM

*Nudges Sundered Angel with his elbow and grins at him*
You go girl... Posted Image

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#285 Sundered Angel

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Posted 10 May 2000 - 11:29 PM

**Sundered Angel smiles, and winks at Jane.**

My pleasure, ma'am.

**He looks at Cicion.**

So, how did it go? You managed to install an AI failsafe, or whatever it was, I see. What happens next? Oh, I wouldn't mind another Devil's Breath, by the way.

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#286 Bob

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Posted 11 May 2000 - 03:27 AM

I have a new sig. See?

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Sir! Our shields are dropping!
Commander Therg whirls around to look at the lieutenant
What?!?
They're firing! says the lieutenant. A torpedo appears on the view screen.
A little present from me, to you Says Captain Fullers voice over the speakers.
Dang.
The torpedo strikes the ship removing it from the sky in a violent explosion. The brige section of the battlecruiser flies though space smashing into a large dark ship that appears seemingly out of nowhere.

Sir! Our shields are dropping!
What?!?
They're firing! says the lieutenant as a torpedo appears on the view screen.
Well, it seams you won't have the last laugh today Therg. Says Captain Fullers voice over the speakers.
Dang.
The torpedo strikes the ship removing it from the sky in a violent explosion.

#287 Jane

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Posted 11 May 2000 - 10:28 AM

Angel: Could you rephrase that? I didn't follow what you meant.

Bob: That happens to be the scene (or at least the quote) from Galaxy Quest (at the moment they first meat Saris). How about trying a shorter sig?

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#288 Taeskor Cicion

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Posted 11 May 2000 - 02:05 PM

Yes, I updated our restraint control and increased our presence in their beurocracy(or the Aud equivalent). Once an Aud security team caught me. I killed them and managed to slip into the shadows before the reinforcements came. Because of my success and combat experience I got in the mission, the High Octicon granted me Pure Taeskorship. That, the Taeskorship, was what I remarked upon noone congratulating me for. I like it. In the presence of other Phylydion I am revered and feared. I am unbeatable in one-on-one combat against all but the most highly skilled and experienced foes. I kind of miss the great power of having the Primary Armada under my absolute control, but it's worth it.

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-Traek Cicion of the Taeskor

"Never tell me the odds!"
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-Traek Cicion, barkeep extraordinaire

"PS: If nothing's working around here, it's because I'm laughing so hard."
-Durandal

#289 Jane

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Posted 11 May 2000 - 03:15 PM

Jane casually chuckled "Basking in pride?"

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#290 Taeskor Cicion

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Posted 11 May 2000 - 03:48 PM

*Puts on a Han Solo Roguish Lopsided Grin.* You could say that.

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#291 Bob

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Posted 11 May 2000 - 06:09 PM

Well I'll admit it was a litle long, but only one line was a quote from Galaxy Quest, and I've removed it. I also made it a litle shorter. Happy?

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Sir! Our shields are dropping!
What?!?
They're firing! says the lieutenant as a torpedo appears on the view screen.
Well, it seams you won't have the last laugh today Therg. Says Captain Fullers voice over the speakers.
Dang.
The torpedo strikes the ship removing it from the sky in a violent explosion.

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#292 Sundered Angel

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Posted 12 May 2000 - 01:49 AM

Jane>> It was no trouble, Jane. I only hope it was fit remuneration for the trauma you suffered at my expense.

**He notes her soiled garments.**

Obviously you have already conducted a thorough examination, no?

**Smiles.**

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#293 8 Lightnings

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Posted 12 May 2000 - 09:54 PM

*The Great Commander 8 Lightnings goes insane from too many posts in one topic, but recovers, having lost his memory of where he is. He walks out, bumping into the wall as he does so. His subordinate pilots assist him in getting into the waiting space taxi, which flies his to 8LightningForce base on this planet. He plugs into a computer terminal with his cybernetic implants and expects to take two days or more to recover. One of his crewmen returns to pay his tab.*

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*** Lightning never strikes the same place twice. But on occasions...eight times... ***

#294 Slug

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Posted 13 May 2000 - 04:59 PM

*Slug's bar tab looks like one of those RadioShack serial numbers that are hard to copy down*
*Slug's personal Audemedon beams into the bar to help calctulate the long number and shorts out, steam billowing out of it's sensory slot*

*Slaps a quarter on the table and hurridly runs out* Keep the change...

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#295 Taeskor Cicion

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Posted 14 May 2000 - 08:41 AM

*Slaps a control panel and the door slides shut. Slug, hurrying along, runs straight into it and falls down unconcious.* Your tab, Slug, was 5,405,222,137 scintak. *Takes the amount in Salrilian money and takes it to his money changer to get it in scintak. Finds that Slug doesn't have enough to pay his full tab, and notes the personal Audemedon, still smoking.* Hmm. This little baby could be worth a fortune to the someone. *Takes the Aud into the back.* And now to make like it never happened. *Puts slug in the exact position he was in before Cicion closed the door, opens the door, and jolts Slug awake from his bar control panel. Slug continues to run, saying "I got away! I got away with not paying my tab!"* Sheesh. What are we going to with him, Angel?

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-Traek Cicion of the Taeskor

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#296 Commodore Williams

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Posted 14 May 2000 - 01:45 PM

Salrilians don't run, They SLITHER, BOUNCE, and FLOP Posted Image

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Last night, I played a blank tape at full blast.
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#297 Sundered Angel

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Posted 14 May 2000 - 06:28 PM

**Smiles, and swiftly downs his drink before it melts its container.**

I don't know, Cicion- Film him and sell him as a holovid comedy?

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#298 Slug

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Posted 14 May 2000 - 11:07 PM

*Slug presses a button with his beak and the insides of the Audemedon melt*
Yeehaw!
*The two SP Carriers warp out of the system, only to be brought back with a tiny tractor tug yanking them along*
*Cicion says: ok, that just doubled your bar tab*

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I do not suffer from insanity
I enjoy every minute of it

-Cantharan Admiral za'Grom
After the capture of Earth

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