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**Jimmy Page casually walks in from his budget bar accross the street** how's it goin cicion? business is pretty slow at my bar so i came over for a drink. Get me a bud. **jimmy page stands up to make an announcement** "Well, as you all know slug has left this part of the galaxy. He was a great Salrillian. Here's a toast to slug."
**Jimmy Page whips out his guitar and starts playing some songs quietly to himself while he finishes his bud**

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ramble on..

(Hey Page, as for the "across the street" thing, maybe it's a little late to tell you that the bar is a space station.) *Cicion walks in.* Well, I've completed my mission. My logs will be in the chronicles section soon, I hope. *Walks up behind Verad.* Hello, Admiral. Been a while since I've seen another Phylydion besides Lieutenant Jralla. Good to see you. *Walks to the table with the Bazidanese reps and Sargatanus and sits down. Beckons Verad over to the table.*

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-Traek Cicion of the Taeskor

"Never tell me the odds!"
-Han Solo

**Sundered Angel watches, frowning deeply. He motions a Bazidanese Representative over, and talks softly with him a little. Then he looks up at Sargantanus, eyes glittering.**

Sargantanus, you never cease to amaze me.

**He laughs, and turns back, and drinks more of his beer. Everyone can see, however, the tension lines in his back, and the air of thought about him is almost solid. He's planning something, all right, and it doesn't seem particularly nice...**

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Sundered Angel,
The One and Only

Ares Webboard Moderator, and all-around Nice Guy

A large, battered, scorched and twisted Human Gunship somehow limps onto one of the main landing pads. It touches down, and just as the ship begins to shut down, the compressors on three of the landing struts kick out, and the ship collapses to the deck. It emits a final belch of flame from some of the many gaping holes in the hull, and lies silent.
An emergency hatche suddenly flies off of the ship, as the explosive bolts send it skidding across the floor. About two dozen men stuble clear of the mangled piece of metal, and stare at it in awe.
They are interrupted by a pair of large freighters that touch down on the same landing pad. As the freighters settle, the hatches open, and the prize crews disembark. Captain pharris walks towards the waiting starbase mechanics, and hands them each a hefty ammount of money, and gestures towards the shattered, broken Barbarossa. He then walks into one of the many salvage dealers on base. a few minutes later, he steps out and turns to his crew. "Sixty Million for the pair of em! Go to the bar, and don't come back till you've spent at least half of it!"
The crew quickly flood into the officers club bar, and quickly get surrounded by women of questionable moral fiber.

From now until we leave, the booze goes on my tab! and I mean ALL THE BOOZE, so keep it coming!

Captain M.J. Pharris,
SS Barbarossa


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"But... The two cicions... but... they! wha?!!!" PHLATT! **Cotton Mouse's head explodes**

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CM, am guessing that either:

1.) Since Verad, another Phylydion, is here, you are confusing him with me, which is unlikely, or,

2.) You think that Commander Cicion and Taeskor Cicion are different people, which they certainly are not. Look on page 8 to find the answer.

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-Traek Cicion of the Taeskor

"Never tell me the odds!"
-Han Solo

*Beckons Cptn Pharris's men to the sabacc tables.*
*Wins back all that he lost vs SA*
*challenges SA to another round of sabacc*
DF: I'm on a hot streak, I can't lose.

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And how do you know she is a witch?
-She turned me into a newt!
A newt??
-I got better.

Whomever said that "Idiot's Array" was a sabacc game is sadly mistaken. An "Idiot's Array" is a hand in sabacc composed of a "0", a "1", and a "2". It is the second highest hand in sabacc right under a true sabacc (cards equal 23) and right above a "22". There are many types of the game though. Read the Jedi Academy trilogy is the Star Wars book series. In one of the books it shows the many aspects of the game.

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And how do you know she is a witch?
-She turned me into a newt!
A newt??
-I got better.

*after 11 games of sabacc vs SA, DF calls it quits, after winning 6 of the games*
DF: I look forward to the next game
*Shakes SA's hand and leaves to his shuttle, taking him to his ship*

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And how do you know she is a witch?
-She turned me into a newt!
A newt??
-I got better.

*stares in wonder at the video slot machine that just took all of his money, he slowly reaches to his belt and pulls out a thermal detonator. He puts it in the machine and dives behind an overturned table. The room is suddenly filled with hundreds of flying coins, ripping up furniture and breaking bottles. as the hail of monetary bullets stops, The captain stands up and looks around, and picks up a single coin*
"Damn thing ate my lucky penny!"
*walks over to the booths where his crew are enjoying themselves and grabs another drink*

-Captain M.J. Pharris

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[Williams digs a couple of coins out of his skin and looks at the floor]
Hey! 99% of these coins are smegging counterfeits!

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Last night, I played a blank tape at full blast.
The mime next door went nuts.

First of all, Fox, I didn't say that Idiot's array was a sabacc game. When I said "Idiot's Array" I meant I was looking at my cards and said what I had. SECOND of all, an Idiot's array is an Idiot, a 2 and a 3 (Twenty-three to an idiot.) THIRD of all, an Idiot's Array is THE highest hand, just above a PURE sabacc(Not a "true sabacc"). This info is in "A Guide to the Star Wars Universe."

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-Traek Cicion of the Taeskor

"Never tell me the odds!"
-Han Solo

**Smiles as his beautiful counterfeit coins go everywhere. Proceeds to win several games in a row against Desert Fox, but since he's using fake money, that's not too big a deal. He watches Sargantanus' dealings with the Bazidanese with detached interest. Obviously he's gotten over his previous discomfort. Or has he?**

Another Devil's Breath, Cicion, if I haven't run you out of ingredients by now.

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Sundered Angel,
The One and Only

Ares Webboard Moderator, and all-around Nice Guy

*Tosses Angel a D's B.* Think you could hurry up with posting my story, Angel? It's been a couple of weeks.

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-Traek Cicion of the Taeskor

"Never tell me the odds!"
-Han Solo

Taeskor Cicion: This is just an idea but why dont you lock down this topic and start a new bar? This one is starting to lag in loading. Just wondering.

And close the window; it's getting cold and vacuumated in here...

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Its all making sense now...

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And how do you know she is a witch?
-She turned me into a newt!
A newt??
-I got better.

Sorry bud

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And how do you know she is a witch?
-She turned me into a newt!
A newt??
-I got better.

*The UNS Rouge, dented out of shape, touches down amid the debris of the Barbarossa, and the hatch opens. Mag steps out, and walks in.* Hey, guys. Was raiding a Cantharan convoy when an Audemedon battlegroup warped in. Blew another few fuses on that blasted Rouge while I was running away. Was adrift for qite a while, y'know. Anyway, I'll have a coke while i try to figure out how I'm possibly going to pay for the damage to the Rouge. Where's Darky, anyway? I've got some information for him.

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Admiral Darkk hasn't been seen since they had that nasty civil war a little while back... I'm not sure where he's gone. **Frown.**

Anyway, how's things with you? You've been busy, I see.

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Sundered Angel,
The One and Only

Ares Webboard Moderator, and all-around Nice Guy

Have a drink on the house, Mag. You look like you could use one. *Tosses Mag a drink.* Good to see you again, friend.

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-Traek Cicion of the Taeskor

"Never tell me the odds!"
-Han Solo

Thanks for the drink. Good to see you guys, too. Strange about Darky's dissapearance. I thought he had a fleet of incredibly powerful warships and stuff. I should probably check it out after I get the Rouge fixed.

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Hello my friends!
**extreamly happy man walks in**
so Mr. Cicion is it? Well nice to see you. I just walked across a desert to find you. I believe you have the greatest collection of drinks here?

**Cicion nods his head as the man looks around at the bar and falls to the ground laughing histerically and barfing from mere exuastion**

Um..i'm sorry can i have a drink? A devil's Breath might clear the throat. And by the way the name's Lex. I own a ship somewhere...but um..Ah ha! it must be here. Just going to sit down for a while. Thanks. Ummm drink tastes good.

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**Watches with some amusement as the newcomer tackles a Devil's Breath, just waiting for the running-around-screaming stage which is surely about to occur...**