Posted 26 June 2014 - 08:27 AM
I was in a bazaar, trying on a Robin costume (Teen Titans style). The costume was pretty cool, except there was no mask. And it was $60, so I didn't buy it.
While I was in the bazaar, I saw one of Berossus's cronies (? Asius? Malis? Alcestris? At the time, I knew who it was...) use Acertainment. Maybe he(?) wanted to see if a merchant's goods were really as cool as the merchant claimed or something. Anyway, everyone knows only legally-certified mages are allowed to cast magic spells. And Berossus's crony was not a legally-certified mage.
This would be a perfect TS, I realized. The scandal of Berossus's crony! I told y'all about it, and we started the TS. I wasn't sure, anymore, whether a TS was something we make up, or something that really happens to us.
I was with Shorty & the kids at the park across from the bazaar. It was almost time for TS rehearsal, so we needed to make our way through the crowds of people at the park, to the clubhouse building where we would be meeting the other Cytherans and rehearsing the TS. Shorty went ahead of me with the older two girls, leaving me with the younger two and the stroller.
As I pushed the stroller through the park, I decided to try out my anti-gravity boots. Boing! Boing! I could stay in the air for a good several seconds with each jump. It was great fun. But I had to stop so some people from my in-laws' church could croon over my baby. By the time I made it to the clubhouse, I was late to rehearsal.
I entered the clubhouse where a few Cytherans/heroes were already hanging out. TSes must be real, because Kat was blue. Unfortunately, none of the magic-using TS heroes were legally-certified mages, and the crowd outside was starting to turn into a mob. They were pounding at the door, demanding to put Kat and the others (not sure who all was in there) on trial. It was scary. I'm not even sure who I was playing - Retsy, maybe?
We were brainstorming how to get out safely. Kat suggested using Acertainment on the door o_O
Then we heard the secret knock at the door, and I opened it. It was Selax. Except not really. Selax hadn't shown up for rehearsal, so Shorty was standing in for him. "I'm so scared," I told him. He just looked at me with his dazzling understanding eyes, and hugged me. It occurred to me that we were portraying Selax's character wrong.
Then I woke up.
I'll become even more undignified than this