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Chocolate milk, cold spaghetti, green eggs, and SPAM!!!! OOGLA BOOGLA!

whatever you do, don't click this link.

Please continue to redirect all your spam to this topic, it makes it easier to hunt you down and destroy every last one of you.

Except Katerei, she's special. <3

I'm already in trouble, what do I have to lose. . . *Attacks Tyry with a pillow*

Avatara, on Jan 19 2007, 08:12 PM, said:

i'm tempted to make another spam topic, just to piss you off.

but i won't, because i got a heart.

453's will:
Everything (savings, computer, rights to Retsy, etc) goes to Avatara.

BreadWorldMercy453, on Jan 19 2007, 10:38 PM, said:

That's awful nice of you, but I'm afraid its not enough to buy salvation.

you're getting more surreptitious, aren't you?

I should be honoured that my stuff means so much to you for you to hack and change my will?

Who wouldn't want Retsy? She's so adorable! ^_^

Tyry's death was. . . most unfortunate. Quite the accident too.

Tyry's people, his loyal and adoring fellow Cytherans, gather together for his funeral, missing him dearly and crying to express sadness. They are all dressed in black from head to toe (except for some people who are wearing orange, because orange is the new black). Some of them shuffle notes, preparing to do eulogies. Others wander around aimlessly with boxes of tissues.

Everyone greets each other with "He was your moderator? I'm so sorry for your loss."

The funeral begins with a song. Kat, being the musical authority, chooses her very favourite song - Peanut Butter Jelly Time. None of us can help but sob as the beautiful lyrics cause us to remember the type of person that Tyry was.

After that deep song, the unofficial authority of our whole community, Sely, rises to speak. Sely clears his throat and repeats the good things he has been saying about Tyry forever - "Tyrael is our moderator," then he sits back down.

Everyone wipes their eyes and blows their noses.

The next speaker, Zaffy, rises; but hasn't the courage to speak up. "Tyrael," Wizzy prompts the speaker.

"Well, I think Tyrael is, like, our moderator," Zaffy says.

We decide to have an intermission at this point, because Zaffy's words really hit home and we all need a minute to make ourselves presentable again.

Everyone brought cookies, and we have a snack during intermission.

As we all file back into the room, someone has put on some background music - score from Warcraft. Unfortunately the music is almost as boring as the game.

Time for more eulogies! Crazy speaks up, because she always has something to say. "Ty rocked!" she exclaims.

We cheer.

"Okay, who else is doing a speech?" Crazy asks, looking through the sea of friendly people. "Shorty?"

Shorty hides under Crazy's shoe.

"Kme?" Crazy asks.

"Is that a banana?" Kme muses, wandering off.

"Kat?"

"I'm hosting a concert tonight. . ."

"Wizzy?"

"For anyone else, I wouldn't," Wizzy says, and stands up. "Tyrael was the best person who ever lived," he states, then returns to his seat.

"That was beautiful," Inky comments; and everyone gasps and looks at him, surprised by his saying something. Inky turns back into a ghost.

"Ty was cool," Day announces, and we all agree.

"I'll say something," Illy says. "I had no fear of Av."

And it dawns on us - the fear.

"We've been living in fear," Chey whispers in revelation.

"We've been living in tyranny," Koy adds.

"Wondering what he'll do next, knowing our messages aren't safe," Sely mutters.

"The only person coming between us and boundless joy was-" Crazy realizes.

"-Tyrael!" everyone exclaims together.

"Rumor has it Tyrael's a moderator," Zaffy comments.

"Zaphod!" several people threaten.

"sorry."

"I think think this calls for a celebration!" says Shorty.

"BRING OUT THE ALCOHOL!" exclaims Sely.

Unfortunately (or fortunately, considering it probably tastes nasty), we have no alcohol on hand; but that does not stop us from celebrating!

Kat puts on an obnoxious stomp-the-floor song, and we all play along. We have gigantic splitting headaches the next day, and Sely misses school which caused him to miss a small assignment and get a B+ in the overall class thus making it impossible for him to get a job and he becomes a homeless bum, but it was worth it! We all tasted freedom that day. Too bad Koy never got to give his eulogy, because I'm sure he'd have a lot to say.

((Edit: Typo fix; and also Sely would like to make it known that the alcohol comment was a joke on my part toward his lack of interest in alcohol. He likes water.))

This post has been edited by BreadWorldMercy453: 20 January 2007 - 03:10 PM

On the other hand, we'd be waiting forever for Moonshadow to say anything.

A masterpiece!

BreadWorldMercy453, on Jan 20 2007, 09:55 AM, said:

i decided to censor my reply to this

BreadWorldMercy453, on Jan 20 2007, 09:55 AM, said:

but this warrants a

that aside, this IS the most amusing piece i've read recently.

This post has been edited by iKaterei: 20 January 2007 - 02:40 PM

BreadWorldMercy453, on Jan 20 2007, 12:55 PM, said:

Hello there, I represent the AT-

*POW*

i have just been informed that the person who commissioned me to design for them has threatened an acquaintance of mine with violence over internet disagreements, so if i suddenly disappear again, you'll know why.

...and please send out a search party to find my body which will undoubtedly be lying in a ditch somewhere.

Turtles, Kat! Always living one meter away from danger, aren't you? First you spam, then you do business with a crazy violent person @_@ No seriously, you have to be okay because if you die, I'll do your funeral! Oh, and we'd miss you :(

i actually wrote a song once mentioning what kind of music i want played at my funeral. i'm going to compose a list -ahead- of time, i think. =X

You don't trust me? I have really good music taste!

I want my casket to be walked into my funeral. While The Who's "Eminence Front" is playing. Genius, right?

I'll let the next person comment on that. I wouldn't have a clue, but it does sound promising.

I'll let the next person comment on that. I wouldn't have a clue, but it does sound promising.

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