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So long Thanks for all the fish

#351 User is offline   ankhwatcher 

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Posted 19 October 2005 - 06:25 PM

The Apple Cøre, on Oct 19 2005, 09:02 PM, said:

Three in the morning.
Obstinate bug still won't die.
Pass the coffe please.

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Goddamn haiku's...
Dyslexic poetry... people shouldn't use.
We need more limericks.
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Posted 19 October 2005 - 06:39 PM

KoL limericks are awesome:

You encounter a crotchety wizard
Who unleashes a mystical blizzard
But you counter that folly
With a fiery volley
That hangs the old fool by his gizzard
Hyperbole is the best thing ever!

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Posted 20 October 2005 - 01:19 AM

You guys realize I'm part of the anti-english teacher organization. Can we not talk about poetry it makes me want to grab my protesting materials.

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Posted 20 October 2005 - 05:25 AM

Swithich, on Oct 20 2005, 07:19 AM, said:

You guys realize I'm part of the anti-english teacher organization. Can we not talk about poetry it makes me want to grab my protesting materials.
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Dear Swithich,
I studied you statement for some time and feel I have increased my understanding of your point of view and attitude.
I have therefore concluded that it would be best to respond to your statement with the word "YAAAAAAAAArrrrrrrrgh!".

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Posted 20 October 2005 - 03:43 PM

My english teacher is actually pretty cool. He's writing scripts for a TV show. But it's on Nickelodeon, so no matter how cool he is, and how good the scripts are, some production editor is bound to kill whatever creativity was originally to be found in the show.

P.S.: the show is called 'Kappa Mikey.' Dumb enough name, without being an americanime.

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Posted 20 October 2005 - 04:57 PM

ankhwatcher, on Oct 20 2005, 02:25 AM, said:

Dear Swithich,
                    I studied you statement for some time and feel I have increased my understanding of your point of view and attitude.
I have therefore concluded that it would be best to respond to your statement with the word "YAAAAAAAAArrrrrrrrgh!".

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You wrote that in letter form just to piss me off didn't you...I officially hate your now. :P (although not really ;) )

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Posted 20 October 2005 - 09:43 PM

Yeah, his now does suck...
"My friends tell me that I refuse to grow up, but I know they're just jealous because they don't have pajamas with feet."
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Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

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Posted 20 October 2005 - 10:46 PM

You should've written the letter as a poem, and one that doesn't use iambic pentameter.
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Posted 20 October 2005 - 11:06 PM

Borrow an EV haiku.
You put what in my Power Mac?
Its like what happens when you cross a phoenix with a super black hole; it's powerful enough to destroy itself, only to be reborn in a vicious cycle of torment and pain. Or in this case, nonsense.
-Avatara, on the life cycle of ATT.
Dude, imagine Redline Trash Talk; the unholy spawn of B&B and ATT.
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Posted 20 October 2005 - 11:39 PM

I am not here now,
Nor have I ever been here,
I do not know why.

-Pufer
"Believe nothing, no matter where you read it or who said it, even if I have said it, unless it agrees with your own reason and your own common sense." -The Buddha

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Posted 21 October 2005 - 12:19 AM

This is my haiku
I don't like it very much
But it is still mine.
Hyperbole is the best thing ever!

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Posted 21 October 2005 - 12:47 AM

I play Avara.
My hull is a maxed heavy.
Their hulls are but dust.
You put what in my Power Mac?
Its like what happens when you cross a phoenix with a super black hole; it's powerful enough to destroy itself, only to be reborn in a vicious cycle of torment and pain. Or in this case, nonsense.
-Avatara, on the life cycle of ATT.
Dude, imagine Redline Trash Talk; the unholy spawn of B&B and ATT.
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We're being overrun!

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Posted 21 October 2005 - 11:19 AM

I wish Avara's creator would let someone upgrade it visually... Y'know, just a few textures, nothing big, so that it could still play on most old machines.

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Posted 21 October 2005 - 12:35 PM

Then it would kill Basilisk.

And §torm/Durandal is going to kill you for that subtitle.
You put what in my Power Mac?
Its like what happens when you cross a phoenix with a super black hole; it's powerful enough to destroy itself, only to be reborn in a vicious cycle of torment and pain. Or in this case, nonsense.
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We're being overrun!

#365 User is offline   Anaxagoras 

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Posted 21 October 2005 - 04:32 PM

The Apple Cøre, on Oct 21 2005, 12:35 PM, said:

Then it would kill Basilisk.

And §torm/Durandal is going to kill you for that subtitle.
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There's no way I'm going back to Leela. Gotta think of a name...

Aha!

Escalla.

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Posted 21 October 2005 - 04:43 PM

Tycho?
You put what in my Power Mac?
Its like what happens when you cross a phoenix with a super black hole; it's powerful enough to destroy itself, only to be reborn in a vicious cycle of torment and pain. Or in this case, nonsense.
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We're being overrun!

#367 User is offline   Anaxagoras 

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Posted 21 October 2005 - 05:04 PM

The Apple Cøre, on Oct 21 2005, 04:43 PM, said:

Tycho?
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Good idea.

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Posted 21 October 2005 - 06:30 PM

Last word!

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Posted 21 October 2005 - 07:46 PM

My right flank has fallen.
My center is retreating.
My left cannot advance.
Condition excellent and I am attacking.
-a very dead man from the 1800s.
-A Bridge Too Far (Avara level)
You put what in my Power Mac?
Its like what happens when you cross a phoenix with a super black hole; it's powerful enough to destroy itself, only to be reborn in a vicious cycle of torment and pain. Or in this case, nonsense.
-Avatara, on the life cycle of ATT.
Dude, imagine Redline Trash Talk; the unholy spawn of B&B and ATT.
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We're being overrun!

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Posted 21 October 2005 - 10:16 PM

I know the names are so similar it can be confusing, but this is the Ares board.
"Sometimes I get confused whether I'm posting on ATT or in the War Room. But then I remind myself: If it's moderators acting scatter-brained and foolish, then it's the War Room*.

*Unless it's Avatara, of course."
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Posted 21 October 2005 - 11:55 PM

It's okay, it's just the apple core...

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Posted 22 October 2005 - 08:06 PM

Swithich, on Oct 22 2005, 05:55 AM, said:

It's okay, it's just the apple core...
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Yeah, you and The Apple Core need to to kiss and make up Avatara, I a non-gay spirit of brotherly love way...
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Posted 22 October 2005 - 09:41 PM

That was in comprehendable, please iterate.

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Posted 23 October 2005 - 11:45 AM

Swithich, on Oct 23 2005, 03:41 AM, said:

That was in comprehendable, please iterate.
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If I explain myself now it will only encourage you to be more confused in the future.
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Posted 23 October 2005 - 12:39 PM

ankhwatcher, on Oct 22 2005, 07:06 PM, said:

I a non-gay spirit of brotherly love way...
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That's good to know.

Can we use rifles?
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*Unless it's Avatara, of course."
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