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#1 nfreader

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Posted 28 July 2005 - 09:58 AM

My reign of semi-terror is about to begin, and I'll need someone decidedly evil to assist me. Prove your worthiness.

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#2 Mackilroy

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Posted 28 July 2005 - 10:01 AM

*comes in on flaming asteroids*

I hate you, nfreader. You're the scum of the universe, and I wipe you off of my jackboots.

At last he came to a door, with these words in glowing emeralds: THE END OF THE WORLD. He did not hesitate. He opened the door and stepped through.

#3 byteme

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Posted 28 July 2005 - 12:28 PM

Well, thats not very nice.

#4 crazybeans128

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Posted 28 July 2005 - 01:29 PM

I can be your sidekick! I just don't have a fun costume or any powers. I have the power of sarcasm if that'll do.

If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?
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Posted 28 July 2005 - 01:31 PM

Speaking of which, I need a sidekick that hates Windoze at least as much as I do.

Maybe.

Maybe not.

You put what in my Power Mac?
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#6 Mackilroy

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Posted 28 July 2005 - 01:35 PM

byteme, on Jul 28 2005, 01:28 PM, said:

Well, thats not very nice.

Unfortunately, it's the same power as crazybeans: the power of sarcasm.

*shrugs sheepishly*

At last he came to a door, with these words in glowing emeralds: THE END OF THE WORLD. He did not hesitate. He opened the door and stepped through.

#7 crazybeans128

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Posted 28 July 2005 - 01:54 PM

I also have the power of smart-assism, along with the abilitly to mimic cowardness, bravado, courage, and various other assortments of emotional instabilities.

If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?
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Posted 28 July 2005 - 02:03 PM

...and break the profanity filter.

#9 nfreader

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Posted 28 July 2005 - 02:08 PM

Mackilroy, on Jul 28 2005, 10:01 AM, said:

*comes in on flaming asteroids*

I hate you, nfreader. You're the scum of the universe, and I wipe you off of my jackboots.

Pitiful. Not using enough adjectives...

crazybeans128, on Jul 28 2005, 01:29 PM, said:

I can be your sidekick! I just don't have a fun costume or any powers. I have the power of sarcasm if that'll do.

Sorry, the costume is a must.

The Apple Cøre, on Jul 28 2005, 01:31 PM, said:

Speaking of which, I need a sidekick that hates Windoze at least as much as I do.

Maybe.

Maybe not.

Maybe.

Maybe not.

Mackilroy, on Jul 28 2005, 01:35 PM, said:

Unfortunately, it's the same power as crazybeans: the power of sarcasm.

*shrugs sheepishly*

Sarcasm. Oh yeah, that's origional.

crazybeans128, on Jul 28 2005, 01:54 PM, said:

I also have the power of smart-assism, along with the abilitly to mimic cowardness, bravado, courage, and various other assortments of emotional instabilities.

Hmm... we'll get back to you.

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#10 The Journalist

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Posted 28 July 2005 - 04:20 PM

I have a cat!

Hyperbole is the best thing ever!

#11 Darth Eddy

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Posted 28 July 2005 - 05:11 PM

The Journalist, on Jul 28 2005, 04:20 PM, said:

I have a cat!

So, they smell strange.

You should get a wolf, they are much better. They will rid your house of annoying guest, deal with buggalers and trespassers, help you get loans and other stuff, and make you a respected and feared member of society. No cat can do that, unless it is a wild cat. Which I doubt you have.

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#12 ankhwatcher

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Posted 28 July 2005 - 05:13 PM

I have the power of having once dressed up as luigi.
(and had my mother throw away most of hte costume the next day)

Wow, you read a post by Ankhwatcher you must be so proud.
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#13 Darth Eddy

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Posted 28 July 2005 - 05:19 PM

I have the power of hating Bush, most of the U.S. Citizens, and plastic surgery. I also have the power of a deep voice and a long nose.

This post has been edited by Darth Eddy: 28 July 2005 - 05:46 PM

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Posted 28 July 2005 - 05:38 PM

Darth Eddy, on Jul 28 2005, 11:19 PM, said:

I have the power of hating Bush, most of the U.S. Citizens, and plastic surgary. I also have the power of a deep voice and a long nose.

I dont know how to spell surgery but that aint it.

Wow, you read a post by Ankhwatcher you must be so proud.
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#15 Darth Eddy

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Posted 28 July 2005 - 05:48 PM

ankhwatcher, on Jul 28 2005, 05:38 PM, said:

I dont know how to spell surgery but that aint it.

I wish to tell you that it doesn't matter if you accidently mispell words, it is how you correct them. So I win.

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#16 ankhwatcher

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Posted 28 July 2005 - 05:59 PM

Yeah but I just posted that correction because I was bored, and now I'm less bored so I win.

Wow, you read a post by Ankhwatcher you must be so proud.
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#17 Avatara

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Posted 28 July 2005 - 06:17 PM

Darth Eddy, on Jul 28 2005, 04:19 PM, said:

I have the power of hating Bush, most of the U.S. Citizens, and plastic surgery. I also have the power of a deep voice and a long nose.

Oh my God, its Pinocchio!

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#18 ankhwatcher

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Posted 28 July 2005 - 07:18 PM

Avatara, on Jul 29 2005, 12:17 AM, said:

Oh my God, its Pinocchio!

Yeah because everyone knows pinnochio was a liberal.

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#19 nfreader

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Posted 28 July 2005 - 08:34 PM

The Journalist, on Jul 28 2005, 04:20 PM, said:

I have a cat!

Good on ye.

Darth Eddy, on Jul 28 2005, 05:11 PM, said:

-75

ankhwatcher, on Jul 28 2005, 05:13 PM, said:

I have the power of having once dressed up as luigi.
(and had my mother throw away most of hte costume the next day)

Hmm...

Darth Eddy, on Jul 28 2005, 05:19 PM, said:

I have the power of hating Bush, most of the U.S. Citizens, and plastic surgery. I also have the power of a deep voice and a long nose.

Agreed, sort of agreed, cool, puppet.

ankhwatcher, on Jul 28 2005, 05:38 PM, said:

I dont know how to spell surgery but that aint it.

Keep trying.

Darth Eddy, on Jul 28 2005, 05:48 PM, said:

I wish to tell you that it doesn't matter if you accidently mispell words, it is how you correct them. So I win.

Preach it!

ankhwatcher, on Jul 28 2005, 05:59 PM, said:

Yeah but I just posted that correction because I was bored, and now I'm less bored so I win.

You ARE a winner!

Avatara, on Jul 28 2005, 06:17 PM, said:

Oh my God, its Pinocchio!

Oh my God, it's Avatara!

ankhwatcher, on Jul 28 2005, 07:18 PM, said:

Yeah because everyone knows pinnochio was a liberal.

Slanderous.

C'mon people! Someone here must have an amazing power!

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#20 crazybeans128

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Posted 28 July 2005 - 10:39 PM

I can save you up to 15% on car insurance in 15 minutes or less.

If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?
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#21 BlueFish

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Posted 28 July 2005 - 11:08 PM

I can see through glass walls.

I can look backwards without turning my head when I'm facing a mirror.

I can imagine anything I want, visuals included.

I can imitate weird people.

I can sense whether or not a person needs counceling just by looking at them.

I can shoot rubberbands somewhat accurately.

I can make blowguns out of straws, toothpicks, modeling glue, notecards, and paper clips.

I can estimate an event's turnout with a 65% accuracy.

I can make people mad.

I's gong's ta tak offur teh wirld!

#22 Pufer

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Posted 28 July 2005 - 11:35 PM

I happen to be better, faster, and stronger than barth at everything that he listed above (and more, including, incidentally, pomposity). If anything, you should be trying to be my sidekick, that is if I didn't work alone.

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#23 BlueFish

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Posted 28 July 2005 - 11:42 PM

Pufer, on Jul 28 2005, 11:35 PM, said:

I happen to be better, faster, and stronger than barth at everything that he listed above...

...except that it's all backwards. In other words, your negative is more negative than my positive is positive. And it's all negative.

#24 Trah

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Posted 28 July 2005 - 11:46 PM

I'm actually the BladeMaster.

Initially, I'm weak. My critical strike doesn't hit often or that high, I can't run too fast even when invisible, and I can only make one mirror image. However, with some claws of attack, bone chimes, and leveling, I turn into a killing machine. I attack quickly, striking critical blows often. I move swiftly into and out of battle, appearing out of nowhere, doing extra damage. If I'm entirely outnumber, I unleash the Bladestorm. I slash through all nearby enemies, doing massive damage.

My one weakness is I can't attack flying enemies, given I have a sword. That can be cured if I get a proper orb, preferably an orb of fire.

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#25 BlueFish

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Post icon Posted 28 July 2005 - 11:49 PM

My list modified for Pufer:

I can see through glass walls in the other direction.

I can look forwards without turning my head when I'm facing a mirror.

I can imagine anything I want, visuals included, but the colors are negative.

I can imitate normal people.

I can sense whether or not a person doesn't need counceling just by looking away from them.

I can shoot rubberbands somewhat inaccurately.

I can make blowguns in of straws, toothpicks, modeling glue, notecards, or paper clips.

I can estimate an event's turnout with a -65% accuracy.

I can make people happy.

I's gong's ta tak offur teh black hole!