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#101 User is offline   Rickton 

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Posted 20 August 2004 - 06:32 PM

But buffalo are extinct as of now.

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Posted 20 August 2004 - 10:28 PM

New Zealand used to have over a dozen species of flightless moa birds; the largest stood over 13 feet tall. They didn't do too well when the Polynesians arrived. I bet they tasted like chicken, but we'll never know.

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Posted 20 August 2004 - 11:20 PM

It is entirely possible that there is a movement to genetically engineer a chicken with 13 feet.

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Posted 21 August 2004 - 09:01 AM

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New Zealand used to have over a dozen species of flightless moa birds; the largest stood over 13 feet tall.  They didn't do too well when the Polynesians arrived.  I bet they tasted like chicken, but we'll never know.



New Zealand also had Giant Eagles big enough to pray on said moa - definite food for thought.

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Posted 21 August 2004 - 10:05 AM

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New Zealand also had Giant Eagles big enough to pray on said moa - definite food for thought.



you killed the game!!

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Posted 21 August 2004 - 01:05 PM

If you detect some weird movements in your fellow [url="http://"http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=108"]comrade[/url], begin to worry.

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Posted 21 August 2004 - 01:22 PM

COMRADES! The enemy tells us that he is at our gates. IT IS A LIE! FIGHT TO THE DEATH!

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Posted 21 August 2004 - 08:59 PM

Bill Gates feels threatened unless he controls 95% of anything with which he's involved. He scares the **** out of me.

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Posted 22 August 2004 - 12:03 AM

There is a definite market for videos of human excrement falling out of Dr. Trowel. Said market, however, should be completely destroyed, stomped, set on fire, and shipped off to Venus on a poorly made rocket.

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Posted 22 August 2004 - 01:15 AM

I used to think Venus was a cutie, until she ripped my eyes out for catching her in the shower.

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Posted 22 August 2004 - 12:32 PM

I don't think laser surgery on your eye is safe.

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Posted 22 August 2004 - 01:26 PM

I feel very safe in my padded room.

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Posted 22 August 2004 - 04:06 PM

I need to have someone put padding in my room to stop these damn pigeons from beating their brains out against the walls.

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Posted 22 August 2004 - 04:25 PM

Glass houses sacrifice privacy, but its worth it when you watch all the birds smacking into the windows.

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Posted 22 August 2004 - 05:33 PM

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Glass houses sacrifice privacy, but its worth it when you watch all the birds smacking into the windows.



I would love to sell someone a glass house near a golf course.

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Posted 22 August 2004 - 08:03 PM

I would like to build a golf course near a large green mammoth.

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Posted 22 August 2004 - 09:17 PM

I'll see your green mammoth, and raise you an argyle tapir.

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Posted 22 August 2004 - 09:17 PM

I plan on building a large purple mound of cheese on top of Bill Gates' house one day.

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Posted 22 August 2004 - 10:15 PM

Bill Gates is taking over the world.

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Posted 22 August 2004 - 10:27 PM

Running water is taking over the streets, especially in hurricanes.

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Posted 22 August 2004 - 11:29 PM

"Hurricanes" is a weird song.

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Posted 23 August 2004 - 05:54 AM

I found a spider monkey in my laundry room last week. He was dressed like Napoleon and beating out a tune on some sort of weird gong.

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Posted 23 August 2004 - 08:49 AM

That wasn't a spider monkey, it was your uncle.

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Posted 23 August 2004 - 10:25 AM

I keep telling everyone he wasn't my uncle.

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Posted 23 August 2004 - 11:42 AM

It usually takes fifteen shots of whiskey to forget though. Almost as many as it takes to forget my late mother had a beard.

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