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#51 User is offline   Trah 

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Posted 17 August 2004 - 07:20 PM

A stupid person asked me today if I saw any of the wild elephants in Australia, and wasn't joking.

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Posted 17 August 2004 - 07:39 PM

I shot an elephant in my pajamas the other day. How it got in my pajamas, I'll never know.

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Posted 17 August 2004 - 08:10 PM

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Originally posted by -esw-dragoon_77:
I shot an elephant in my pajamas the other day.  How it got in my pajamas, I'll never know.



I stole your pajamas the other day. How you got in pajamas, I'll never know.

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Posted 17 August 2004 - 08:14 PM

I'll never know how they get that corn in the can.

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Posted 17 August 2004 - 11:19 PM

I have reason to believe that there is a vast conspiracy set up in northern Uganda whose only purpose is to steal all of my canned corn.

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Posted 18 August 2004 - 12:29 AM

I just escaped from some barbaric cannibals in Uganda, nasty place!

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Posted 18 August 2004 - 04:00 AM

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I just escaped from some barbaric cannibals in Uganda, nasty place!



Its a result of SA's cloning program.

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Posted 18 August 2004 - 07:24 AM

Excellent... my cloning program is a spectacular success!

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Posted 18 August 2004 - 07:55 AM

I could use some spectacular success this morning. That, or a Diet Coke with my waffles.

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Posted 18 August 2004 - 02:59 PM

Pepsi rules Coke.

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Posted 18 August 2004 - 05:47 PM

I ordered a coke today, right after passing a pepsi machine in disgust.

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Posted 18 August 2004 - 05:55 PM

Hey, the newspaper reported illegal use of coke was down by 13% in this state today. Its not much, but its something.

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Posted 18 August 2004 - 06:26 PM

Earth is just a single small planet, circling one of the innumerable stars in the Milky Way, which is one of innumerable galaxies in the universe. It's not much, but it's something.

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Posted 18 August 2004 - 06:28 PM

Milky Way is a decent candy bar, better than Babe Ruth anyway.

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Posted 18 August 2004 - 07:14 PM

The Yankees are the best baseball team.

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Posted 18 August 2004 - 07:20 PM

Chameleons are good.

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Posted 18 August 2004 - 07:38 PM

Steak is good too.

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Posted 18 August 2004 - 08:33 PM

What is bovine encephilitis, anyway?

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Posted 18 August 2004 - 10:00 PM

I won a shpeling bee once.

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Posted 18 August 2004 - 10:47 PM

Once upon a time, I... I... I... I've got nothing.

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Posted 18 August 2004 - 11:01 PM

"Freedom's just another word for 'nothing left to lose.'"

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Posted 18 August 2004 - 11:19 PM

If someone were to cut my tongue out of my mouth while I was in mid sentence, would they literally be taking the words out of my mouth?

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Posted 18 August 2004 - 11:28 PM

Shoplifters are weird, especially those that shoplift tongues.

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Posted 19 August 2004 - 12:05 AM

I was in a lovely ball shop the other day, I bought a lovely new tennis ball.

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Posted 19 August 2004 - 06:39 AM

Anna Kournikova is seriously hot.

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