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Two robots walk into a bar and DESTROY ALL HUMANS!!!

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If this destroys your margins, get a bigger screen

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[This message has been edited by Trah (edited 08-09-2004).]

[This message has been edited by Sundered Angel (edited 08-10-2004).]

[quote]Originally posted by Trah:
If this destroys your margins, get a bigger screen  

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You posted this on the BnB, and it got locked. Just wanted to bring that up.
Have a nice day, overlord.

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A man walks into a bar, keels over, and dies.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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Your point is?

ATT is much more receptive to random posts than B&B is.

Divals

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Very, very valid point.

Look - chickens everywhere.

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Yeah, like that duck.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?"

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And the horse says "You really think i can talk?"

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"Anything is possible out here in the Sahara," the bartender says and turns back to the penguins it was tending to.

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"Its all fun and games until a rampaging robot destroys half of your city."

Who realized that they were ghastly over-dressed.

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Michael Jackson's son, Prince Michael II will write a memoir in which he wistfully recalls that one glorious moment on the balcony when he nearly escaped.

And being sued by Japanese artists for infringing upon their copyrighted names.

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"Its all fun and games until a rampaging robot destroys half of your city."

So John Kerry walks into a bar...the bartender says "Why the long face?"

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So, the Journalist walks into a bar...the bartender says, "What the hell kind of lame joke was that?"

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"Its all fun and games until a rampaging robot destroys half of your city."

TeeHee.
I know.
Please eat me.

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I'm not certain how to respond...

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How about, say...on AIM?

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Michael Jackson's son, Prince Michael II will write a memoir in which he wistfully recalls that one glorious moment on the balcony when he nearly escaped.

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Heh...

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;D

Back to the Humor Joke.

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Michael Jackson's son, Prince Michael II will write a memoir in which he wistfully recalls that one glorious moment on the balcony when he nearly escaped.

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You did admirably

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Sig test. Because it's as on topic as anything else here.

-glahti

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